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RollercoasterMcRollercoasterFace, world's first rollercoaster to be named after a short lived internet meme

Most people will disagree, but OTSR make me feel a lot more secure on rides Chips or potato wedges?

No one has any idea tbh, that's what we're all speculating on this thread! It involves VR and a train though.

The queue for Colossus today was indeed very quick. Queued 20, was advertised as 50.

Rogue one teaser trailer

Create one.

Yes, they're just totally going to kill off the biggest draws to the park in favour of going back to what it originally was, a struggling zoo (the reason it was turned into a theme park in the first place, correct me if I'm wrong). That would REALLY get the visitors in.

Thorpe have released new Pin badges by the looks of it. They've put up a photo on their Instagram page. They actually look great!

9/10 one of my favourite rides

As I've been recently, I'll allow Coasterdude to take the next turn, because I'm a nice person. And how do you tame deer? That seems pretty wicked.

8/10 Saw. Yay.

3 (it was Coasterdude's turn but okay)

The lion also arrived today. Chessie posted about it on their Instagram.

It's 1. Coasterdude is right. My cat is called Luna (but there is a new cat living up the road called Ron Weasley). I hadn't seen a Star Wars film (and had no interest in seeing any of them) until February. I can thank my friend for making me obsessed now. And yes, I went to the National Gallery today.

Okay then... 1. I have a cat called Ron Weasley 2. I'd never seen a Star Wars film until this February 3. I went to the National Gallery today

Right now Samurai feels like one of those patients you see on Casualty who is clearly dead but one of the doctors is refusing to stop resuscitation.

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Lap restraints in a way would make sense. My brother was with me in the back section of the boat when he was about five and decided he'd rather be at the front with my mum. He stood up in the small section before the second drop. He didn't understand that you weren't supposed to do that, and a lap bar would have stopped him from getting up. He was lucky not to have stood up too late and be injured by the drop, though needless to say we were all shocked.

Just got back from Zootropolis/topia/whatever you want to call it. Actually a great film, beautifully animated. What surprised me were the really serious themes it presented, like racism, among others. A must watch, it's not 'Furries- the movie' like some people expected.

I actually went past this funfair today in the car, it looks quite good! I love the look of the haunted house!

S a r c a s m I'm suprised that you haven't caught on that people here are extremely sarcastic.

Had this been a rule, and you had won a ticket, you would be moaning that you couldn't book more than one, and that Thorpe are ripping you off by giving a cheap ticket to one person but the rest of the party having to pay normal price.

It was probably not their fault that it started before 10:00! For goodness sake, Merlin might not be the best company in the world for customer satisfaction, but can they help it if the system went live too early? Had it started on time, people STILL would be claiming that it was unfair, that they did not last long enough. I'm not the biggest Merlin fan ever, but people honestly want to bash them whenever possible. Go and buy your 12p tickets that will inevitably arrive on eBay in the upcoming days.

Heard quite a few people today in Swarm's queue say "where are the backward seats?" "I thought this went backwards!" "Do the seats spin around once you get going?" Also didn't help that the the board advertising queue times was still showing the Swarm Forwards and the Swarm Backwards as separate times.