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  • 1 year later...

Whoa a topic *revives*

 

“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

- Cave Johnson, Portal 2

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  • 4 months later...

 I love Team Fortress 2 partly for the insane number of quotes in game that never fail to amuse me (excuse the strong language):

 

Sniper:

"Feelings? Look mate, you know who's got a lot of feelings? Blokes that bludgeon their wife to death with a golf trophy."

"Professionals have standards. Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet."

"Wave goodbye to your head, w*nker!"

"Thanks for standing still, w*nker!"

"One sniper to another mate! GIVE! UP!"

"Everything above your neck's gonna be a fine red mist!"

"I'm gonna blow the inside of your head - all over four counties!"

"GAWD SAVE THE QUEEN!!"

 

Demoman:

"SO! All ya fine dandies so proud! So cut short! Prancin' aboot with ya heads full of eyeballs!"

"I'm a grim bloody fable with an unhappy bloody end!"

"Oh they're goin' ta have to glue you back together...IN HELL!!!"

"What makes me a good demoman?? If I were a BAD demoman, I wouldn't be sittin' here discussin' it with ya now would I?!"

"They're goin' ta bury what's left of ye in a soup can!"

"In yer language, eat lead, laddies!"

 

Soldier:

"You will stand next to that cart or I will STAND you next to that cart!"

"This is my world. You are not welcome in my world."

"Godspeed, you magnificent b*stard."

 

Merasmus:

"Run fools! Run from Merasmus!!"

"MERASMUS ARRIVES ON A TIDE OF BLOOD! Oh hello Soldier..."

"RAIN OF JARATE!! MERASMUS IS...so sorry about this one..."

 

 

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