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Inspired by James6's great competition of 2010 Welcome, one and all, to the challenge. In this game, you will be tested on your artistic side, and see how people respond to your fantasmical, splendilious ideas! Brief: You have been assigned a new job at merlin parks, who have recently over-ran other theme park buyers, and now own every theme-park in the UK. Your challenge, is to come up with a new theme/design/vibe of a significant rollercoaster, or space. Each challenge (if this one is successful) will give you 5 areas/rides to choose from, where you then either edit photos of the area, and leave a short description, leave a long description with no phot…

Firstly, hello, my name's Connor and I'm new here. I've mainly joined to ask what I'm about to ask, but I'm also a big fan of Thorpe Park in general. Anyway, to the question.... As part of my BTEC diploma in Media we were tasked to create an advertisement, I decided to make one on Thorpe Park. Also as part of the course we need to get feedback from the clients and the audience, you guys. So, basically, I will post a link at the bottom of this post and if possible could you reply to this thread with answers on: 1) What you like? 2) What you dislike? 3) If it makes you want to visit the park (does it work as an advertisement)? 4) Anything else you wish to comment …

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If you haven't already heard, this year's TPM Awards were the tightest yet, and two categories had a six way tie. The only way to decide who the real winners are is a fight to the dea-I mean, an orderly public vote. Vote for whoever you like. No one will be able to see who you have voted for, but you can see who has how many votes. Nominees - please don't vote for yourself! The vote closes this Thursday, at 23.59!

I've been messing with ChatGPT using it to come up with fictional stories. Here's one based around Theme Park Worldwide; Shawn and Charlotte from Theme Park Worldwide were beyond excited to visit Alton Towers Resort for the first time. They hopped out of their car and immediately started filming their adventure. "Hey everyone, it's Shawn and Charlotte from Theme Park Worldwide and we're here at Alton Towers Resort!" Shawn shouted into the camera. "We've been waiting for this day for so long," Charlotte added. The pair couldn't wait to start their day of rides and …

I have made posts which have been long for example my post about Europa Park plus a few others, I tend to trail on with posts But I was wondering have people made any longer posts? If you see any long posts copy it here. We could find future writers...

I'll be making my television debut and appearing on classic quiz show Countdown! My debut is this Friday (Oct 28th), airing at 2.10pm on Channel 4, and of course available on catch up after. There'll also be a bit of geeky chatter and roller coaster puns, because of course they run with me being a roller coaster enthusiast and turned it into my entire personality (not far wrong tbf). Would be lovely if anyone gave my episodes a watch!

Here's a short drabble I did about the 2007 revamp of X:/ No Way Out. Enjoy! Abraxas. You have been chosen. The green, Martian-akin entity heard the sound of a voice like heaven, beckoning his name. His yellow eyes flared, pointed upwards. "Hm? Chosen? For what?" Your infection of the Thorpe Park Power Supply was a success. We are recruiting you. "Really. You're recruiting me, huh? Again, for what?" You have been chosen to join the Swarm. A swarm of aliens who WILL destroy Earth. "Sorry, but I work alone. Though, now you've got me interested. How, exactly, will they destroy Earth?" Thru the use of hypersonic frequencies and fine-tuned lasers. Our…

When organised chats take place a game/ quiz usually takes place: Here you will find the results of the running tally of correct answers/points that members have answered correctly, taking part in the game on an organised Chat night. The results here are for the answers from April 2014 to December 2014. Have you got what it takes to get to the top of all the categories. The quiz takes questions from the popular app Quiz-Up, If you would like another category to form, please suggest it to me in chat, PM or in this Topic and your wish is my command: Leaderboard Amusement Parks Quiz 1) J.S217 (15 Points) 2) LePaigeHalil (11 Points) 3) Mer & Mr. Fish (6 Points) 4) …

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After a trickle of votes over the past month, I can now officially announce the winners of the 2017 TPM awards... PARK AWARDS Best UK Park 1) Alton Towers (12) 2) Thorpe Park (9) 3) Blackpool Pleasure Beach (6) Best UK Coaster 1) Nemesis (14) 2) The Smiler (4) 3=) The Swarm (3) 3=) Stealth (3) Best UK Flat 1) Rush (6) 2=) Detonator (4) 2=) Samurai (4) 2=) Slammer (4) 3) Time Machine (3) Best UK Water 1) Valhalla (14) 2) Tidal Wave (6) 3) The Gruffalo River Ride Adventure (3) Best UK Dark 1) Hex (13) 2)…

Listening to music lately, I've really come to notice how ridiculous, odd, and obvious some of the lyrics are. Post some of the stupidest, obvious and misheard music lyrics you've heard here, and let's just see how odd the world of song writing is I'll start: This is a song by Scooter, can't remember the song's name though: It's not a bird, it's not a plane. It must be Dave, who's on the train.

Another excuse to share a bit of music I love and play a little game. I'll post a selection of videos which are clues to or associated with another track, you guess what that track is by posting a video of the one you think it is. Get it right and have a go yourself. Or I'll do another one if you can't be arsed. Does that make sense? There should only be one track that fits. So... ... go!

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New Game Alert! Rules are simple, Person above you will post a theme park / attraction picture from a month (From Jan - Dec, in that order). Include a description of the moment leading up to that photo (why you were there etc.) or a memory that happened on that day. You post a picture from the next month, once we get to December we loop back round to January. Not particularly any end goal but a fun way to celebrate theme parks and attractions during this chilly cold season. Rules: Must post a picture from the next month Can only Re-post after three other users have been Have fun! So I…

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Hello everybody, How are you ?, hope you are doing well... Next month I planning to visit India ? So, do you know any place whom you want to suggest for paragliding you have experienced with. One of my friend suggest me paragliding in himachal. He says that paragliding in himachal is the best place for paragliding in India.

The below site takes all the geo locaton info of photos on google and plots them on a map. You can see the hotspots of which rides are the most photogenic http://www.sightsmap.com/index.php?lt=51.403948&lg=-0.516665&z=15&w=8506&wlt=51.4&wlg=-0.52 Also, here's a link to Alton Towers too. http://www.sightsmap.com/index.php?lt=52.985142&lg=-1.895084&z=15&w=5980&wlt=52.98&wlg=-1.9