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They could also add in something that hides the back half of the ride (like the old one did with the bushes!). That'll at least bring back that element of mystery to the ride!

Same. I remember going to Chessington in 2004...and arriving so early that when we entered it was almost completely empty! (giving rise to the slogan "Where Families Come First" ). Also. last time I went to Thorpe, I turned up early for ERT, and walking to SAW through the area between Vortex and Zodiac, it was completely BARE!

Happy birthday Jason!

"This is all because of your no-good-dirty-rotten-pig-stealing-great-great-grandfather!" (Stanley's grandfather - 'Holes') "IT'S A TRAP!" (Admiral Ackbar - 'Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi') "Let's put a SMILE on that face!" (The Joker - 'The Dark Knight') "First law of the sea - never place ye rear end on a pirate's face!" (Metalbeard - 'The LEGO Movie') "Could there be another way to Africa...that doesn't take us through that wall of DEATH!" (Captain Haddock - 'The Adventures of Tintin: The Secret of the Unicorn') "Welcome to Scotland!" (Kincade - 'Skyfall') "WE...ARE...GROOT!" (Groot - 'Guardians of the Galaxy')

It could either be me lowering my shades or even putting my hand to my ear ("Hear that sound?") 10/10. Don't need a reason. We've all said it god-knows-how-many-times!

It's still more painful than Furius Baco tbh...

9/10. Reminds me of Luke from the Professor Layton games!

... Need I say anything? 31.5/40 (totaled)

Well this topic hasn't been used in a while! Flying like the exam-less free man I am on Air in June: 3rd time on The Smiler in late August 2013. Admire my happy face!

^ Too bad Inferno Pony isn't there to save you from the ongoing alien attack in the background! 6/10

1 was the lie. I in fact went to Charters School. 2. I bought the cap as a little momento of my favourite ride when I went to PortAventura in 2010. The mug was kindly brought back by Cornflakes when he went the following year. 3. Hate to rub it in your faces but... (^ This being my "OMG-I've-finished-exams-I'm-a-free-man" face!)

Ladies man. 10/10

Oh of course! Robin Williams was SUCH a great actor! He'll be missed... Anyways... 1. Before going to Bracknell and Wokingham College, I used to go to Ranelagh School. 2. I have two pieces of Furius Baco merch - a cap and a mug. 3. I have an Air ORP.

10/10...THE BIG ONE

What makes me a huge Morph fan you say? This...

How to rage-quit The Banning Game with style!

Highly doubt they'd remove Dragon. Why do you think every Legoland around the world has one?

Ah. Well that's something you need to know about me - sometimes I don't think before I speak! Sorry about that... But seriously, I was pretty irritated when I saw that no arrests had been made! There better be a 'yet' on the end of that soon! Why would you come away clean after stabbing someone TWICE?

Great report, Matt! BTW you didn't finish the song! I know a guy that will get on your nerves! Get on your nerves! Get on your nerves! I know a guy that will get on your nerves and this is what he said...(pause)...I know a guy that will get on your nerves...(and so on until he's slammed against the glass case)

As for the TPM awards 2014, Turtle's getting my vote for 'Best Entertainer'! (If that award comes about)

The Banning Game 1994: First Post: LET'S GET BANNING! Second Post: Banned for wimping out on Nemesis...and Toyland Tours.

Just like those sluts who are obviously too blind to even get a bleeding glimpse of the 'No Smoking' signs!

^ Birthday miracle, assumedly?

...As they so often do! But seriously, I REALLY want to see Vampire back on 3 trains anytime soon!

^ EXACTLY the same problem as me currently!