October 18, 20168 yr comment_243252 Okay enough is enough. Back to some proper jokes! I keep seeing a farmer blaming a horned animal for everything. It was a scapegoat!
October 19, 20168 yr comment_243336 "2 men walk into a bar, the first man asks for H2O, the second asks for H2O too, the second man dies" Take your bad chemistry jokes and Burium!
October 19, 20168 yr comment_243345 2 hours ago, CharlieN said: "2 men walk into a bar, the first man asks for H2O, the second asks for H2O too, the second man dies" I dont get this one, probably because my chemistry teacher barely speaks broken English...
October 19, 20168 yr comment_243348 What does a subatomic duck say? Quark! (Chances are you'll only get this if you're doing A level physics, or are just very knowledgable about physics in general)
October 19, 20168 yr comment_243353 When the Imperial Leather closed, the ducks took a ride on the Vampire. They quacked up.
October 19, 20168 yr comment_243354 17 minutes ago, ChessingtonSam said: I dont get this one, probably because my chemistry teacher barely speaks broken English... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrogen_peroxide Quote pure hydrogen peroxide (H2O2) will explode if heated to boiling, will cause serious contact burns to the skin and can set materials alight on contact.
October 20, 20168 yr comment_243367 11 hours ago, BaronC. said: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrogen_peroxide Thank you lol And can I just say its not my fault I dont know what it is... nobody has ever learnt anything from my Chemistry teacher because you cant understand her...
October 21, 20168 yr comment_243436 Why shouldn't you put sodium chloride on someone? That's a salt! If H2O is water, what is H2O4? Washing, drinking, bathing, Etc..!
October 21, 20168 yr comment_243445 A scientist was recently frozen at -273 degrees Celsius. We now think he's OK
October 24, 20168 yr comment_243509 Matt Creek's opinion on everything. Everything is enjoyable with beer whether you're waiting 3 minutes or 3 hours.
October 24, 20168 yr comment_243543 Came up with this one in a year 7 art lesson and it went down quite well. Ellie Goulding would make a terrible fireman. "Hello? My house is burning down" https://youtu.be/CGyEd0aKWZE
December 24, 20168 yr comment_246214 What weighs 12lb and won't be getting plucked this Christmas? Rick Parfitt's guitar. Merry Christmas!
October 16, 2024Oct 16 comment_322669 it starts like huur, huur, then it grows like HUUUR, HUUUUR, then it won't like HHHHHUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRR, HHHHHHHHUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRR then you all think oh wow, this is going to be really quite something then in the next stage it goes whooosh, whistle whistle, do dur do dur dooo, dur dooooooooooooooooo, r, oh that's what happened, and then you're like oh dear, oh dear oh dear, oh oh oh oh dear dear dear dear dear dear dear dear dear
November 20, 2024Nov 20 comment_323065 the, the, trumpet, the, the, trumpet, oh the, the trumpet plays no more, again, the, the, trumpet, the, the, trumpet OHHHHHH well I came online at a half past 9 and at half past 10 I went off again. then I sad bap bop and a mozzle map mop and I had a lovely pittle pattle day before the first bit it was like oh, I can't wait, then after it was like woah, it was quite good, then the middle bit was a mixed bag, but then after that, oh no, what the heck, it was a complete and utter, polly wally doodle all the day krindkekrax disaster! (transport) oh well I went online at a half past 10 and at half past 11 I thought 2007, then I went back on, and I went pom, pom, and the launch cable went on the screen as well
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