Tom Posted April 17, 2016 Report Share Posted April 17, 2016 After a series of spam comments in the 'SW8' and 'The One After WC16' threads I am pleased to announce this topic Use this topic to come up with predictable Merlin-esque names for rides Example: 'Galactic Sub-Terra Inferno, the world's first rollerocaster with real molten lava!' This topic is just for fun and will be linked whenever 'name banter' spamming occurs in main topics BenC and pluk 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan.B Posted April 17, 2016 Report Share Posted April 17, 2016 Big Scorpion Thunder Express Mine-Train The worlds first Roller-Coaster to go from Alton Towers, Disney, Chessington, then back to Towers! 400400 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
400400 Posted April 17, 2016 Report Share Posted April 17, 2016 The Swarm Sub ghost monorail inferno Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L7123456 Posted April 17, 2016 Report Share Posted April 17, 2016 Derren Brown's Galactic Ghost Inferno Carousel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
400400 Posted April 17, 2016 Report Share Posted April 17, 2016 Derren Brown's Galactic Ghost Inferno CarouselYour missing a the at the start L7123456 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whatever Posted April 17, 2016 Report Share Posted April 17, 2016 RollercoasterMcRollercoasterFace, world's first rollercoaster to be named after a short lived internet meme Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharlieN Posted April 17, 2016 Report Share Posted April 17, 2016 There better be a coaster called Theme Park Mania soon... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L7123456 Posted April 17, 2016 Report Share Posted April 17, 2016 The Nick Varney Worldwide Takeover Maze Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
400400 Posted April 17, 2016 Report Share Posted April 17, 2016 The broken affect bad through put down time tracksuit alive maze Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshC. Posted April 17, 2016 Report Share Posted April 17, 2016 A ride with no name. "The WORLD'S FIRST ride with no name!" Graw 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerfuffle Posted April 17, 2016 Report Share Posted April 17, 2016 Derren Brown's Scorpion Express. I'll see myself out... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L7123456 Posted April 17, 2016 Report Share Posted April 17, 2016 Dr Kelmans Highly Anticipated Washing Machine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt 236 Posted April 17, 2016 Report Share Posted April 17, 2016 Top Spin Top Spin Top Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top Spin Sorry, my keyboard was broken. Merlin need to build something we wouldn't expect them to build that would shock people. Like a Wacky Worm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
400400 Posted April 17, 2016 Report Share Posted April 17, 2016 Top Spin Top Spin Top Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top SpinTop Spin Top Spin Sorry, my keyboard was broken. Merlin need to build something we wouldn't expect them to build that would shock people. Like a Wacky Worm. I think u missed a top spin at the end Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt 236 Posted April 17, 2016 Report Share Posted April 17, 2016 I think u missed a top spin at the end I think I did. Excuse whilst I ride Ripsaw and take my mind out of this missed top spin ;] 400400 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mer Posted April 18, 2016 Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 Mr Monkey's Colossal Banana. L7123456 and Kerfuffle 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt 236 Posted April 18, 2016 Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 The Next Big Investments will be: Alton Towers- 2018 SW8, A wooden coaster with scare actors, an abandond haunted theme and with a physchological new element never found before. OPening in May. It will also use VR Thorpe Park- A Take Me Out themed wooden coaster, inkeeping with Thorpe's likings for IP's, which themes around finding the one. If you don't enjoy it, all the lights will go out. Heide Park, new gerstaluer ride with smiler trains called, Warrior. It will essentially be varied layout of the Smiler and will have at least two jolts in it too. Gardaland, another gerstaluer which will be like Saw the ride but with launches. It will be based on Shrek due to Merlin's love of IP's and feature lapbars. It will be the only merlin gerst ever built to not feature a jolt due to Gardaland seeming being the best park. Chessington- Air The Blade will be opening in 2027 where Wild Asia is because the park could not find any more space.The ride like most of Chessington's rides will use excessive led lighting, have a cattle pen queueline and feature a pre-show. It is expected by this stage that Vampire still exists but has seen new supports installed to reinforce the old supports which were reinforced by supports supporting the supports a while ago. Toadies, dragon falls, sea storm and buccanner don't exist. Tomb does but is literally just an empty warehouse with nothing in. Tomb Blaster was re-done in 2022, but due to Merlin's extreme kneejerk to safety, all the theming had to be removed and the budget for new smaller theming was cut, due to the failure of Thorpe's Candy Crush land area. Ride fences are now so extreme, they are literally taller than the rides now and need fences around the fences to fence the fences in the fences. JoelAllen and Morgan.B 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coaster Posted April 18, 2016 Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 SW8 will be The Flume: Duck Terra which will be the same ride but with waterproof VR headsets and actors dressed as giant ducks in the tunnel. Similarly, Loggers Leap will have a similar VR refurbishment where the old tunnel will be shown on the screen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stretchy Posted April 18, 2016 Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 SW8 will be The Flume: Duck Terra which will be the same ride but with waterproof VR headsets and actors dressed as giant ducks in the tunnel. Similarly, Loggers Leap will have a similar VR refurbishment where the old tunnel will be shown on the screen. Shhhh that's not meant to be out in the public yet. p.s. you were slightly incorrect, its meant to be called "Dark Flume, Duck Terra 18" Coaster and Matt 236 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L7123456 Posted April 18, 2016 Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 The Legend of Everyone's Nemesis the Colossal Giant Duck Inferno Experience. No tunnels guaranteed [emoji6] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshC. Posted April 18, 2016 Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 I personally cannot wait until Towers' SW19, the world's first theme park ride sponsored by a tennis competition. Kerfuffle and Matt 236 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
400400 Posted April 18, 2016 Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 The kitkat rapids unplugged sub inferno scaffolding concrete tunnel. Named the best ride ever ~ 3016 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeah Posted April 29, 2016 Report Share Posted April 29, 2016 THORPE The Nemestealthossuswarmsaw: Insubterraferno Destruction, Disaster and Devastation - The Ride The Chav (The World's First KFC coaster/Coaster to have more brake runs than drops) CHESSIE Dragon's Gentle Ride ZooZu Nemesis Aqua ALTON Shrek The Ride The Toy Story Coaster - You said you wanted Woodie!? (Worlds First Coaster to come alive when nobody else is around - SW8) SBNO - The Ride LEGO LegoOnTheFloor (Worlds most painful coaster) You Got Rid of The Dragon For THIS!? Nemesis Earth JoelAllen 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan.B Posted April 29, 2016 Report Share Posted April 29, 2016 Darren Brown's Ghost Train Tom 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerfuffle Posted April 29, 2016 Report Share Posted April 29, 2016 Professor Drunk's Boozerworks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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