Han30 Posted April 7, 2014 Report Share Posted April 7, 2014 Only just read this topic and it's had me laffing maybe a bit too much Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GladiatorFanKyle Posted April 7, 2014 Report Share Posted April 7, 2014 Demolish it and start again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerfuffle Posted May 29, 2014 Report Share Posted May 29, 2014 I'd improve the Dark Forest with... ...THE REMOVAL OF RITA AND THE ADDITION OF A DARK RIDE Surely that would be the best option! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coaster Posted May 29, 2014 Report Share Posted May 29, 2014 I'd improve the Dark Forest with... ...THE REMOVAL OF RITA AND THE ADDITION OF A DARK RIDE Surely that would be the best option! Anything that sees the back of that pile of crap would be a good option! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred Posted May 29, 2014 Report Share Posted May 29, 2014 I personally think they need some more killer intamin attractions in the area. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiteknuckle Posted May 29, 2014 Report Share Posted May 29, 2014 Rebuild corkscrew and put it in Rita's place Kerfuffle and Coaster 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deleted Users Posted May 29, 2014 Report Share Posted May 29, 2014 Build another Rita. Kerfuffle, Cornflakes and Jammy3112 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerfuffle Posted May 30, 2014 Report Share Posted May 30, 2014 I must say though - Dark Forest could really do with a dark ride! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred Posted May 30, 2014 Report Share Posted May 30, 2014 Where's the space for it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshC. Posted May 30, 2014 Report Share Posted May 30, 2014 Build a 200ft tall, enclosed drop tower. Alton need another ride that drops you. Minimal footprint. Add in a couple of shipping containers with cattlepen queue lines in them, pass it off as theming. Just make sure the building that holds the drop tower looks dilapidated, painted grey with bits of dark green in it and has loads of scaffolding around it. Simple! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deleted Users Posted May 30, 2014 Report Share Posted May 30, 2014 Move Charlie and make the elevator ride drop you into a solar panel #lightfields JoshC. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RetroIsBest Posted May 30, 2014 Report Share Posted May 30, 2014 I would rename Rita for a start, it just makes me think of Coronation Street. I would rename it Teresa, and paint the track green. My tour de force though would be a brand new dark(forest) ride which would be a mix of Bubbleworks and the old Wicked Witches Haunt. It would be set within an old French manor house where they make desserts for well known companies such as Sara Lee etc. The first section would be the main part of the house itself, WWH style which would reveal that the original lord of the manor was a big fat gutbucket and ended up succumbing to morbid obesity and fell into a vat of pudding. Due to his extreme size he could not swim to safety and drowned. His spirit along with his old servants now haunts the manor. The second section would be the underground factory where the desserts are made and would be more a Bubbleworks type ride. I was toying with a few names but finally decided on Black Forest Chateaux, being that many years ago the Dark Forest was actually known locally as the Black Forest but had been changed in recent times due to possible legal action on the grounds of racism. Rainbow Forest was the alternative choice at the time but they decided on Dark Forest at the last minute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Posted May 30, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 30, 2014 Th13teen is just too fast; add more trims To compensate for the lack of thrill factor it'll be renamed Th12teen Dan9 and Ryan 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshC. Posted May 30, 2014 Report Share Posted May 30, 2014 Th13teen is just too fast; add more trims To compensate for the lack of thrill factor it'll be renamed Th12teen Or they could reuse the 'Fou14teen' sign which they put up on Friday the 13th in 2010 to signify the ride's new top speed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred Posted May 30, 2014 Report Share Posted May 30, 2014 I think what the area really needs is a chairswing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benin Posted May 30, 2014 Report Share Posted May 30, 2014 I think what the area really needs is a chairswing. Or a Mondial Supernova... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark9 Posted May 30, 2014 Report Share Posted May 30, 2014 What it really needs is an X retheme. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Posted May 30, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 30, 2014 Put Rita in the 'world's biggest shipping container' and put a load of strobes lights and smoke in it World's first in there too, you're welcome! Kerfuffle 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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