alexander

Guess I'm not going towers next year then

that looks ridiculous

The park is gorgeous. Such a shame.

WANT

Destruct- oh. Derelict wa- oh. o/t egyptian with lost city and also prehistoric tbh

airhop?!? you know I'm down. yesssssssssssssssss

See my username.

Definitely not the attitude we should get from a company that is meant to be the leaders of UK theme parks if this is based on budget cuts.

your worst living NIGHTMARE JOSHUA C. I C U

and hilarious

But why are they closing it for the whole of 2016????

warehouses, shipping containers, are thorpe soon going to be announcing their retirement from the theme park industry and go into industrial?

also, double post, but waterfall better win best water ride...

posts cos cant remember username

I feel like something has been missed here

irn bru and lilt are also strong contenders

I really hope Loggers doesn't go, log flumes are such a signature attraction for me at a theme park

Dogs are mans best friend so!

It sounds ridiculous, but I can just see them doing it. Reminds me when they advertised Smiler as the 'Worlds First 14 Looping Roller Coaster' because it won't ever lose that title but it always will be, obviously they'll be coasters with more inversions but they can keep those tag lines because of how its phrased. I'm hoping it's not like that though, but didn't they advertise I'm A Celeb as a World's First too?

Or it'll be something like 'The Worlds First Derren Brown Created Ride'

ZERO G?!

I hate Winter Wonderland personally. When it's crowded anyway. I've been twice and it was the most painful and horrific experience of my life.

Exciting!!

that mustard been what happened

Pretty much my thoughts