Kerfuffle

Happy birthday Paige!

Hopefully 3...

Well, I must admit, it DOES look very nice on the inside - it's just from the outside, a huge pile of shipping containers with doors isn't very appealing...

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Yep. 3's the lie. Believe it or not, but my favourite ride in fact turned out to be TH13TEEN! 1. Morph really does take me back to my childhood! (Namely this episode* which has got to be my favourite on the whole cassette! ) Also, Tony Hart was just a bloody legend! 2. Pretty good find! I was in need of a calender for this year...and I just happened to be walking around HMV when I saw a Minecraft calender on the shelf - instant buy! *EDIT: Not to mention this one!

...but nowhere NEAR as evil...twisted...irritating...or INFURIATING as...THE CRANEFLY.

Nope...hence why I'm a fan to this day!

*exhales loudly* 1. I have The Amazing Adventures of Morph on a 35 year old video cassette! 2. I have a Minecraft calender 3. When I went to Alton Towers in 2012, Nemesis would be my favourite ride by the end of the day

Errr...err...1???

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Be picked up and dragged on the wings of THE THROUGHPUTS through apocalyptic devastation...but will you brave it backwards?

It's also INSANE in the back row! The moment you reach the peak of the lifthill, you're just THRUSTED forward at a ridiculous speed!

It's always been rough for me! I remember as a 6 year old lad having his first few tries on it, my head and back would always bang against the plastic! As of last year and beyond, I've always felt a jolt at the bottom of the drop into the tunnel! But apart from that, it's still OK for a great family coaster!

^ Never fear - that was me a good 6 or 7 years ago!

...but now we don't have a THE SWARM thread anymore, apparently!

What choices? It wasn't like that last year when I went! I just wish it had more pathways, so it was more like Cabin in the Woods where you had different routes!

Well I think it provides some sort of effect of Red being in multiple locations at once, as he's on a screen the whole 20 minutes - and then again in the movie, it's Red who's practically the star of the show! Then you turn around to leave after the movie and notice Red at the back of the cinema and you go "How the heck did he end up there???"

Then create a whole new topic dedicated to throughput! Simple as that.Now let's get back to the topic as its name suggests, shall we? Personally I think THE SWARM is still a great ride.

Stewie! *in his voice* Now we're on that subject, Brian would you like some Cool 'Hwip? Peter Griffin or Homer Simpson?

Um guys?... Has this been hacked?

HEADPHONES! HEADPHONES ARE LIFE! (especially if they're SkullCandy ones!) Green Day or Queen?

Who isn't? Surely anyone who's been mugged has ALWAYS reacted badly?

Rush! Toxic Waste or Brain Licker? (one for the regular Thorpe confectionery purchasers! )

Here we go again! Luftkissenfahrzeug! Zug oder auto?

Shan't be long before Gerstlauer are called in for repairs!