Kerfuffle Posted October 18, 2016 Report Share Posted October 18, 2016 Okay enough is enough. Back to some proper jokes! I keep seeing a farmer blaming a horned animal for everything. It was a scapegoat! Cian 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexChewee Posted October 18, 2016 Report Share Posted October 18, 2016 My love life. My college grades. Cian 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeah Posted October 19, 2016 Report Share Posted October 19, 2016 My coaster count. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharlieN Posted October 19, 2016 Report Share Posted October 19, 2016 "2 men walk into a bar, the first man asks for H2O, the second asks for H2O too, the second man dies" Take your bad chemistry jokes and Burium! Whatever, Roodie, yeah and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeah Posted October 19, 2016 Report Share Posted October 19, 2016 2 hours ago, CharlieN said: "2 men walk into a bar, the first man asks for H2O, the second asks for H2O too, the second man dies" I dont get this one, probably because my chemistry teacher barely speaks broken English... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlesberg Posted October 19, 2016 Report Share Posted October 19, 2016 What does a subatomic duck say? Quark! (Chances are you'll only get this if you're doing A level physics, or are just very knowledgable about physics in general) CharlieN 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt 236 Posted October 19, 2016 Report Share Posted October 19, 2016 When the Imperial Leather closed, the ducks took a ride on the Vampire. They quacked up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshC. Posted October 19, 2016 Report Share Posted October 19, 2016 17 minutes ago, ChessingtonSam said: I dont get this one, probably because my chemistry teacher barely speaks broken English... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrogen_peroxide Quote pure hydrogen peroxide (H2O2) will explode if heated to boiling, will cause serious contact burns to the skin and can set materials alight on contact. yeah and CharlieN 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeah Posted October 20, 2016 Report Share Posted October 20, 2016 11 hours ago, BaronC. said: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrogen_peroxide Thank you lol And can I just say its not my fault I dont know what it is... nobody has ever learnt anything from my Chemistry teacher because you cant understand her... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharlieN Posted October 21, 2016 Report Share Posted October 21, 2016 Why shouldn't you put sodium chloride on someone? That's a salt! If H2O is water, what is H2O4? Washing, drinking, bathing, Etc..! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlesberg Posted October 21, 2016 Report Share Posted October 21, 2016 A scientist was recently frozen at -273 degrees Celsius. We now think he's OK CharlieN and Project LC 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Professor Drunk Posted October 24, 2016 Report Share Posted October 24, 2016 Matt Creek's opinion on everything. Everything is enjoyable with beer whether you're waiting 3 minutes or 3 hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeah Posted October 24, 2016 Report Share Posted October 24, 2016 Came up with this one in a year 7 art lesson and it went down quite well. Ellie Goulding would make a terrible fireman. "Hello? My house is burning down" https://youtu.be/CGyEd0aKWZE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pluk Posted December 24, 2016 Report Share Posted December 24, 2016 What weighs 12lb and won't be getting plucked this Christmas? Rick Parfitt's guitar. Merry Christmas! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt 236 Posted September 10 Report Share Posted September 10 The price of a Blackpool Platinum Pass in 2025 Inferno 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parm Pap Posted October 16 Report Share Posted October 16 it starts like huur, huur, then it grows like HUUUR, HUUUUR, then it won't like HHHHHUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRR, HHHHHHHHUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRR then you all think oh wow, this is going to be really quite something then in the next stage it goes whooosh, whistle whistle, do dur do dur dooo, dur dooooooooooooooooo, r, oh that's what happened, and then you're like oh dear, oh dear oh dear, oh oh oh oh dear dear dear dear dear dear dear dear dear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt 236 Posted October 29 Report Share Posted October 29 Alton Towers in 2024 Everything except Nemesis Reborn! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parm Pap Posted Wednesday at 11:45 AM Report Share Posted Wednesday at 11:45 AM the, the, trumpet, the, the, trumpet, oh the, the trumpet plays no more, again, the, the, trumpet, the, the, trumpet OHHHHHH well I came online at a half past 9 and at half past 10 I went off again. then I sad bap bop and a mozzle map mop and I had a lovely pittle pattle day before the first bit it was like oh, I can't wait, then after it was like woah, it was quite good, then the middle bit was a mixed bag, but then after that, oh no, what the heck, it was a complete and utter, polly wally doodle all the day krindkekrax disaster! (transport) oh well I went online at a half past 10 and at half past 11 I thought 2007, then I went back on, and I went pom, pom, and the launch cable went on the screen as well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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