Mark9 Posted December 20, 2007 Report Posted December 20, 2007 The family is sitting at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?" The father, surprised, answers, "Well son, there's three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round & firm. In her thirties & forties, they are like pears, still nice, but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions." "Onions?" "Yes, you see them, and they make you cry."This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter says, "Mom, how many types of "willies" are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, his willie is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties & forties, it's like a birch tree, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree." "A Christmas tree??""Yes dear, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only." Quote
Sheepie Posted December 20, 2007 Report Posted December 20, 2007 Haha! Oh I love it.Wow it's been a weird ol' day, and I actually need to get over it me-thinks. Haha. Quote
Steven G Posted December 23, 2007 Report Posted December 23, 2007 Yay oh yay oh yay only 54 more days until Thorpe opens (Y) Quote
Marc Posted December 23, 2007 Report Posted December 23, 2007 I can just sense your excitement from that post dann ;p Quote
Dan9 Posted December 24, 2007 Report Posted December 24, 2007 Most people hide but are secretely excited . But right now I'm not thinking much of thorpe opening atm. Trying to enjoy closed season if I can. Quote
Fred Posted December 24, 2007 Report Posted December 24, 2007 Trying to enjoy the closed season? Right.. :)83 days til chessie opens - Hopefully by then I'll have a job in one way or another Quote
Phyciodes Posted December 24, 2007 Report Posted December 24, 2007 LOL come on guys! Its christmas!Lets try to enjoy the christmas period! Then in mid- january or something like that start thinking about thorpe opening. Then there won't be so long to wait.xD.O btw Merry christmas! Quote
Pickles Posted December 27, 2007 Report Posted December 27, 2007 Well I've been gone for 5 days! Has anyone missed me or even knew I was gone (Alex you don't count dear)? Quote
Pickles Posted December 30, 2007 Report Posted December 30, 2007 *Deathly silence*Woww alots going on here atm. P.S sorry bout teh double post. Quote
Cringle Posted December 31, 2007 Report Posted December 31, 2007 Topshop Sale. F***KING. AHHHH!I have been Scratched, Elbowed and Headbutted by girls and their bargain lust. Raw savagery. Pretty sure I got trampled today. >.< Quote
Alex Posted January 1, 2008 Report Posted January 1, 2008 Happy new year from Alex, Mark, Matt and Tristan! :-) Quote
Cringle Posted January 1, 2008 Report Posted January 1, 2008 HAPPPIE NEW Yesar ftom `cringl And CO! Quote
Alex Posted January 1, 2008 Report Posted January 1, 2008 Tell me about it :DI'm rather proud of my spelling up there. Everybody have an enjoyable new year I hope?! Quote
Marc Posted January 1, 2008 Report Posted January 1, 2008 2008 must be the worse year ever already :| Quote
Mark9 Posted January 1, 2008 Report Posted January 1, 2008 Happy new year from Alex, Mark, Matt and Tristan! :-)Why don't I remember you posting this. I was more tired then anything. I love alcohol abuse. Quote
Pickles Posted January 1, 2008 Report Posted January 1, 2008 My head hurts and my house looks like a tornado hit it. I'm never having a party again. Tbh. Quote
Steven G Posted January 2, 2008 Report Posted January 2, 2008 hahahaha Holly.Imagine if a aeroplane caught its wing on stealth and took it for a hoiday hahaz Quote
Fred Posted January 3, 2008 Report Posted January 3, 2008 Someones had too much time on their hands Quote
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