It's that season again!
"The film business is a dog-eat-dog world...or in this case...DOG-KILL-HUMAN!"
"Don't go down to the woods alone! And whatever happens...don't lose your map!"
"We all have to make sacrifices, right? And I choose to sacrifice YOU!"
"No animals were harmed during the making of this production...but YOU will be!"
"Ever wanted to star in a movie? What about a HORROR movie? We all know what happens to the cast in a horror film..."
"Have you got GUTS? Come along to my casting call and let's find out shall we?"
"Do you feel alone? Don't worry! We've got your back...but we're DEFINITLEY not pointing a crossbow at it!"
*cue deranged laughter*
I never use biro. Just something about them that appears to me as if it'll die in like 10 seconds! (I think that's just to do with it not running as freely across paper)
Probably FAR too late to be curious about this sort of thing, but I've always wanted to know what happens to the guy opening the box at the end of this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZOLSdKDJ2c&list=PLD39926BBED9FBC7E
A firearm rigged to the lid perhaps?
Well, with the 'Calypso Quay Explorers Club' involved, just rename Ranger County to 'Explorers County' or something! Maybe bring back those straw roofs as well, rather than the metallic mess we see today!