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Well...which are you? I'm left-handed, obviously So is my brother. My mum thinks it looks strange And no, something like writing with one hand and using your other hand for other tasks does not mean you're ambidextrous

New Game Alert! Rules are simple, Person above you will post a theme park / attraction picture from a month (From Jan - Dec, in that order). Include a description of the moment leading up to that photo (why you were there etc.) or a memory that happened on that day. You post a picture from the next month, once we get to December we loop back round to January. Not particularly any end goal but a fun way to celebrate theme parks and attractions during this chilly cold season. Rules: Must post a picture from the next month Can only Re-post after three other users have been Have fun! So I…

Closed season is upon us yet again so it's time for the annual ride game yet again (last year's seems like yesterday). Same rules as previous years apply: +1 and -1 each turn. Before you can take another turn, you must wait for three other people to take a turn. Once a ride hits 0 points, it is REMOVED from the list. All other ride scores are RESET to 5. It will use the same list as last year but with Derren Brown's Ghost Train added and Loggers Leap removed. I will start us off by adding a point to Slammer and removing a point from Storm Surge. Angry Birds 4D Experience (5) Colossus (5) DBGT (5) De…

Just write positive comments about members which you think are amazing at what they do.Today's example is Ellie.Sexy.Basically this has been made because the internet is regularly used as a bullying tool these days as cyber bullying becomes an increasing problem. To keep everyone reminded this forum isn't just to abuse people, I thought this kind of topic would be appropriate.

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Another Weird poll from Joe...Just sitting at the computer on TPM (as usual) drinking a cup of tea and I wondered if I am the only 15 year old kid in the world who has no sugar in my tea. I dont think I know any other child who does. How many sugars do you have?

Happy 1st birthday Smiler! Let it be obvious from the start that this topic is in no way serious; the aim of the topic is simply to come up with fairly ridiculous ways to 'improve' The Smiler at the Alton Towers Resort; it follows the same rules as the sister thread How would you improve Dark Forest? This topic is 'photoshop' friendly so enjoy the example post: 'I would improve The Smiler with... JoshC.' This is supposed to be a bit of fun. Any useful points that contribute to actual discussion should be directed here in the actual Smiler topic. Edit: Turtle is offering a world beating prize for the best entry!

I make this topic as something embarrassingly funny happened to me today and I don't think it fits in confessions. What's the most embarrassing thing that's happened to you, or someone else, in your life? Mine has to be my ringtone going off in History today. Loudly. My ringtone is the Vampire theme song. ? I managed to play it off by saying "that's not my ringtone" and "I have no idea what that was" thankfully it stopped after the first two notes and someone inadvertadly got me out of it by saying "it was probably just a game, like 'count Dracula has given you free something or other" and then my teacher says "or your phone just makes c…

Post pictures of your favourite bromances, romances, any other ances here Let the battle for cutest couple commence. Just a bit of closed season fun, might get a poll up in a weeks time to vote after all the nominees are in

You're welcome coaster dude

Does anyone have any tips for beating boredom in the queueline? A group of us made an in-queue game for 2 or more players: One person in your group thinks of and states the name of a ride/attraction beginning with A. The next person repeats the first person's answer, adding their own answer for a ride/attraction beginning with B. The next person repeats the first two rides/attractions said by the first two people and gives an answer beginning with C and so on. It's even more fun if you think of a ride with the longest name possible! Haven't really figured out what happens if someone can't think of one of the answers/takes too long/gives a wrong an…

Let's post some selfies!

A brilliant game for the closed season! Hopefully there are some people out there who've played this! Otherwise, I shall explain below: Basically, the aim of the game is to simply come up with the funniest, dirtiest...or just the most ridiculous sentence! Each player is given a series of white cards, each with a random word or minor scenario. However, one player per round is "card czar", meaning they are in possession of a black card containing a sentence, often with a series of blank spaces. The other players must then put forward one or more white cards. The number of white cards to be submitted depends on how many the black card is demanding. For instance, if the s…

DUN DUN D D D DUN DUN! Hello and welcome to Coasters under the Hammer, A Brand new TV Show that aims to bring the same format of hit daytime television show, Homes under the Hammer. You are the music editor, responsible of the music during the show. You need to pick the best music for the given scenario. What scenario you ask? That will be given too you by the above poster. How does it work? Heres an example: (Go to 3:00 to about 7:50) http://uktvplay.uktv.co.uk/shows/dave-gormans-modern-life-is-goodish/watch-online/?video=4445011445001 The sound designer always knows what song to pick relating to a w…

For the love of god start a band and make this your debut album cover. Please

Well this went quite well last year, closed season dullness is here so lets go again, shall we? Wave your hands in the air like you just don't care... ... it's time to be TPMs resident DJ! For a bit of fun, to share some music you love and maybe some things about yourself, take your turn behind the wheels of steel and spin the choooons of your choice for one week only. During your week you post a track a day under the following all new for 2015 categories: MELLOW MONDAY - Some thing you like to relax to. Ease the stress of the start of the week with something that helps you chill. CHEESY TUESDAY - Something you love, but maybe you shouldn't. We've all got a few. W…

OK I got a fun little competition. I have just loaded up Google and it anounced that it has 'Awsomed' some of my photos. This is the result. The More fitting question and the subject of this competition is What are Han and Myk saying? Answers below or on a postcard if you have one.

Who's your money on? Heard any tips? I'm still not decided...

In a different circumstance, say, you have brought £100 with in your bag to a local pet shop. There is a kitten standing on a box, with a label on it saying '£100'. You peer over and see a small puppy, priced at £100. Would you take home the puppy or the kitten, or would you save your £100 and buy a MacDonalds on the way home?All views and comments are welcome.

Going to try this on the forum it might not work out but it's fun only 3 words 3 2 1 GO GO GO: The Swarm is

If you could own a ride or make your own ride what would it be and what would you call it?! A fun little game to play which starts a good discussion I'll start I'd buy a Booster Maxx and call it Towering Inferno

This may seem like a pointless thread idea, considering we already have one for rating the above person's avatar...but here, you can be a little more descriptive, while also taking the mick if you want! Fire away!

Anyone here up for a TPM Fantasy Football league?

Since we have a thread for showing off your classy (or not so classy) desktop, I just thought it's necessary to also share your phone wallpapers! Shamelessly, this is mine : (You can screenshot your actual phone screen if you wish. As a Moto E user, I have no idea how to screenshot!)

The rule of this game (if you can call it that) is simple - just state your favourite of any category of your choice! There's no limit to the number of categories you include, but just don't go mental and post 50 categories! Anyway, as an example, here's my lineup: Theme Park: Busch Gardens Tampa Bay Coaster: SheiKra Country: Spain Band: Oasis Song: 'In The Heat Of The Moment' by Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds Movie: 'Guardians of the Galaxy' TV Show: Friends Book (by series): 'Gone' by Michael Grant UK city: Portsmouth Ice Cream (by brand): Ben and Jerry's Restaurant: Nando's Article(s) of Clothing: Hoodie/Sunglasses (you don't say) That should be enough! Your…