yeah Posted September 28, 2015 Report Share Posted September 28, 2015 Name injuries here. I broke my toe yesterday - stubbed it on a ladder while chasing my cat who was doing something bad - can't quite remember it through the haze of immense pain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stretchy Posted September 28, 2015 Report Share Posted September 28, 2015 I fractured my shoulder on the first day of the season 2013 on Rita. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeah Posted September 28, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 28, 2015 Oh dear, how? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian-S Posted September 28, 2015 Report Share Posted September 28, 2015 Broke collar bone - disagreement with car over rights to the road Broke left wrist & fractured forearm - falling off a tree swing Fractured knee / compressed vertebrae / fractured wrist / broken toe / broken left knuckle - sports More cracked ribs, dislocated thumbs and concussions than I care to remember. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pognoi Posted September 28, 2015 Report Share Posted September 28, 2015 weeeeeeeeeeeee poop I tore muscles in my knee lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshuaA Posted September 28, 2015 Report Share Posted September 28, 2015 I went rafting and hit my bum on a rock, now I look like this. Morgan.B 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Han30 Posted October 1, 2015 Report Share Posted October 1, 2015 Never broken anything other than possibly a couple of toes that got slammed in a door and went black and hurt like hell. Now I've said that I'm probably going to go break my neck or something! pognoi 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordanluke2009 Posted October 2, 2015 Report Share Posted October 2, 2015 Haven't broke anything but have had 2 operations one where my lung was deflated and they put a cage round my ribs and spine. The second was to put steel rods in my back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.S217 Posted October 2, 2015 Report Share Posted October 2, 2015 3 operations/Fractured left wrist/ No Adrenal Glands Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobF Posted October 2, 2015 Report Share Posted October 2, 2015 Never done anything major I think the best one was this august, Ankle strap snapped when skating downhill which sent me flying. Both arms scabbed up shoulders to wrists, and scabbed across the stomach .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pluk Posted October 2, 2015 Report Share Posted October 2, 2015 Broke a leg slipping over in a field when I was a little kid. It looked so innocuous my parents refused to believe I'd really hurt myself so I hobbled around on it for a couple of days before they relented and took me up A&E to find I'd actually broken it. Got in a fight at school and punched someone so hard they fell backwards (probably the only time I've ever really punched anyone!) and as they fell they reached out and grabbed my little finger and didn't let go as they fell away, breaking it. That hurt more than the leg. Was chasing someone at work when my baton came out of its holder and fell under my foot while I was at full speed, turning my foot sideways. Damaged the ligaments in my ankle, looked like an elephants foot for a while and took ages to fix up. Hurt more than either of the broken bones! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GladiatorFanKyle Posted October 4, 2015 Report Share Posted October 4, 2015 The most horrific injury I've ever had are when I accidently cut my finger in cooking class and when I sliced my finger a tiny bit open on Brighton Pier's crazy mouse!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldFarmerDean Posted October 5, 2015 Report Share Posted October 5, 2015 Cut myself several times on waterslides... And twisted my ankle once tripping over a kerb... But luckily have never had anything serious, surprising considering how clumsy I am, and the fact I Ski, Snowboard, Mountain Bike etc. Aha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paige Posted October 5, 2015 Report Share Posted October 5, 2015 I sliced my thumb on a blade of grass by a lake in the Black Forest once, I don't think I've ever bled so much. I fall down the stairs a lot but have only ever been to A&E once as a result of it, I'm just generally quite a clumsy person, which is something I know may shock people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Han30 Posted October 5, 2015 Report Share Posted October 5, 2015 (edited) I am really forgetful - just assumed this topic was about broken bones! Years ago I fell over on icy pavement and managed to twist my knee - frigging hurt that did - I don't know what was worse, that, or the fact that there were a group of people behind me Going over the handlebars of my bike and scraping the skin off of my hands and knees - it hurt but I was more concerned if anyone had seen Cutting a fairly large split in my finger with those god-awful old tin opener things - they were awful and left tin lids really jagged When I was a kid - rolling onto a portable heater and blistering my hand up quite badly to the point where I had to go to hospital Currently having issues with my left hip which could possibly be arthiritis eeeek - been offered physiotherapy but declined for now Thinks that's it which isn't bad considering I am clumsy as hell Edit: Injuries inflicted from my sister - Massive black eye after she locked me in a room with no handle to get out - I panicked, and was screaming at her to open the door - my face was right by the door and she kicked it open and I went flying.....that hurt a bit Getting thrown against the side of the house and ending up with a vertical scab down my face.....yummy Getting my head smacked against the kitchen cupboards and almost passing out Getting thrown against a piece of furniture and cutting my head open ^^^ these were years ago now, we tend to get on better these days Edited October 5, 2015 by Han30 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pognoi Posted October 5, 2015 Report Share Posted October 5, 2015 Oh I forgot a fun one, I pierced my lip by accident when I was younger on a ski slope (again...) So my mums a skiing instructor and until I was about 11 (from the age of 5) I would go skiing once a week. You're essentially skiing on a giant honeycomb patterned tooth brush, its weird and I can't explain it but I raced my older brother one time, caught my ski in one of these holes and I face smacked myself a nice helmet-face-floor sandwich with several of these bristles cutting through my bottom lip. I remember crying lots and getting some strawberry flavoured gas when they looked at it. For the next week though it felt like how I'd expect a stroke to feel like. ^ me for that period of time OldFarmerDean and MachoMachine 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stretchy Posted October 6, 2015 Report Share Posted October 6, 2015 Whilst walking home last night along a path by the canal and about 20ft below the A500 (big dualcarrage way in stoke) I got hit on the head by something (easily 1ft square) flying off a vehicle. I now have a nice bump on my head with a line down the middle (not quite like Harry Pothead but close) and am mildly consussed. pognoi 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MachoMachine Posted October 6, 2015 Report Share Posted October 6, 2015 Oh I forgot a fun one, I pierced my lip by accident when I was younger on a ski slope (again...) So my mums a skiing instructor and until I was about 11 (from the age of 5) I would go skiing once a week. You're essentially skiing on a giant honeycomb patterned tooth brush, its weird and I can't explain it but I raced my older brother one time, caught my ski in one of these holes and I face smacked myself a nice helmet-face-floor sandwich with several of these bristles cutting through my bottom lip. I remember crying lots and getting some strawberry flavoured gas when they looked at it. For the next week though it felt like how I'd expect a stroke to feel like. ^ me for that period of time Ah, the dreaded dry ski-slope. Pretty sure I went head first down one of these and nearly skidded off into some wooden planks Keeping the skiing theme, I went skiing for the second time last year. Forgot how to stop myself and tumbled down a red run, whacking into my skiis as they fell off and I nearly fell off a good 20 foot drop/off a cliff. I was snow plough-ing for the rest of the day... pognoi 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Han30 Posted October 8, 2015 Report Share Posted October 8, 2015 I'm starting to somewhat question my co-ordination.....yesterday I "almost" fell over after I came out of the slide on IAC maze - that was after I got stuck on the slide because of my damn shoes. Then to top it over I actually did fall over after I came out of the MBV maze - embarrasing, yes....painful; a fair bit. Woke up today with bruises down both my shins, feeling like I've been beaten up and a slightly twisted ankle. I think my shin bruises are from riding loggers twice in a modified boat - never put your knees against those silly middle handlebar things - it's painful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeah Posted December 7, 2015 Author Report Share Posted December 7, 2015 OK seriously... I am clumsy af... Knee problems all week (right knee) that weren't too bad but reached its worst on Sunday after my match, then went and injured my other knee on Saturday landing awkwardly on the trampoline... again didn't hurt so much at first but kills now, since about an hour after my match... going hospital at 3... wish me luck. Sent from my SM-T533 using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeah Posted May 9, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2016 Jesus I really am clumsy.. slipped on a football and twisted my ankle, felt a pop but heard nothing, literally couldn't move at all without it hurting like hell, went to hospital today and apparently "theres no broken bones so it's a small sprain" and I "cant do sport for weeks" (thanks then). Also think I've bruised my foot at the same time, meaning I can't put weight on my right foot and can't even put my foot flat on the ground when I'm sitting down. This is now the 12th time spraining my right ankle. Really is a wonder I haven't broken it yet. Touchwood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian-S Posted May 10, 2016 Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 Be careful what you wish for, sounds like me at your age, in my early teens I went through a phase of breaking at least one bone a year. Sunday was interesting, let's just say saw, it slipped and my finger got in the way, not how you're thinking, but I now have vertical channel up my finger from the tip of my nail to my knuckles (yes it sliced my nail in half vertically), makes typing an experience since just slightest movement is excruciatingly painful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeah Posted May 10, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 11 hours ago, Ian-S said: Be careful what you wish for, sounds like me at your age, in my early teens I went through a phase of breaking at least one bone a year. Sunday was interesting, let's just say saw, it slipped and my finger got in the way, not how you're thinking, but I now have vertical channel up my finger from the tip of my nail to my knuckles (yes it sliced my nail in half vertically), makes typing an experience since just slightest movement is excruciatingly painful. I dont wish Ill break my ankle lol, I said its a wonder I havent yet, but now Ive said that... And is it sad I thought you meant the Thorpe Park Saw and was trying to figure out what you meant by "slipped' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian-S Posted May 10, 2016 Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 No, the other type of Saw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Han30 Posted May 10, 2016 Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 I also thought you meant Saw the Ride! Jesus so I'm a bit confused - did you kind of saw your finger in half but vertically? Not fully in half? Whatever happened it sounds bloody painful. Saws and even lawn mowers scare me - I was quite proud of myself when I used my electric drill to do some DIY but it was terrifying. I just don't fully trust equipment like that. I remember a thing at school in woodwork - this thing (can't remember the name) but its like a massive sand paper sheet which is powered - our teacher told us to be careful as we could easily lose a finger - then wondered why we weren't keen on using the damn thing. On 5/9/2016 at 10:22 PM, ChessingtonSam said: Jesus I really am clumsy.. slipped on a football and twisted my ankle, felt a pop but heard nothing, literally couldn't move at all without it hurting like hell, went to hospital today and apparently "theres no broken bones so it's a small sprain" and I "cant do sport for weeks" (thanks then). Also think I've bruised my foot at the same time, meaning I can't put weight on my right foot and can't even put my foot flat on the ground when I'm sitting down. This is now the 12th time spraining my right ankle. Really is a wonder I haven't broken it yet. Touchwood. Did they give you crutches if you can't put weight on your foot? How the heck have you managed to sprain the same ankle 12 times!? Ahh I had to lay off of sports when my toes went black (think they were broken) and I could barely walk - gutted as I was on a lot of sports teams. You could try using a tubi-grip bandage thing - they're really good for support for injuries (useless for toes though!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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