December 20, 200717 yr comment_18665 The family is sitting at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?" The father, surprised, answers, "Well son, there's three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round & firm. In her thirties & forties, they are like pears, still nice, but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions." "Onions?" "Yes, you see them, and they make you cry."This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter says, "Mom, how many types of "willies" are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, his willie is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties & forties, it's like a birch tree, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree." "A Christmas tree??""Yes dear, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only."
December 20, 200717 yr comment_18668 Haha! Oh I love it.Wow it's been a weird ol' day, and I actually need to get over it me-thinks. Haha.
December 24, 200717 yr comment_18713 Most people hide but are secretely excited . But right now I'm not thinking much of thorpe opening atm. Trying to enjoy closed season if I can.
December 24, 200717 yr comment_18714 Trying to enjoy the closed season? Right.. :)83 days til chessie opens - Hopefully by then I'll have a job in one way or another
December 24, 200717 yr comment_18719 LOL come on guys! Its christmas!Lets try to enjoy the christmas period! Then in mid- january or something like that start thinking about thorpe opening. Then there won't be so long to wait.xD.O btw Merry christmas!
December 27, 200717 yr comment_18754 Well I've been gone for 5 days! Has anyone missed me or even knew I was gone (Alex you don't count dear)?
December 30, 200717 yr comment_18809 *Deathly silence*Woww alots going on here atm. P.S sorry bout teh double post.
December 31, 200717 yr comment_18818 Topshop Sale. F***KING. AHHHH!I have been Scratched, Elbowed and Headbutted by girls and their bargain lust. Raw savagery. Pretty sure I got trampled today. >.<
January 1, 200817 yr comment_18838 Tell me about it :DI'm rather proud of my spelling up there. Everybody have an enjoyable new year I hope?!
January 1, 200817 yr comment_18841 Happy new year from Alex, Mark, Matt and Tristan! :-)Why don't I remember you posting this. I was more tired then anything. I love alcohol abuse.
January 1, 200817 yr comment_18842 My head hurts and my house looks like a tornado hit it. I'm never having a party again. Tbh.
January 2, 200817 yr comment_18871 hahahaha Holly.Imagine if a aeroplane caught its wing on stealth and took it for a hoiday hahaz
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