JackR Posted November 27, 2011 Report Share Posted November 27, 2011 Due to his new haircut, all my respect for Justin Bieber has been lost. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noob230 Posted November 27, 2011 Report Share Posted November 27, 2011 Due to his new haircut, all my respect for Justin Bieber has been lost.Welcome to my world.When I was in America, about 10 different people asked me if I was Bieber. :glare:Then there's the comments on profile that say "You look like Justin Bieber / I thought you were from One Direction". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred Posted November 27, 2011 Report Share Posted November 27, 2011 ^ Oh god. In october I got told the very same things. Our hair must have been amazing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pluk Posted November 28, 2011 Report Share Posted November 28, 2011 I keep getting told I look like Arg from TOWIE. I don't watch that nonsense but when I told my wife she told me that he is the fat one, so I won't take it as a compliment.Also - SkySkream and Mer 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackR Posted November 29, 2011 Report Share Posted November 29, 2011 There's a boy in our year who is OBSESSED with video games. Today in Geography, somebody told him Sonic the Hedgehog is crap and he started crying... Cornflakes and SkySkream 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smidget Posted November 29, 2011 Report Share Posted November 29, 2011 Do prostitutes call their private parts public parts?Sometimes you can't help but love the internet :') JackR 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis. Posted November 30, 2011 Report Share Posted November 30, 2011 I need to give up eBay.I told my friend Sharon I'd buy her a Bast Taste Bear for Christmas, I end up bidding on a few when I find out they're going cheap. I get outbid and get a little competitive. Next thing I know I'm the proud temporary owner of 6 Bad Taste Bears. Ergh, I need to sort my life out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackR Posted December 3, 2011 Report Share Posted December 3, 2011 RayWilliamJohnson's YouTube account has been removed for several severe violations of the YouTube terms of service... WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA :'( SkySkream 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benin Posted December 3, 2011 Report Share Posted December 3, 2011 RayWilliamJohnson's YouTube account has been removed for several severe violations of the YouTube terms of service... WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA :'(Lol wut?That's a bit random tbh... YouTube annoys me so much with these violations and copyright stuff... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidders Posted December 3, 2011 Report Share Posted December 3, 2011 VEVO. SkySkream 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackR Posted December 3, 2011 Report Share Posted December 3, 2011 That's a bit random tbh...Hence I put it in the random topic..?Anyway, I tried to click on his channel this morning and it said it had been removed for various reasons. The channel is back up now, but you can't see his latest video as that was the primary reason his channel was removed in the first place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornflakes Posted December 3, 2011 Report Share Posted December 3, 2011 RayWilliamJohnson's YouTube account has been removed for several severe violations of the YouTube terms of service... WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA :'(Good riddance to bad rubbish! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pluk Posted December 3, 2011 Report Share Posted December 3, 2011 Never heard of him before, just looked him up.I'll add him to my bellend list then. SkySkream, Cornflakes, Sidders and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Benin Posted December 6, 2011 Report Share Posted December 6, 2011 BEST MEME EVER!http://www.quickmeme.com/Coaster-Enthusiast/popular/1/?upcoming pluk and Luke_A 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidders Posted December 7, 2011 Report Share Posted December 7, 2011 Rather amusing moment regarding my school library's printer today...It's a tired old thing; faithful, like any printer should be, and it does it's best to get the jobs it's sent done on time. However, it is not without fault, and that fault is that at least ten times a day the whole thing has to be opened up due to a paper misfeed.As usual, I had printed something, and as it happens there was a rather long queue of people waiting to collect their printed work. The new librarian, who started on Monday, was also there trying to sort the printer out. She clearly she did not know what she was doing, but she was still an authority figure so we all kept schtum and let her try to do her job. Then a nerdy little boy in Year 8 pushes past everyone intoning in some strained, nasal dialect that he's "a technician". Bollocks. But anyway, the guy has clearly irked some people, as well as the librarian, and he then talks us through what could have gone wrong with the printer, literally narrating like he's demonstrating to blind and deaf people. After a number of technological and irrelevant murmurings he exclaims "Bother, I've cleared the job list". This is met with a chorus of groans and some ripe language from the upper sixth (there's now about ten people in the queue, with numerous others having already given up).Mind you, his efforts weren't completely in vain. He opened the in-tray and carefully extracted a piece of A3 paper that had been printed but not ejected into the out-tray, taking extra care not to rip it. The paper is dispensed with ink-side-down, and so, turning over the A3 sheet, this arrogant little... "individual"... showed us the print-out of a trollface and the caption "U MAD BRO?".Of course, those in the know pissed themselves at the fact that the printer had been trolled by, well, a trollface, which also managed to troll a snotty Year 8 at the same time. SkySkream, Luke_A, Mer and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackR Posted December 8, 2011 Report Share Posted December 8, 2011 Analyzing a poem today in which the metaphors describing love strongly resembled a penis and it's use in women.''Hard and Steep, painful and something I can't remember, it requires effort and hard work and you may experience high points''. Our teacher thought we were laughing due to the cheesy lines... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benin Posted December 8, 2011 Report Share Posted December 8, 2011 Pfft, learning about how to measure the ratio of gyration in long slender members using Euler's Theorum... Allowing us to find out if the steel beam will sag or be erect...Yeah, Engineering is dirty... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Posted December 8, 2011 Report Share Posted December 8, 2011 Analyzing a poem today in which the metaphors describing love strongly resembled a penis and it's use in women.''Hard and Steep, painful and something I can't remember, it requires effort and hard work and you may experience high points''. Our teacher thought we were laughing due to the cheesy lines...LOL SO FUNNY. WHEN YOU SAID THE WORD PENIS I CRACKED UP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackR Posted December 9, 2011 Report Share Posted December 9, 2011 ... Laelda_95 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laelda_95 Posted December 9, 2011 Report Share Posted December 9, 2011 I did football in PE today, and I was doing quite well, I'd gone round the opposition, and was about to shoot, when out of nowhere, some idiot slide tackled me, sending me to the ground, writhing in agony. My PE teacher rushed to my side to check if I was okay laughed hysterically for the next 5 minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred Posted December 9, 2011 Report Share Posted December 9, 2011 To JackR - Your signature upsets me. I presume you're trying to quote the lyrics from the Toys'R'Us advert. It says "I don't wanna grow up, I wanna be a Toys'R'Us kid"! Tom and Laelda_95 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkySkream Posted December 9, 2011 Report Share Posted December 9, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRm01IruyWA&feature=player_embedded#!I need to see this.Now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackR Posted December 9, 2011 Report Share Posted December 9, 2011 To JackR - Your signature upsets me. I presume you're trying to quote the lyrics from the Toys'R'Us advert. It says "I don't wanna grow up, I wanna be a Toys'R'Us kid"!I know perfectly well the lyrics are wrong and have done for a while. The reason they are wrong is because my mate sung them wrong a while back and I took the piss out of him for a while. I then told him about my account on here, as an explanation as to how much info I know about The Swarm but he didn't believe the account was mine. I purposely wrote the lyrics wrong as it's only something he and I would get and would ultimately prove the account is mine next time he looks at my signature. Yeah he's been taking the piss outta me for being on here, but none the less it was to prove to him this is my account and by purposley writing the lyrics wrong I could prove to him I'm in control of this account. If any of you happened to read my post in 'Rant' as a reply to Lauren's post about how her dad told her bf she was on here, you may know about the friend who took the p*ss out of me and just so happened to be on here himself, well that's the friend. Well spotted though I guess Fred ;)EDIT: Hopefully that should prevent me from looking like a mug for any longer, and I'm not going to change the lyrics even though it has been touched upon. :L Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benin Posted December 9, 2011 Report Share Posted December 9, 2011 I know perfectly well the lyrics are wrong and have done for a while. The reason they are wrong is because my mate sung them wrong a while back and I took the piss out of him for a while. I then told him about my account on here, as an explanation as to how much info I know about The Swarm but he didn't believe the account was mine. I purposely wrote the lyrics wrong as it's only something he and I would get and would ultimately prove the account is mine next time he looks at my signature. Yeah he's been taking the piss outta me for being on here, but none the less it was to prove to him this is my account and by purposley writing the lyrics wrong I could prove to him I'm in control of this account. If any of you happened to read my post in 'Rant' as a reply to Lauren's post about how her dad told her bf she was on here, you may know about the friend who took the p*ss out of me and just so happened to be on here himself, well that's the friend. Well spotted though I guess Fred ;)EDIT: Hopefully that should prevent me from looking like a mug for any longer, and I'm not going to change the lyrics even though it has been touched upon. :L SkySkream, Laelda_95, JackR and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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