I'm off my tits, can barely standThe whole rooms going round and roundFeel sick this stuffs to strongthat or dodgy vol au vauntThis toilet queues taking its tollRelieve myself in a goldfish bowlWon't play my favourite agadooIn the after-plan I had to spewJust drunk, gonna be okDa Da Da DooJust drunk, spin that record babeDa Da Da DoooJust drunk, gonna be okDa Da Da DrunkDrunk DrunkJust DrunkShould be at home watching the footyInsulted someone called him SootySpend time flirting with a manTurned out to be a hat-standMissed my step, fell down the stairsHere comes dinner, hold back my hairI just copped off with a real mingerTold me he was a famous pop-singerJust drunk, Da Da da dooJust Drunk