April 7, 201411 yr comment_180408 Only just read this topic and it's had me laffing maybe a bit too much
May 29, 201411 yr comment_184298 I'd improve the Dark Forest with... ...THE REMOVAL OF RITA AND THE ADDITION OF A DARK RIDE Surely that would be the best option!
May 29, 201411 yr comment_184304 I'd improve the Dark Forest with... ...THE REMOVAL OF RITA AND THE ADDITION OF A DARK RIDE Surely that would be the best option! Anything that sees the back of that pile of crap would be a good option!
May 29, 201411 yr comment_184323 I personally think they need some more killer intamin attractions in the area.
May 30, 201411 yr comment_184361 Build a 200ft tall, enclosed drop tower. Alton need another ride that drops you. Minimal footprint. Add in a couple of shipping containers with cattlepen queue lines in them, pass it off as theming. Just make sure the building that holds the drop tower looks dilapidated, painted grey with bits of dark green in it and has loads of scaffolding around it. Simple!
May 30, 201411 yr comment_184362 Move Charlie and make the elevator ride drop you into a solar panel #lightfields
May 30, 201411 yr comment_184367 I would rename Rita for a start, it just makes me think of Coronation Street. I would rename it Teresa, and paint the track green. My tour de force though would be a brand new dark(forest) ride which would be a mix of Bubbleworks and the old Wicked Witches Haunt. It would be set within an old French manor house where they make desserts for well known companies such as Sara Lee etc. The first section would be the main part of the house itself, WWH style which would reveal that the original lord of the manor was a big fat gutbucket and ended up succumbing to morbid obesity and fell into a vat of pudding. Due to his extreme size he could not swim to safety and drowned. His spirit along with his old servants now haunts the manor. The second section would be the underground factory where the desserts are made and would be more a Bubbleworks type ride. I was toying with a few names but finally decided on Black Forest Chateaux, being that many years ago the Dark Forest was actually known locally as the Black Forest but had been changed in recent times due to possible legal action on the grounds of racism. Rainbow Forest was the alternative choice at the time but they decided on Dark Forest at the last minute.
May 30, 201411 yr Author comment_184371 Th13teen is just too fast; add more trims To compensate for the lack of thrill factor it'll be renamed Th12teen
May 30, 201411 yr comment_184374 Th13teen is just too fast; add more trims To compensate for the lack of thrill factor it'll be renamed Th12teen Or they could reuse the 'Fou14teen' sign which they put up on Friday the 13th in 2010 to signify the ride's new top speed?
May 30, 201411 yr comment_184389 I think what the area really needs is a chairswing. Or a Mondial Supernova...
May 30, 201411 yr Author comment_184418 Put Rita in the 'world's biggest shipping container' and put a load of strobes lights and smoke in it World's first in there too, you're welcome!
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