pognoi Posted November 5, 2016 Report Share Posted November 5, 2016 Mate I literally cried at this guest: This is ridiculous, why cant you tell when the rides are going to go down and give us some warning? host: would you also like the bbc to warn you when the next isis attack is? CharlieN, JoelAllen, Cian and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeah Posted January 16, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2017 "What ride would you like to go on first" said while entering Chessington. In December. At closing time. Han30 and KingNemesis 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerfuffle Posted January 17, 2017 Report Share Posted January 17, 2017 *At Legoland by The Dragon" Kid: "It's a rollercoaster!" Smh Han30 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThemeParkCrafter Posted January 17, 2017 Report Share Posted January 17, 2017 Dbgt gives you headaches and mental illnesses... Han30 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlesberg Posted January 17, 2017 Report Share Posted January 17, 2017 Whilst in the queue for Nitro: My father: "What ride is that over there?" Me: "That is the ride we're currently waiting for!" (it was Nitro's airtime hills) I can honestly see why he said that, but from an enthusiast's point of view it was hilarious Han30 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Han30 Posted January 18, 2017 Report Share Posted January 18, 2017 18 hours ago, ThemeParkCrafter said: Dbgt gives you headaches and mental illnesses... Did you actually overhear that?! KingNemesis 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThemeParkCrafter Posted January 18, 2017 Report Share Posted January 18, 2017 Yes and today I heard that it is Hong Kong Disneyworld Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattyMoo Posted January 19, 2017 Report Share Posted January 19, 2017 On 17/01/2017 at 7:26 PM, ThemeParkCrafter said: Dbgt gives you headaches Well it has done for Merlin anyway yeah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlesberg Posted January 21, 2017 Report Share Posted January 21, 2017 On DBGT: "That was actually quite good!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThemeParkCrafter Posted January 21, 2017 Report Share Posted January 21, 2017 From me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlesberg Posted January 21, 2017 Report Share Posted January 21, 2017 8 minutes ago, ThemeParkCrafter said: From me? It was just something I heard someone say when the 2nd VR section finished, I have no idea about the person who said it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Han30 Posted January 23, 2017 Report Share Posted January 23, 2017 Hmmmm maybe DBGT causes stress induced psychosis after people have queued for 4+ hours . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeah Posted April 7, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 7, 2017 On Monday, in the RAP queue for Gruffleworks, I have never heard or seen fastrack misused so much. First, two women and their children, in front of us, didn't actually know what fastrack was and thought it was just some kind of way to skip the queue. Then a man, who had already queued 60 minutes, happily presented his premium Merlin pass to the ride host and said "This means I get fastrack, right?" Then a family pushed through the queue trying to buy fastrack at the photo point. God I don't envy ride hosts sometimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BruceyBruce Posted April 8, 2017 Report Share Posted April 8, 2017 On 05/11/2016 at 1:50 PM, wegloo said: Mate I literally cried at this guest: This is ridiculous, why cant you tell when the rides are going to go down and give us some warning? host: would you also like the bbc to warn you when the next isis attack is? I'll take "things that never happened" for $500 please Alex! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gallium33 Posted April 11, 2017 Report Share Posted April 11, 2017 (edited) I heard "Stealth is so boring, all it does is go up and down" last year. They're technically correct about it just going up and down, but the fact that they say it's "boring" is just 'what?'. ------ Some time after a school trip to Parc Asterix, some people were talking about it. Being the obnoxious and cringy kid I am, I joined in. I talked about how I seriously regretted not going on Zeus (referring to it as "the wooden one" so they had an idea of what I was talking about). They tried to say I was wrong as I apparently went on it 2-3 times. Turns out they confused the log flume with the woodie... Edited April 11, 2017 by Pinecone33 added the bit after the dashes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Han30 Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 On 11 April 2017 at 2:35 PM, Pinecone33 said: I heard "Stealth is so boring, all it does is go up and down" last year. They're technically correct about it just going up and down, but the fact that they say it's "boring" is just 'what?'. ------ Some time after a school trip to Parc Asterix, some people were talking about it. Being the obnoxious and cringy kid I am, I joined in. I talked about how I seriously regretted not going on Zeus (referring to it as "the wooden one" so they had an idea of what I was talking about). They tried to say I was wrong as I apparently went on it 2-3 times. Turns out they confused the log flume with the woodie... Lol! - well log flume - logs - made of wood - easy mistake to make? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patinson09 Posted April 27, 2017 Report Share Posted April 27, 2017 I usually heard this sound while sitting on the park "Take the flowers for your girlfriend" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeah Posted May 4, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 4, 2017 Technically not me, my mum heard it, but still found it quite funny. "Mummy, that Gruffalo ride was scary" "What? You love the Gruffalo" "But it was scary" "The Gruffalo isnt scary" "He is now" This ride is turning kids against the Gruffalo Kerfuffle and 3Dimensions 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThemeCrafter264 Posted May 4, 2017 Report Share Posted May 4, 2017 This is from a poster at my school about a Vienna trip. It describes a starflyer as a big spinning thing :/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerfuffle Posted May 4, 2017 Report Share Posted May 4, 2017 Queueing for SAW - The Ride: Guest to a host: "Is this scary?" Erm yeah because I'm sure on a horror movie-themed attraction you'd be expecting sunshine, rainbows and unicorns on every turn... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlesberg Posted May 4, 2017 Report Share Posted May 4, 2017 (This wasn't at a theme park, it occurred during a conversation about theme parks to a group of people) Person A: "At Busch Gardens there's that wooden ride, I loved it!" Me: "Yeah... That closed down..." Person A: "WHAT!" (Later in the conversation) Person B: "I remember at Alton Towers riding the Bestie, that was fun." Me: "That's long gone" Person B: "Oh" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gallium33 Posted May 4, 2017 Report Share Posted May 4, 2017 6 hours ago, ThemeCrafter264 said: This is from a poster at my school about a Vienna trip. It describes a starflyer as a big spinning thing :/ Seriously? On the poster? I'd love to see that poster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeah Posted May 4, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 4, 2017 6 hours ago, Kerfuffle said: Queueing for SAW - The Ride: Guest to a host: "Is this scary?" Erm yeah because I'm sure on a horror movie-themed attraction you'd be expecting sunshine, rainbows and unicorns on every turn... On the contrast, Ive heard people ask this on Fairy Tale Brook... The best one though is the "Does this go upside down?" A boy who looked about 10 once asked my mum if Pirate Falls goes upside down. Id say probably not. Kerfuffle 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThemeCrafter264 Posted May 5, 2017 Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 To be fair, I deserve a bit of a mention for saying something similar. At the time, I was just 11 so I wasn't the enthusiast I am today and I became scared a lot easier. I didn't ride the swarm at the time, because I was scared there were actors (eventhough they've only been there on opening day) and even asked a staff member near the conference center if there were actors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planenut Posted May 13, 2017 Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 Today whilst on Stealth, having ridden with a lady to whom I was making comments during conversation about the speed and height she said to me, "you sound like a bit of an enthusiast, you know all the statins", I think she chose the wrong word. Han30, CharlieN and Kerfuffle 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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