Surely an AirRace somewhere at a Merlin park is overdue... or just.... something new that's a flat
Maybe AT could get some dodgems as a queue eater? I am pro having dodgems at theme parks, purely because it means not paying £3 a ride and they - tend to be - better maintained than at fairs.
It's mental that a company that LOVES parks having NEW things is so obsessed about needing an USP that basic flats don't get built...
I imagine a lot of the park people end up screaming into cushions after meetings with Poole...