Posted February 22, 201510 yr comment_203454 After the distressing scenes witnessed in Pizza/Pasta at Thorpe Park over the size of their plates, I got thinking about my ideal food carrier. Would it be circular, square, deep, wide, metal, paper? There are just so many different varieties on offer and this is a place for you to post your ideal buffet plate. It's an absolute disgrace that Thorpe's plates are only small enough for 3 slices of pizza at a time, clearly someone in Merlin has never been to a high class pizza buffet restaurant such as Buzz Lightyear's Pizza Planet at Disneyland. I'll kick it off with a fairly basic plate, but feel free to be a bit more adventurous with your choices. Hopefully Thorpe Park will take notice of this topic and change their plates to something that suits our needs much more efficiently. So tell me TPM, what would your favourite plate be?
February 22, 201510 yr comment_203458 I, personally, like a glass plate. Large in size and deep in thickness. The beauty of glass shines throughout, the minimalistic values contrasting with the futuristic tones, but it is still simple. The atmosphere of having glass plates is one that is not only graceful, but classy and elegant. With glass you can tell if there is any dirt left, or any food left, also the sound of cutlery scratching across the cool tones is one that reminds me of the beautiful sound of a new born baby crying for the first time.
February 22, 201510 yr comment_203460 My perfect plate is actually this: The white metalic texture is unique to the Americans in their number plate style. The worn textures upon the metal signifies it's age and resiliance, and we can clearly see it belongs in a notorious place, named california. Unfortunately you can only fit 2 slices of pizza on this plate, but the blue font really does shine out, and screams at you, 'Ms Poo'
February 23, 201510 yr comment_203510 I like bowls. Bowls are plates too. Just because they're curvy, it doesn't make them any less of a real plate.
February 23, 201510 yr comment_203512 A Bag of Doritos Or a packet Of Biscuits are my perfect idea of a plate.
February 23, 201510 yr comment_203513 Stop trolling this thread. I am a plate enthusiast and I am frankly offended that people would try and make a joke out of this SERIOUS topic. After I finish my education I am going to search the world for the most beautiful plate, and when I do, you all shall be jealous. Take your promiscuous plate talk elsewhere.
February 23, 201510 yr Author comment_203514 Amy leave the trolls alone, they've got enough on their plate.
February 23, 201510 yr comment_203519 I have started up a fund for me to finally become my true self. A plate. Please refer to me as Plate from now on, I am platekin.
February 23, 201510 yr comment_203520 Well I hope you find it as spoon as possible Tommy. I want to get all the dishy gossip on this.
February 23, 201510 yr comment_203521 I am crying. I coriandle this any more. I wash my plate of you guys. Ryan what have you made.
February 24, 201510 yr comment_203524 Everyone knows the perfect plate is the Eurasian plate, followed closely by the North American and Pacific Plate.
February 24, 201510 yr comment_203525 Everyone knows the perfect plate is the Eurasian plate, followed closely by the North American and Pacific Plate.
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