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2026 Season
It's easy to forget that they did that, at what would have been an obscene cost as well. Oh the glory days of 2010s speculation....
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2026 Season
I think what Thorpe need to do to spike interest is to get the Derren Brown IP back on Ghost Train. Thorpe is certainly entering an interesting/worrying (delete as appropriate) phase in it's timeline. There are a whole bunch of flats getting very old all at the same time, Stealth starting to become a bit of a worry, Slammer area empty (still).... then you have question marks over the longevity of TWD and what they do once that IP runs out, Ghost Train as a ticking time bonb that surely has SBNO written all over it sooner rather than later - and now Rumba Rapids rotting whilst they decide what to do next. If they suddenly decide to get a flat or two for 2027, when would we need to see planning permission? Next few months I assume?
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2026 Season
Can't wait to see those colour coded entrances that SLKSTN loved so much finally in use for an event. Sick!
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Tidal Wave
Haven't been to Thorpe yet this year but I can't wait to get in and see that fire effect finally in action! 🙃
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Stealth
Feel like pure sh** man, just don't need this Stealth negativity in my life. Therefore I am happy to confirm that Stealth will be operational for FOREVER. Anyway, Colossus will be the first coaster to go 'cos turquoise paint is very expensive now.
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2026 Season
The fact that the retail unit there sells just ice cream is absolutely mind boggling. Get some cocktails/mocktails for sale, and some street food like Cargo at Alton Towers recently and they'd be laughing.
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2026 Season
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Park Operations
23rd-25th possibly might tie in with The Launchpad being open or am I thinking too joined-up here for Merlin?
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2026 Season
Teacups confirmed removal for 2027.
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2026 Season
Can I throw Second Detonator Tower in the ring? Would make the repaint make sense, as the second one will be brand new.
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Tidal Wave
Maybe.... there is some sort of higher power after all. Russ would be proud.
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2026 Season
The Detty repaint is the most bizarre decision because, even if it looks scrappy (can't say I've ever noticed anyway), does it really matter? It's not like it's a sprawling coaster track. Can only assume it was a case of "we've got this money to spend, let's do that". Rumours that the Inferno station has had some improvements and that the BOSE cannons are working again but we shall see! Talking of Colossus - the repaint of the walls near the bridge to yellow was already looking god awful last season.
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Rumba Rapids
We will never hear those beautiful words again.... RED BOAT SIT DOWN PLEASE.
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Ride Access Pass
Exactly this... "The RAP queue is as big as the main queue!"... ""It's all booked up for months" Yeah, wonder why that is...
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2026 Season
My concern is that 2026 is going to be a "meh" year for attendance following Hyperia not exactly setting gate figures on fire last year, meaning all the more reason for the powers that be not to invest in anything for ages, and thus the cycle continues. I know it was the "good old days" but I was today years old when I learnt that Inferno opened the year after Colossus. Mad. Chances of that ever happening again....? 😆 I hope if but when Rumba goes, like yourself, it doesn't remain SBNO for ages as it's a HUGE area of land, and as soon as it goes we know what's coming next. You can, rightly or wrongly, sort of get away with Slammer being there SBNO for so long, but Rumba no so much!