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After a series of spam comments in the 'SW8' and 'The One After WC16' threads I am pleased to announce this topic

 

Use this topic to come up with predictable Merlin-esque names for rides

 

Example:

 

'Galactic Sub-Terra Inferno, the world's first rollerocaster with real molten lava!'

 

 

 

 

 

This topic is just for fun and will be linked whenever 'name banter' spamming occurs in main topics

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Sorry, my keyboard was broken. Merlin need to build something we wouldn't expect them to build that would shock people. Like a Wacky Worm.

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Sorry, my keyboard was broken. Merlin need to build something we wouldn't expect them to build that would shock people. Like a Wacky Worm.

I think u missed a top spin at the end :)

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The Next Big Investments will be:

 

Alton Towers- 2018 SW8, A wooden coaster with scare actors, an abandond haunted theme and with a physchological new element never found before. OPening in May. It will also use VR

 

Thorpe Park- A Take Me Out themed wooden coaster, inkeeping with Thorpe's likings for IP's, which themes around finding the one. If you don't enjoy it, all the lights will go out.

 

Heide Park, new gerstaluer ride with smiler trains called, Warrior. It will essentially be varied layout of the Smiler and will have at least two jolts in it too.

 

Gardaland, another gerstaluer which will be like Saw the ride but with launches. It will be based on Shrek due to Merlin's love of IP's and feature lapbars. It will be the only merlin gerst ever built to not feature a jolt due to Gardaland seeming being the best park.

 

Chessington- Air The Blade will be opening in 2027 where Wild Asia is because the park could not find any more space.The ride like most of Chessington's rides will use excessive led lighting, have a cattle pen queueline and feature a pre-show.

 

It is expected by this stage that Vampire still exists but has seen new supports installed to reinforce the old supports which were reinforced by supports supporting the supports a while ago.

 

Toadies, dragon falls, sea storm and buccanner don't exist. Tomb does but is literally just an empty warehouse with nothing in. Tomb Blaster was re-done in 2022, but due to Merlin's extreme kneejerk to safety, all the theming had to be removed and the budget for new smaller theming was cut, due to the failure of Thorpe's Candy Crush land area.

 

Ride fences are now so extreme, they are literally taller than the rides now and need fences around the fences to fence the fences in the fences.

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SW8 will be The Flume: Duck Terra which will be the same ride but with waterproof VR headsets and actors dressed as giant ducks in the tunnel.

 

Similarly, Loggers Leap will have a similar VR refurbishment where the old tunnel will be shown on the screen.

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SW8 will be The Flume: Duck Terra which will be the same ride but with waterproof VR headsets and actors dressed as giant ducks in the tunnel.

 

Similarly, Loggers Leap will have a similar VR refurbishment where the old tunnel will be shown on the screen.

Shhhh that's not meant to be out in the public yet. ;)

 

p.s. you were slightly incorrect, its meant to be called "Dark Flume, Duck Terra 18"

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THORPE The Nemestealthossuswarmsaw: Insubterraferno

Destruction, Disaster and Devastation - The Ride

The Chav (The World's First KFC coaster/Coaster to have more brake runs than drops)

CHESSIE  Dragon's Gentle Ride

ZooZu

Nemesis Aqua

ALTON Shrek The Ride

The Toy Story Coaster - You said you wanted Woodie!? (Worlds First Coaster to come alive when nobody else is around - SW8)

SBNO - The Ride 

LEGO LegoOnTheFloor (Worlds most painful coaster)

You Got Rid of The Dragon For THIS!?

Nemesis Earth

 

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