Mitchada04 Posted April 30, 2016 Report Share Posted April 30, 2016 Right, think I'm onto something here. Chessie will be rebranded to CheZU! Take a wild spin on Dragons ZUry or a flight on the ZUpire! Watch out though as RattleZUkes bite, as do many creatures in AmaZU (mainly that crazy 5 year old kid!). Unwind with some magic in ZUcus Pocus hall or a bump on ZUk ZUk turmoil! Only here at CheZU where our ride to hotel ratio is a world first high of 3 to 1! Now, I feel sorry for people who can't pronounce th and instead it sounds like an f. So, FORPE PARK it is. Sorted. Going away from Merlin, Europa Park is too family friendly and needs rebranding. Oi-Opa Park! JoelAllen and yeah 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeah Posted May 3, 2016 Report Share Posted May 3, 2016 On Saturday, April 30, 2016 at 7:10 PM, Mitchada04 said: Right, think I'm onto something here. Chessie will be rebranded to CheZU! Take a wild spin on Dragons ZUry or a flight on the ZUpire! Watch out though as RattleZUkes bite, as do many creatures in AmaZU (mainly that crazy 5 year old kid!). Unwind with some magic in ZUcus Pocus hall or a bump on ZUk ZUk turmoil! Only here at CheZU where our ride to hotel ratio is a world first high of 3 to 1! Now, I feel sorry for people who can't pronounce th and instead it sounds like an f. So, FORPE PARK it is. Sorted. Going away from Merlin, Europa Park is too family friendly and needs rebranding. Oi-Opa Park! Da Swarm, Stealf, Nemesis, Saw, and that one wiv da 10 loops, what is it - like - da corkscrew one Oh and don't forget BubbleZU JoelAllen 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt 236 Posted May 3, 2016 Report Share Posted May 3, 2016 Ok, so my predicament on SW8. its made of wood Themed around how to train your dragon uses VR and will be the workd's first woodie dedicated to VR marketing slogan will be The beginning is phycho Will use live actors before and during ride mirror maze before gift shop high high fences drainage will result in flooding during bad weather Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshuaA Posted August 6, 2016 Report Share Posted August 6, 2016 New for Theme Parks in the UK 2017: Alton Towers- SW8, the worlds first coaster themed to Eastenders! With VR and low throughput in true Alton Towers style! Thorpe Park- "steel roller coaster1", Awful name, no theming, inspired by Cedar Point. Blackpool Pleasure Beach- "Sprite Speed Coaster", the parks new Mack-Mega, it has the Fizzy Drinks advertisement in the true BPB spirit! The coaster will be themed to sprite, and have trains based on sprite cans. Chessington- Nothing, maybe a hotel or something the park does not need. While the rest of the park rots.. Legoland- Ghost-The Haunted House I had way too much fun making this post.. L7123456, JoelAllen and Cian 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt 236 Posted August 7, 2016 Report Share Posted August 7, 2016 Well we know Chessie's is getting a brand new card factory for 2017. the ride will be themed around the Gruffalo, will be happy, clap, singy, patronising and only amusing to people under 5. JoshuaA and L7123456 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeah Posted August 10, 2016 Report Share Posted August 10, 2016 On Sunday, August 07, 2016 at 0:51 AM, imindetonator said: New for Theme Parks in the UK 2017: Alton Towers- SW8, the worlds first coaster themed to Eastenders! With VR and low throughput in true Alton Towers style! One coaster with VR and bad throughput and suddenly that's Alton Towers style? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeah Posted August 10, 2016 Report Share Posted August 10, 2016 The Gruffalo's Magical Boat Adventure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt 236 Posted August 10, 2016 Report Share Posted August 10, 2016 IP-The Ride just add something JoshuaA 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlesberg Posted August 11, 2016 Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 If Thorpe make a flyer, it'll probably be known as Intergalactica. If another Merlin park wants a Derren Brown attraction, they'll probably attempt Derren Brown's Ghost Plane, just so they're not "copying" TP. SW8 could end up being Colossus: The Pirate Coaster (naming it after Merlin's other wooden coaster), it's a terrible name but there have been worse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshuaA Posted August 11, 2016 Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 The ride names at Thorpe are gonna be changed so people who speak chav can understand.. "the smiller" - Saw The Ride "that fast one" -Stealth "darren brown's ghost train"- DBGT "the one with the weird seats fam"- The Swarm "That coaster that has 10 loops m8" - Colossus CharlieN and Coaster 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharlieN Posted August 11, 2016 Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 You missed: "Bro, where's the floor gone? - Nemesis Inferno JoshuaA and Whatever 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt 236 Posted August 11, 2016 Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 Not forgetting, you drop bro-detonator swing innit-Rush Wet Fam-Tidal Wave Sick Rapids-Rumba Rapids the pyramid one bruv-X Spin Fam-Vortex Moist-Storm Surge JoshuaA, Whatever and JoelAllen 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
400400 Posted August 11, 2016 Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 The my brothers friends cats dogs sisters owners son fell out of this ride and broke their arm ride alive CharlieN 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L7123456 Posted August 12, 2016 Report Share Posted August 12, 2016 Smiler ALIVE I'll leave this one to the imagination.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whatever Posted August 12, 2016 Report Share Posted August 12, 2016 9 hours ago, MilesK said: Smiler ALIVE I'll leave this one to the imagination.. It already exists..well, it existed JoshuaA 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L7123456 Posted August 12, 2016 Report Share Posted August 12, 2016 1 minute ago, Whatever said: It already exists..well, it existed If only this still existed instead of Towers of Tower: UE gone wrong.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshuaA Posted August 12, 2016 Report Share Posted August 12, 2016 Nah, I want Nemesis Alive, oh wait... Cian 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharlieN Posted August 13, 2016 Report Share Posted August 13, 2016 What about Rita: alive? Ohhhhh yeah. That exists too. JoshuaA, Cian, Whatever and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L7123456 Posted August 16, 2016 Report Share Posted August 16, 2016 Hillbilly ALIVE Oh wait, that's a thing now.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coaster Posted August 17, 2016 Report Share Posted August 17, 2016 Gruffaloworks... oh wait, that's actually happening. Cian 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt 236 Posted August 17, 2016 Report Share Posted August 17, 2016 Gruffalo hotel admit it, it's going to happen just like the Derren Brown one will at Thorpe. yeah and Morgan.B 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L7123456 Posted August 17, 2016 Report Share Posted August 17, 2016 Derren Browns Ghost Hotel The worlds first hotel fully dedicated to virtual reality. The scariest part is I can see this happening someday JoelAllen and 400400 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeah Posted August 17, 2016 Report Share Posted August 17, 2016 Prepare for the world's first rollercoaster fully dedicated to latching on to and marketing an aspect of the ride which has been done so many times before as a world's first when really it's only the world's first of its kind you dont have to pay to experience... New for 20whenever at Alton Towers... Infinitesimala. (http://www.wordhippo.com/what-is/the-opposite-of/galactic.) (By no means am I making fun of my beloved... Galacy? I'm trying to come up with a Vampy like nickname... eh... by no means am I making fun of my beloved Galacty [it just doesn't work does it] but it's just not a world first. Besides I never experienced what I'm making fun of so... technically I love Air... let's not get into that. It will frazzle my brain) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshuaA Posted August 17, 2016 Report Share Posted August 17, 2016 New for Fright Nights this year: The Cabin In The Back Of X- Face unused parts of Q-Line, as you navigate piss-poor theming and good actors. The Bear Witch Project- You know all those bears from CCR? Well they've been let loose. Will you get eaten alive? No Because Health And Safety.. The Big Flop- Do you like blank felt walls? Do you like no theming? Well, this the maze for you. Saw Alive- Do you hate how Merlin add "Alive" to every attraction. Well this is just as bad. Platform 100000- Adding random numbers to mazes make them scarier.. According to Merlin anyways.. Containment- Do you like paying extra? Do you like paying extra for something which is not worth it? FASTRACK BOOTHS- Wanna enjoy your visit without fainting in the three hour ques? Well come and buy your expensive fastrack here, we offer some of the best customer service. And it will only take a hour to get your fastrack! JoelAllen, yeah, Matt 236 and 4 others 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshC. Posted August 18, 2016 Report Share Posted August 18, 2016 New for 2017 - What's in a Number? Thorpe Park presents this new, free, interactive show, explaining in great, enormous, detail the reasons behind adding numbers to some of their Fright Nights attractions. Show length: 30 seconds yeah, Kerfuffle, JoshuaA and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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