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YEARS ago... Like, nearly a decade ago... Which was probably around the same time I last actually rode the thing...

But if we want this to be a regular thing (as in, every day of Summer with all rides operating as normal operating hours, which is what I would guess is the dream end game), then it needs to draw a decent amount of crowds (as in, not CrashPad or enthusiasts)... A couple of thousand would be a good start per night... It's certainly not a bad thing it's being expanded, but you just have to hope that the event is a success beyond enthusiasts loving it due to being able to gain high ride counts...

I actually managed to collate (the majority) of my tat recently... So have fun... Clothing HoodiesStealth x2 Valhalla Disneyland Paris Mickey Mouse ShirtsAir Beast Blue Fire Cedar Point 2009 Cheetah Hunt Colossos Coney Island Death Eaters Potter Land Diamondback Dogmatix Duelling Dragons Farenheit Fluch von Novgorod Griffon Katun Kennywood Kobra Krake Kraken Mammut Maverick Mickey Silhouette Paris Mystery Mine Nemesis Inferno Nemesis x2 Oblivion Pirates of the Caribbean Revenge of the Mummy Rita Shock Silver Star Smiler Stitch Disneyland Paris Swarm Talocan Thorpe Park Adrenaline Junkie Top Thrill Dragster Tower of Terror Tower of Terror Mickey Head WDW Jedi Kermit Winjas Wodan Xcelerator UnderwearDogmatix Kaa Toy Story Alien HatsStormtrooper Mickey Mouse Beanie Krake Cap Nemesis Cap Rock n Rollercoaster Cap Universal Studios Disneyland Paris Bags Blue Fire Nemesis Inferno Rock n Rollercoaster Disneyland Paris Stealth Mugs Mack Rides Nemesis Oblivion Vampire Disneyland Paris x Donald Duck Starsigns Thorpe Park Beanoland Kobra Thorpe Park Rangers Colossus Stealth Thor’s Hammer Bubbleworks Wild Artic Kitchenware Disneyland Paris Plastic Cups x4 (Frontierland, Discoveryland, Adventureland, Fantastyland) Grumpy Dwarf Bowl Dogmatix Tablemat Thorpe Park Rangers Bowls x2 Thorpe Park Rangers Glass Walt Disney World Hot Drink Cups x3 Chessington Cup x2 Kennywood Cup x2 Fridge Magnets Nemesis Inferno Alton Towers Walibi Revenge of the Mummy The Flume Fluch von Novgorod Diamondback Kennywood Raptor Alton Towers x2 Legoland Windsor x2 Colossus Chessington Oakwood Knotts Drayton Manor Manta Griffon Universal Studios 2009 Oblivion x3 Dollywood Mutiny Bay Blackpool Pleasure Beach Bon Bon Land Disneyland Paris x5 Walt Disney World Shrek 4D Phantasialand SeaWorld x2 Thorpe Park x2 Megaphobia Detonator G-Force Dragon’s Fury Islands of Adventure x2 Rainbow Magicland Camelot Parc Asterix x2 Paultons Krake JackRabbit Busch Gardens Swarm Six Flags Discovery Kingdom Universal Studios Disneyland x2 Cedar Point Port Aventura Mirabilandia Nemesis Amity Cove Farup Sommerland Air Tower of Terror Six Flags Superman Vertigo Shot-glasses Air Alton Towers Animal Kingdom Beast Busch Gardens Cedar Point Colossus Diamondback Disneyland Europa Park x2 Farenheit Farup Sommerland Firehawk Hansa Park Krake Magnum XL-200 Manta Maverick Mickey Mouse Paris Millenium Force Mystery Mine Nemesis Nemesis Inferno Oblivion Parc Asterix x2 Phantom’s Revenge Rainbow Magicland Raptor Rip Ride Rockit Rita x2 Saw Seaworld x2 Shock Smiler Son of Beast Stealth Stormrunner Thorpe Park Top Thrill Dragster Tower of Terror Tripsdrill Universal Studios Cuddly Toys Merlin BearsKrake Nemesis Oblivion Raptor Scream Smiler Swarm Thirteen Thorpe Park Vampire Legoland Billund Bear Thor’s Hammer Rainbow Magicland Cat Farup Sommerland Hedgehog Dogmatix Abenteur Atlantis Turtle Euromaus Halloween Euromaus Kennywood Sign Walibi Mini Thorpe Park Bear Legoland Windsor Christmas Dragon Stationary Mack Rides Folding Ruler PensAbenteur Atlantis Air Alton Towers Bellewaerde Bubbleworks Chessington Colossos Colossus Disneyland Paris Lightwater Valley Katun Kobra Krake Nemesis Nemesis Inferno Oblivion Plopsaland Revenge of the Mummy x3 Rita Saw Scream Stealth Swarm Thirteen Universal Studios Vampire Walibi Shockwave Pencil Posters/Postcards PostersSkunx Haunting Drayton Manor PostcardsAlton Towers Dragon Falls Retro Harry Potter World Revenge of the Mummy Katun Traumatizer Polar X-Plorer Disney Dreams x9 Corkscrew Last Day Flyer Statues Nemesis Resin Statue Alton Towers Glass Paperweight Thorpe Park Glass Paperweight Disneyland Paris Wall.E Statue Pins Air x2 Alton Towers Alton Towers Mini Set (6 pins) Batman WB Movie World Beanoland x2 Cat in the Hat Island of Adventure Chessington x2 Colossos Colossus Crush’s Coaster Disney Dreams Disneyland Paris 2013 Disneyland Paris 20th Dollywood Drayton Manor Duelling Dragons Expedition Everest x2 Expedition GeForce Farenheit Fluch von Novgorod Hersheypark Katun Krake Land of the Dragons Lynet Magnum XL-200 Moteurs Action Stunt Show Mr Toad’s Wild Ride Mystery Mine Nemesis Vote Oblivion Oz’Iris x2 Phantom Manor Pirates of the Caribbean Rameses Revenge Rattlesnake RC Racer Revenge of the Mummy Rip Ride Rockit Rock n Roller Coaster x2 Scream Seaworld Silver Star Skunx Space Mountain Mission 2 Storm Runner Stormforce 10 Thorpe Park Tidal Wave Twister Universal Studios Hollywood Universal Studios Simpsons Halloween Valhalla x2 Vampire Walt Disney Studios Wildcat Misc. Alton Towers DVD Plopsaland Sticker Book Plopsaland Playing Cards Europa Park Top Trumps Skunx Guitar Cushion Smiler Cushion Asterix Cushion Euromaus Cushion Rainbow Magicland Lanyard Europa Park Lanyard Plopsaland Lanyard Halloween Horror Nights Lanyard Walibi Lanyard WAB Vs Skunx CD Disneyland Paris CD Scream/Colossos CD Winja’s CD Wodan CD Euro-Mir CD Pirates of the Caribbean Keyring Silver Star Keyring Alton Towers Bookmark Disneyland Paris 2013 Bookmark Europa Park Guidebook Phantasialand Guidebook Black Mamba Book Big Thunder Mountain Vinylmation Europa Park Duck Legoland Snowglobe Holiday Park Sticker Expedition GeForce Cable Wodan Block I have even more than that which has been packed away into the house and I couldn't find them...

Let's hope they actually attract people this time...

Vertigo was FAAAAAAAAAAAABish... It did make me rather green at the end of it... As for the Star-Flyer, I would put it down to the wind we had in Copenhagen, though I can understand why people wouldn't like them... Normally they're pretty dull though...

I wouldn't say it's something you can directly blame the manufacturers for, as it's all a product of ergonomic design... As much as companies would like to create products which can be perfectly used by all people big/small/thin/fat/muscular/etc, it's impossible to do so because of the wild variations we get... Hence the result of the 'ideal' human shape which is used in the design of chairs/tables/theme park rides... Colossus really is the exception though, apart from maybe the Maurer spinners, but even then you have to hit the 1.96m mark, which isn't a common occurance... Of course, to solve this leg-room issue we could just build Inverts...

Advertising a 26 year old ride as new really shows how far Chessie has fallen...

It attracts queues because it has an awful throughput... Hence why in the weird world we live in Swarm never seems to have a queue longer than the likes of Saw and Stealth, and of course Tiny Truckers at it's 150pph throughput always is combined with a 45 minute plus queue... The slap-bang in the middle of the park location also means it garners the queues because it's one of the first non-thrill rides people see these days... It's a shockingly embarassing attraction for a park that proclaims itself to be top dollar... The ride itself (or at least, the counterparts that I have experienced) isn't too bad when worked with well, just Storm Surge isn't at all...

And if we hadn't forced that situation, we may have never have seen Emilie de Forestier live... Just goes to show that sometimes, facing your fears makes your life better... Unless it involves spiders... Although, that was technically a Shot Tower rather than a Drop

My one fear with G-Force is that I'll come off with a crushed windpipe...

There's very much an over-arching story here about animals being held in captivity in general... Nature still takes precedence over any training an animal may have received, for example when the lions of Chessie snacked on the baby binturongs last year... Orcas are so huge and reasonably dangerous it's a very tricky subject to have, because zoos are so big on the conservation of species (the baby being 'sold' was probably part of a breeding programme as you see at most zoos) so the incident there is one that could be explained through that... I think a lot of activists tend to forget about the conservation efforts and good zoos and aquatic centres do, probably why Merlin forces it down the throats of visitors these days... The trainer incidents did lead to them not being in the water since, which is for the best, as nature will always find a way...

Would making excessively loud (fake) sex noises help? Worth a go... If not, ask to move flat...

Unfortunately I can't seem to find any to recommend, but my personal idea would be to get the best speakers student loan can buy, face them onto the ground since he's directly below you, and blare out Rammstein (or any heavy band of your choice/his least favourite genre of music)... But then, I'm an evil git...

Meanwhile, My Magic+ is going perfectly... http://micechat.com/49401-my-magic-plus-failure/ Apparently the new gateless system makes children 'beam when the green light goes on', which is of course nothing like the system in use at every other theme park in the world... Fun tip, don't mess with unbroken systems...

http://www.listchallenges.com/disney-movies?ref=share Out of EVERY single Disney film ever made, how many have you seen? 112 for me, which I think is a testament to the level of absolute TURD the mid 2000s Disney released...

Judging by the rumours I've also heard, I'd happily take money from you you up on such a bet... It sounds like a bitter disappointment quite honestly... So it suits Chessie...

Another vote for Blackpool's Wild Mouse, with the second half of Ultimate a honourable mention... Although most rides these days don't tend to scare me, Top Thrill Dragster certainly un-nerved me...

I think though the way people seem to complain about theme parks on their Facebook page is the issue though... Look at all the BOYCOTTS and OUTRAGE that people show because of out-of-date news stories, bunnies and just general stupidity... People then complaining that the park isn't paying attention to their post is a personal favourite of mine... The parks still say to the people "Please contact this email" anyway, so what's the actual point in complaining about quite often stupid things when that's gonna be the park's response until you do it properly?

A tub of out-of-date popcorn eh?

Towers looking for feedback on the Facebook page... http://survey.altontowers.com/s/AltonTowersFacebook Unfortunately there isn't an option to say 'Be more like Thorpe's'... But you can probably put that message across... Though of course, I couldn't mention that my reasoning behind not thinking the Facebook page is a good place to get my queries answered is because I'd contact them properly or complain at GS...

Pieces of Slammer that they don't know what to do with? I hope it's that...

Naked Swarm trains make you glad Merlin actually bothered to theme them...

Hey look guys, Thorpe have posted a picture of a wooden coaster, they MUST be getting one now, otherwise why would they post it? Right?

http://www.phantasialand-fans.de/topic/6735-neu-2014-chiapas-baufortschritte/page-39#entry277596 Looking at recent testing they've improved that issue... That final drop though is