February 15, 201312 yr comment_150276 Live Life to the full, as tomorrow you might be dead - 'Buffy - Speaking at the bronze, S1E1'
February 15, 201312 yr comment_150278 “It's a sad thing not to have friends, but it is even sadder not to have enemies.”Che Guevara
February 19, 201312 yr comment_150610 It's a song lyric but who cares! "Cos we lost it all, nothing lasts forever, I'm sorry I can't be perfect" - Simple Plan
March 25, 201312 yr comment_154380 Just a few of my favourites; Millions have died, but our troops have advanced no further than an asthmatic ant carrying some heavy shopping! - Blackadder Goes Forth The Sultan of Brunei reads the Peckham Echo, does he?! What A Moby! - Del Boy Looks like I quit the wrong week to quit smoking/drinking/vitamins/sniffing glue - Airplane!
March 26, 201312 yr comment_154455 James McQuillan, The Apprentice Series 5: "I put a leash on people who spunk money up the wall"
March 26, 201312 yr comment_154492 AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT!! -Sweet Brown http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udS-OcNtSWo
April 9, 201312 yr comment_156257 Jackstevens217 on Skype when discussing what Welsh TV soaps might be like:"HOW DARE YOU SLEEP WITH THAT SHEEP! THAT WAS MY SHEEP!" Silly but it made me giggle
April 20, 201312 yr comment_157290 Determination and will power always play a vital role in our success. " Faith is necessary to win " . Have faith that you will be Victorian and try your level best then trust me that you will be Victorian.
July 25, 201312 yr comment_164054 "Don't get me wrong I love a good croissant but it ain't no good when I'm craving a sausage." - Sidders Oh he does make me laugh, but I agree on this one
July 25, 201312 yr comment_164055 This was in reference to Crash Pad's ridiculous offering of free continental breakfast, yet having to pay extra for a full English. What arsehattery even is that?
August 12, 201312 yr comment_165213 "Uno Mas?" - Jackie Chan in Shanghai Noon "I always like to look on the optimistic side of life, but I am realistic enough to know that life is a complex matter" -Walt Disney "Oh, I don’t know. What do you say you start her on 20 CCs of 'It’s not my problem anymore!'" - Dr. Cox from Scrubs.
September 24, 201410 yr comment_192971 "This is all because of your no-good-dirty-rotten-pig-stealing-great-great-grandfather!" (Stanley's grandfather - 'Holes') "IT'S A TRAP!" (Admiral Ackbar - 'Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi') "Let's put a SMILE on that face!" (The Joker - 'The Dark Knight') "First law of the sea - never place ye rear end on a pirate's face!" (Metalbeard - 'The LEGO Movie') "Could there be another way to Africa...that doesn't take us through that wall of DEATH!" (Captain Haddock - 'The Adventures of Tintin: The Secret of the Unicorn') "Welcome to Scotland!" (Kincade - 'Skyfall') "WE...ARE...GROOT!" (Groot - 'Guardians of the Galaxy')
September 26, 201410 yr comment_193159 'What can I do which is really good value for money, and budget, and still good fun? Somewhere that had great atmosphere, quality themeing and actual good rides. Somewhere that wasn't infested with chavs at all, and doesn't try to rip you off constantly with fastracks.' ~Link, in Electricbill's Stone Cold, talking about Thorpe park Love that one.
September 29, 201410 yr comment_193391 It's that season again! "The film business is a dog-eat-dog world...or in this case...DOG-KILL-HUMAN!" "Don't go down to the woods alone! And whatever happens...don't lose your map!" "We all have to make sacrifices, right? And I choose to sacrifice YOU!" "No animals were harmed during the making of this production...but YOU will be!" "Ever wanted to star in a movie? What about a HORROR movie? We all know what happens to the cast in a horror film..." "Have you got GUTS? Come along to my casting call and let's find out shall we?" "Do you feel alone? Don't worry! We've got your back...but we're DEFINITLEY not pointing a crossbow at it!" *cue deranged laughter*
September 29, 201410 yr comment_193393 "HERE SHE GOES ALL THE WAY OVER THE TOP" - Bianca Sedgwick (operator of rock rage ) Also on a more serious note "when words fail music speaks" is one I really love
September 29, 201410 yr comment_193421 "It's not your successful friends posting inspirational quotes on social media." Oh, the irony.
November 25, 201410 yr comment_197900 I think some of the best quotes for me come from Portal 2. Here are my favourites: "I hope you brought something stronger than a portal gun this time. Otherwise, I'm afraid you're about to become the immediate past president of the Being Alive club. Ha ha. Seriously, though...goodbye." (GLaDOS) "Oh hi. So how are you holding up...BECAUSE I'M A POTATO." (GLaDOS) "You know what my days used to be like? I just tested. Nobody murdered me...or put me in a potato...or fed me to birds. I had a pretty good life...and then you showed up. You dangerous, mute lunatic." (GLaDOS) "Most test subjects do experience some cognitive deterioration after a few months in suspension. Now you've been under for...quite a lot longer, and it's not out of the question that you might have a very minor case of serious brain damage!" (Wheatley) "What? Jerry, you can't fire me for that! Yes, Jerry...OR, maybe your prejudiced worksite should have accommodated a nanobot of my size. Thanks for the hate crime, Jer! See you in court, mate!" (Wheatley) "Some emergency testing may require prolonged interaction with lethal military androids. Rest assured that all lethal military androids have been taught to read and provided with one copy of the Laws of Robotics. To share." (Announcer) "This next test applies the principles of momentum to movement through portals. If the laws of physics no longer apply in the future, God help you." (Announcer) "Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news. Bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: Fighting an army of mantis men! Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts." (Cave Johnson) "If you've cut yourself at all in the course of these tests, you might have noticed that your blood is pure gasoline. That's normal. We've been shooting you with an invisible laser that's supposed to turn blood into gasoline, so all that means is...it's working." (Cave Johnson) "Alright. I've been thinking...when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! GET MAD!!! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'm the man who's gonna BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN...with the LEMONS! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon...that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!!! *coughs*" (Cave Johnson) *gasps for air* Sorry if I'm WAY too much of a fanboy for this sort of thing!
November 25, 201410 yr comment_197927 It's Simple kill the batman. The Joker The Dark Knight Why so serious The joker Life is like a box of chocolates you never know what one you gonna get Forrest Gump. If love be rough with you be rough with love is for beating and you may bear love down mercutio Romeo and Juliet.
November 25, 201410 yr comment_197932 My favourite quote of all time: "This is great banter, it really is!" From maybe my favourite film ive ever seen XD
November 26, 201410 yr comment_198010 Well, Monday night provided me wih a new favourite quote... 'MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL, you're needed.' -Edwina Currie, I'm a Celebrity, get me out of here 2014
December 23, 201410 yr comment_199474 Home Is behind you the world is ahead, Gandalf the Grey The Hobbit An unexpected Journey
December 23, 201410 yr comment_199477 Here is a great quote from some midget who is annoying named Matt: Yolo
December 23, 201410 yr comment_199479 "It's Chrrrrriiiiiiiiissssssttttttmmmmmaaasssssssssssssssssss" Noddy Holder, Slade.
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