Posted February 11, 201510 yr comment_202505 Closed Season seems to have dragged on for a bit too long this season (and I have a bit too much spare time on my hands this afternoon), leading to fanboys, enthusiasts and anyone who visits these humble forums in general over-analysing black and white drawings of a square posted by Thorpe. But lo! A saviour has cometh! Meet Tucker: Tucker is here to save our closed season, and reveal the new thing for 2015. But what is it? Tucker likes to pull funny faces, so people won't ask what this NEW FOR 2015 thing is: He gets particularly pouty when people keep bugging him about it: So he escapes to Alton Towers occasionally, and gets corrected... And occasionally to Chessington, where he visits their Burger Kitchen restaurant: No Tucker, the burgers are even smaller than that! Tucker realises he made a grave mistake - the Burger Kitchen is a terrible place to eat! The food there makes you feel funny and queasy. Fortunately, a friend of Tucker has come along to save the day, and push Tucker back to the safety of Thorpe Park... Will Tucker reveal the secrets of 2015 soon? Who knows. But until then, post your favourite faces of Tucker here, for he's the hero Thorpe Park Mania deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight. And he'll help make the last couple of days of closed season fly by! Oh and Thorpe, give this man a bonus!
February 12, 201510 yr comment_202621 I don't know what I can add to this thread except say it's great so far and I hope that it continues to be.
February 13, 201510 yr comment_202662 I am going to hunt this man down. I am the leader of this fan club.
February 13, 201510 yr comment_202666 Believe me, he is aware of this thread Unreal Me entering this thread: This can't be the darkest timeline because it has Tucker in it
February 13, 201510 yr comment_202680 I'll recreate the one when he falls but instead he can fall into my arms
February 13, 201510 yr comment_202682 I don't know if anyone is aware of this, but this is Thorpe's newest vine: https://vine.co/v/OPJJhQ1jrF9
February 13, 201510 yr comment_202683 I don't know if anyone is aware of this, but this is Thorpe's newest vine: https://vine.co/v/OPJJhQ1jrF9 Yes...
February 13, 201510 yr comment_202685 For some reason, that post did not show up on my phone. Oops. Sorry... *feels embarrassed* Plus I'm not on Twitter
February 13, 201510 yr comment_202729 I had created a super cool illuminati gif but then my computer died. #Anonymous hackr
February 13, 201510 yr Author comment_202743 Believe me, he is aware of this thread (I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself!)
February 14, 201510 yr comment_202791 Believe me, he is aware of this thread Obviously its you Tucker.
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