JoshC.

(Aimed at the picture, and not Liam, for the record..)

By lock, I mean won't become any looser, sorry.
Feel free to correct me if I'm wrong, but with most rides, isn't it the case that you can tighten restraints half way through rides, but not loosen them, due to the nature of the locking systems?

BUMP - I recommend new members have a read of this from the start, just ignore the various bitch fights halfway through.
As my jokey post regarding regarding polls was deemed unworthy and deleted I'll post it here as a sensible suggestion from myself. If you want to discuss a ride and it's relative merits to another at Thorpe or other parks or whatever it is, why not just go to the relevant forum that nearly always already exist and discuss it there? You don't need to create a topic and poll every time you have a thought, especially not one in txt spk AND CAPS. Ta muchly.

I got on twice today. The first time, no effects whatsoever; the sound was really off too. That was about quarter to 12.
I went on in the afternoon as well and the fire effect was temperamental. Sometimes it went off, sometimes you could hear it but it didn't work (or produce a little flame rather late) and after a while it was just packed in. Obviously having some troubles getting to work consistently. However, when it does go, phwoar, it's great. Could feel the heat of it from the queue line sometimes!

Definitely read that as fast track.

I also went down to the park today, for the first time since the Colossus ERT. As some of you may know from Chat, haven't been 100% of late, and in fact went to the park with a 2cm deep hole in my neck.. Nonetheless, I was up for riding most things, apart from Colossus really..

Blinding sunlight = hot, hot, hot.
After arriving at just after 10, it seemed the Swarm was having some troubles as we didn't see a train go through since we arrived, so we opted to head over to Saw instead. Great to see that the Saw Alive walkway has been opened again, something I grumbled about a couple of months ago, so that was good to see - thanks Thorpe!
Saw had a surprisingly short queue really, only about 10 minutes. Staff were operating the ride well and the queue was moving very quickly. Also, all effects seemed to be working pretty much spot on, bar the water effect not reaching full height. Saw has become a well rounded ride, rather reliable and a pretty good throughput - some may find it rough, but it really is a great ride for the park!
A ride on Samurai followed. As ever, fun and enjoyable, but it seems to be taking ages to position itself correctly at the end of the ride, which is a shame. It takes ages; feels like it last almost as long as the ride..

Views of Saw from Samurai are pretty nice.

Also gave me a chance to test out my phone's camera at a theme park for the first time.

Also noticed these gates which block off the old CCR route..never noticed them before...
Loggers Leap times followed, as it had no queue. Was a little surprised, and annoyed, at how they were dispatching. Had a staff member before the four rows putting people into specific rows and then staff were also grouping people together to share boats. Don't really understand why there was a need to group people together when there's no queue - really makes no sense to me at all.. I guess having a member of staff putting people into specific rows will help when it's busy?
After noticing Swarm was operational, we made our way over there, and took advantage of a Priority Pass I had saved to beat the 90 minute queue, due to 1 train operation (which turned to 2 when we arrived in the station). I seriously hope that there was an issue with on of the trains, and that it was fixed, rather than the park decided just to use one train to save money / build up a queue, as it is pretty ridiculous in my eyes. No effects were really working, even the sound effects were off..

Swarmy shots in the sun.

Queue line flyover.

Entrance sign to the island has been further improved, with the silver writing - nice to see

Me 'holding up' the ambulance theming...
After lunch and finding out the Rapids were to be down all day, we headed to Inferno. One train operation and a huge queue, it was probably a mistake. Many announcements were made apologising for the queue and saying they were on one train operation, and telling us to be patient and saying what the queue time was (even though the queue board wasn't being updated..). Doesn't really help when Fastrack was being let through aplenty, seriously felt like they'd oversold them, and every time Fastrack were let through, it pretty much added another 5-10 of queueing. Even after getting right to the front, the ride broke down for 5 minutes. Was really disappointed by the operational side of the ride today.. :/
Rush had broken down by some point in the afternoon after being on one swing all day, and Zodiac was also down all day. By the time we made our way to the Lost City flats, Quantum was also having some downtime. After picking up some free Dr Pepper by Tidal Wave (great to see that happening before Sun Scream!) and a quick go on Flying Fish, Swarm was done again with a 40 minute queue. The fire effect was working on-and-off for part of the queue, then disappeared again. I will say that, when it works, the fire effect is pretty impressive; could even feel the heat from the queue line. Sound effects, however, seemed a bit better, though still no water effects. Called it day there just before 5.
So yeah, I had a great day and it was nice to be able to enjoy the park in sunny weather without it being crowded. However, with rides breaking down / not being available all day / being on lower capacity, some of the queues really did not reflect how busy the park was, which is a shame. Hopefully the park can regain some form after the Olympics finish, and presumably when the park will get a bit busier for the summer!

I present to you my No Limits Recreation of GateKeeper, with entrance keyhole feature!
Enjoy!

I also went down to the park today, for the first time since the Colossus ERT. As some of you may know from Chat, haven't been 100% of late, and in fact went to the park with a 2cm deep hole in my neck.. Nonetheless, I was up for riding most things, apart from Colossus really..

Blinding sunlight = hot, hot, hot.
After arriving at just after 10, it seemed the Swarm was having some troubles as we didn't see a train go through since we arrived, so we opted to head over to Saw instead. Great to see that the Saw Alive walkway has been opened again, something I grumbled about a couple of months ago, so that was good to see - thanks Thorpe!
Saw had a surprisingly short queue really, only about 10 minutes. Staff were operating the ride well and the queue was moving very quickly. Also, all effects seemed to be working pretty much spot on, bar the water effect not reaching full height. Saw has become a well rounded ride, rather reliable and a pretty good throughput - some may find it rough, but it really is a great ride for the park!
A ride on Samurai followed. As ever, fun and enjoyable, but it seems to be taking ages to position itself correctly at the end of the ride, which is a shame. It takes ages; feels like it last almost as long as the ride..

Views of Saw from Samurai are pretty nice.

Also gave me a chance to test out my phone's camera at a theme park for the first time.

Also noticed these gates which block off the old CCR route..never noticed them before...
Loggers Leap times followed, as it had no queue. Was a little surprised, and annoyed, at how they were dispatching. Had a staff member before the four rows putting people into specific rows and then staff were also grouping people together to share boats. Don't really understand why there was a need to group people together when there's no queue - really makes no sense to me at all.. I guess having a member of staff putting people into specific rows will help when it's busy?
After noticing Swarm was operational, we made our way over there, and took advantage of a Priority Pass I had saved to beat the 90 minute queue, due to 1 train operation (which turned to 2 when we arrived in the station). I seriously hope that there was an issue with on of the trains, and that it was fixed, rather than the park decided just to use one train to save money / build up a queue, as it is pretty ridiculous in my eyes. No effects were really working, even the sound effects were off..

Swarmy shots in the sun.

Queue line flyover.

Entrance sign to the island has been further improved, with the silver writing - nice to see

Me 'holding up' the ambulance theming...
After lunch and finding out the Rapids were to be down all day, we headed to Inferno. One train operation and a huge queue, it was probably a mistake. Many announcements were made apologising for the queue and saying they were on one train operation, and telling us to be patient and saying what the queue time was (even though the queue board wasn't being updated..). Doesn't really help when Fastrack was being let through aplenty, seriously felt like they'd oversold them, and every time Fastrack were let through, it pretty much added another 5-10 of queueing. Even after getting right to the front, the ride broke down for 5 minutes. Was really disappointed by the operational side of the ride today.. :/
Rush had broken down by some point in the afternoon after being on one swing all day, and Zodiac was also down all day. By the time we made our way to the Lost City flats, Quantum was also having some downtime. After picking up some free Dr Pepper by Tidal Wave (great to see that happening before Sun Scream!) and a quick go on Flying Fish, Swarm was done again with a 40 minute queue. The fire effect was working on-and-off for part of the queue, then disappeared again. I will say that, when it works, the fire effect is pretty impressive; could even feel the heat from the queue line. Sound effects, however, seemed a bit better, though still no water effects. Called it day there just before 5.
So yeah, I had a great day and it was nice to be able to enjoy the park in sunny weather without it being crowded. However, with rides breaking down / not being available all day / being on lower capacity, some of the queues really did not reflect how busy the park was, which is a shame. Hopefully the park can regain some form after the Olympics finish, and presumably when the park will get a bit busier for the summer!

Having ended up getting one today ( ), that YouTube video seemingly doesn't show the finished product.
There is a slight 'back story' if you will, which is a bit of a mash up from the queue line videos and a couple of the teaser videos we saw last year. Mainly focuses around the news reporter who's on the scene warning people to stay indoors, and the part where Ian Stafford warns people too. Ends with the bit where the news reporter gets attacked before cutting the on ride footage.
Unfortunately, the footage isn't the greatest of quality; Saw's was much better..

Who the flipping heck controls the facebook page, and why the hell has it been spamming me with loads of ****/thorpe adverts?!
Anyone would've thought you were actually owned by thorpe.

I also went down to the park today, for the first time since the Colossus ERT. As some of you may know from Chat, haven't been 100% of late, and in fact went to the park with a 2cm deep hole in my neck.. Nonetheless, I was up for riding most things, apart from Colossus really..

Blinding sunlight = hot, hot, hot.
After arriving at just after 10, it seemed the Swarm was having some troubles as we didn't see a train go through since we arrived, so we opted to head over to Saw instead. Great to see that the Saw Alive walkway has been opened again, something I grumbled about a couple of months ago, so that was good to see - thanks Thorpe!
Saw had a surprisingly short queue really, only about 10 minutes. Staff were operating the ride well and the queue was moving very quickly. Also, all effects seemed to be working pretty much spot on, bar the water effect not reaching full height. Saw has become a well rounded ride, rather reliable and a pretty good throughput - some may find it rough, but it really is a great ride for the park!
A ride on Samurai followed. As ever, fun and enjoyable, but it seems to be taking ages to position itself correctly at the end of the ride, which is a shame. It takes ages; feels like it last almost as long as the ride..

Views of Saw from Samurai are pretty nice.

Also gave me a chance to test out my phone's camera at a theme park for the first time.

Also noticed these gates which block off the old CCR route..never noticed them before...
Loggers Leap times followed, as it had no queue. Was a little surprised, and annoyed, at how they were dispatching. Had a staff member before the four rows putting people into specific rows and then staff were also grouping people together to share boats. Don't really understand why there was a need to group people together when there's no queue - really makes no sense to me at all.. I guess having a member of staff putting people into specific rows will help when it's busy?
After noticing Swarm was operational, we made our way over there, and took advantage of a Priority Pass I had saved to beat the 90 minute queue, due to 1 train operation (which turned to 2 when we arrived in the station). I seriously hope that there was an issue with on of the trains, and that it was fixed, rather than the park decided just to use one train to save money / build up a queue, as it is pretty ridiculous in my eyes. No effects were really working, even the sound effects were off..

Swarmy shots in the sun.

Queue line flyover.

Entrance sign to the island has been further improved, with the silver writing - nice to see

Me 'holding up' the ambulance theming...
After lunch and finding out the Rapids were to be down all day, we headed to Inferno. One train operation and a huge queue, it was probably a mistake. Many announcements were made apologising for the queue and saying they were on one train operation, and telling us to be patient and saying what the queue time was (even though the queue board wasn't being updated..). Doesn't really help when Fastrack was being let through aplenty, seriously felt like they'd oversold them, and every time Fastrack were let through, it pretty much added another 5-10 of queueing. Even after getting right to the front, the ride broke down for 5 minutes. Was really disappointed by the operational side of the ride today.. :/
Rush had broken down by some point in the afternoon after being on one swing all day, and Zodiac was also down all day. By the time we made our way to the Lost City flats, Quantum was also having some downtime. After picking up some free Dr Pepper by Tidal Wave (great to see that happening before Sun Scream!) and a quick go on Flying Fish, Swarm was done again with a 40 minute queue. The fire effect was working on-and-off for part of the queue, then disappeared again. I will say that, when it works, the fire effect is pretty impressive; could even feel the heat from the queue line. Sound effects, however, seemed a bit better, though still no water effects. Called it day there just before 5.
So yeah, I had a great day and it was nice to be able to enjoy the park in sunny weather without it being crowded. However, with rides breaking down / not being available all day / being on lower capacity, some of the queues really did not reflect how busy the park was, which is a shame. Hopefully the park can regain some form after the Olympics finish, and presumably when the park will get a bit busier for the summer!

Ride has been 'officially announced' with this cheap and cheesy video and has the name Outlaw Run..



Also have come across this No Limits recreation, which seems pretty accurate to the layout!

Another Silvar Dollar Woodie pic, good gravy! (credit to their official facebook page)

Whilst I understand that, I do agree with c1hirsin.
Simply put, if you have 5 or 6 staff members hanging around a closed ride (which may not reopen for many hours), chatting amongst themselves and telling people 'Sorry, it's closed, we don't know how long for', or words to that effect, it doesn't exactly look good. Not having a go here at staff, as it basically is what they have been told to say / do, but in the eyes of a bog standard guest, it just doesn't look good, especially if they feel that other areas of the park are lacking staff / needs attention by staff...

Just found the directors cut of The Swarm advert!

Anyone else think if they didn't know this was a rollercoaster and saw just this version on the Tv they would think its a movie trailer?

I hate to be the one who tells you this Sids, but..


To be quite honest, I don't think it matters whether Liam's rant was about members of this forum, another forum or about someone on Facebook. This is a rant thread and it's a place to let of steam, as you rightly say Sids, so if someone has something they need to get off their chest, this is the place for it. Why Liam's commented started to spark a bit of a debate going on I don't know. I
(Just to be clear, I completely agree with Liam and Sids here. )

Ah fine enough Josh - completely missed that part. But I've called you out on plenty of posts in the past (GERSTAULER!) so we're quits now.

I hate to be the one who tells you this Sids, but..


To be quite honest, I don't think it matters whether Liam's rant was about members of this forum, another forum or about someone on Facebook. This is a rant thread and it's a place to let of steam, as you rightly say Sids, so if someone has something they need to get off their chest, this is the place for it. Why Liam's commented started to spark a bit of a debate going on I don't know. I
(Just to be clear, I completely agree with Liam and Sids here. )

One thing which absolutely disgusts me is how people think it's 'okay' to leave dead animals lying in the street, not tell anyone and not do anything about it.
A black bag had been dumped outside our fence (presumably last night) and after checking it out, we've realised it's a dead fox. How it died we have not checked (there's copious flies and a rotten smell surrounding the bag; not really going to give it a post mortem, are we?), but it is dead and literally just been dumped in a bag. Now, this isn't the first time dead animals have been ever so kindly left outside our house; a couple of years back, a black bag with a few dead rabbits was left outside our home (for the record, we have a letter box outside our house, and that seems to make people think they have the right to dump rubbish, park / pull over and god knows what else outside our house...).
Anyways, we phone the RSPCA, believing that they could help dispose of the poor thing humanely, but they said they can't (or won't?) do anything unless there's evidence of animal cruelty. Maybe it's unreasonable / skewered thinking of me, but surely they can help prevent it from being disposed of 'cruelly', regardless of whether its death was because of cruelty or not? After getting of the phone to them, we phoned the local council (on advice of the RSPCA) who said that they don't deal with that thing, and we were told to phone Highway Maintenance(!?) who are the ones to take it away. After not being able to get through to them, we have had to leave an answer phone message, and goodness knows when that'll be picked up, and in the mean time, we just simply have to wait and see. It's a disgusting thing to do, and perhaps just as disgusting that it's difficult to find someone who is able to help dispose of the animal as humanely as possible. It isn't pleasant to see, and I can imagine that if you children saw it, they would be horrified (as would most people in general, I imagine).
Also, another rant about family. Not the family in my actual house, as they're amazing, but I mean beyond that.
I live with my mum and my nan. Now, my nan has five children, and yet it seems to be a struggle for them to even pick up the phone every so often to just speak to her to ask how she is. Almost relates to what Mer said about "The fact that we have so many ways of communicating thanks to technology that phone calls are like some alien concept that is impossible to initiate" - how hard is it to pick up a phone and spend a few minutes talking to your own mother?
Anyways, a couple of weeks back, my mum and I had to make our way to the hospital, but it wasn't the local one in Chertsey, it was the one in Ashford, following advice from NHS Direct (useless service in my opinion, but I digress..). As neither of us drive and we had to get to Ashford Walk-in Centre ASAP, we got a taxi there, at a cost of £20. After no help there, we were advised to make our way back home and await to be phone by a doctor. My mum decided to phone her sister (who also lives in Chertsey) and ask if it was possible for her to pick us up (at this time, it was about 8PM and public transport in the area is a nuisance and another taxi was out of the question). She says yes quite happily and seemingly no issues, yet when she arrives to pick us up, has a rant at us as to how we only phone her when we want something and that's it. She also says that now my cousins are 'stranded' at the cinema because 'she dropped everything' to come pick us up; we only asked if she COULD pick us up, not told her too (and, also, my cousins weren't stranded at the cinema, as the film they were watching didn't even finish for another half hour...). We get about a third of the way back when we get a phone call from the hospital, and told that we now have an appointment at Ashford (big grr here, but again, that's to do with the NHS and that's a complete different rant), to which my aunt moans again at us telling us it was a wasted journey for her and that it's our fault. We didn't know that would happen, and at the time, there wasn't many other ways we could get home. Perhaps I'm a bit old fashioned in my way of thinking here, but aren't family there to be relied upon; if you need help, you can rely on your family to try and help you out? Granted, for my aunt, it was a wasted trip, and it was appreciated that she came out, but is there a need to moan and rant at us when it's not really our fault?
Also, as I said, she lives in Chertsey, yet we hardly EVER see her. To be honest, I'm not overly fussed how often I see my aunt, it's more the fact that my nan hardly ever sees her daughter and struggles to get out the house that much. My aunt is a part-time teacher, which does me that during term time she's busy, but again, does that warrant that on a Sunday afternoon not being able to phone her mum, or even take the 20ish minute walk over? And now, of course, it's the summer holidays and she's not working at the moment, yet she still doesn't bother to see my nan. This past week she went on holiday to Spain; my nan knew she was going on holiday, but she didn't know when. The only reason she is because my mum was my cousin who didn't go and was told about it.. I mean, perhaps it's from a distorted viewpoint, but in her position, I'd at least just say I was going for that specific week - what if there'd been an emergency regarding my nan or we were in need of help from her? We wouldn't have known she'd be away.. Again, more seeing this from my nan's point of view more than anything. It just feels as though my aunt makes no effort to see her mum or get her involved in anything for no reason whatsoever. My aunt graduated from university this year, and my nan wasn't even told about it until after it happened. It was something my nan did really want to go to, as my aunt was the first in our family to graduate from university, but of course, it didn't happen. My aunt's reason - you had to buy a ticket.. I'm sorry, but WHAT? I didn't tell you about when my graduation was because you had to buy a ticket? Sense, it makes none. It was also my cousin's (this particular aunt's daughter) graduation this year as well, and my nan wasn't invited to that either.
When my nan mentioned this to my aunt when seeing her in passing, by chance, in Tesco, and said how it seems none of the family get involved my aunt and cousins, my aunt responded about how her mum-in-law was invited to the graduation - yet my nan wasn't even told about it.. And it just feels like my aunt seems to disregard my nan; she doesn't even invite her round to her house for a cup of tea or something, yet the other side of the family get invited round loads / taken out for dinner / etc, It just seems like my aunt doesn't want anything to do with my nan, or myself or my mum, for no reason whatsoever... Just ARGH.
*and breath*

I hate to be the one who tells you this Sids, but..


To be quite honest, I don't think it matters whether Liam's rant was about members of this forum, another forum or about someone on Facebook. This is a rant thread and it's a place to let of steam, as you rightly say Sids, so if someone has something they need to get off their chest, this is the place for it. Why Liam's commented started to spark a bit of a debate going on I don't know. I
(Just to be clear, I completely agree with Liam and Sids here. )

People who practically trip over themselves to put people down or make a witty jibe at other members, complaining that people don't have a sense of humour when they get told off, who then have a minor f**king breakdown when some inoffensive gestures are made in their direction.
Talk about hypocrisy.

Life.
People.
When you give in to temptation, especially when it's something potentially bad for your health and costs money. And then feeling so ashamed of this that you don't want to tell your family so that they can help you...that's when they're not busy arguing and stressing over things!
When you end up posting all this on a forum because the reality is, you don't have real, close friends anymore as they all moved on and have better lives. *However I would like to thank all those who have spoken to me and put up with my constant moaning recently*
EDIT: Touché Will!

Oh hey fire!
Image Of Thorpe Parks Facebook!

All about opinions, ain't it?
Depends on what you want from a coaster too. If you want a smooth, free flowing coaster, then Inferno is perfect for you. If you want an intense coaster which comes in two parts, Saw is for you. Also, if you're not too keen on your head being smashed in, Saw may not be your favourite...