Flipper Posted May 19, 2014 Report Share Posted May 19, 2014 I really really wish people would stop arse-licking Colossus this year. Having ridden it myself with several people, and having been on it with a large group of non-enthusiasts the general report of it is that it is still uncomfortable. I rode it last weekend, and I'd go as far as saying it was the roughest I've ever experienced it. That aside though, it is easily going to be the first coaster to leave as it currently stands. Like I said, the amount of crack detection paint is concerning; you can see points along the inlines where the track is wearing thinner with wear and tear and flattening off; and the whole thing has been left to fall into an unappealing state! Sorry, it really riles me up. Because no park, and no coaster, should be in the state Colossus is in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olistjj Posted May 19, 2014 Report Share Posted May 19, 2014 I agree all the times I've been on it this year its been rough and I'm 6ft 2 so obviously there's less leg room anyways but it is extremely painful and cramped, particularly trying to climb over the restraints even when they're fully up is still hard Flipper 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flipper Posted May 19, 2014 Report Share Posted May 19, 2014 I agree all the times I've been on it this year its been rough and I'm 6ft 2 so obviously there's less leg room anyways but it is extremely painful and cramped, particularly trying to climb over the restraints even when they're fully up is still hard I'm 5ft 7 and without meaning to brag or anything, I'm just shy of 9 stone, and I struggle climbing across the back row of each car. Also, at 5ft 7 my head sits perfectly in the chunkiest bit of the bar; so Colossus to me is constant head banging except for the inlines - and they just kill my thighs. Although the other day I jolted really badly coming out of the loop which hurt like hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benin Posted May 19, 2014 Report Share Posted May 19, 2014 Solution for Colossus, get the new lap-bar trains... And repaint it, obviously... That really shouldn't have to be mentioned... It annoys me greatly how little care the rides in the UK seem to get once they've been opened... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adam_sparks1 Posted May 21, 2014 Report Share Posted May 21, 2014 I'm 6'5' and I still manage to squeez myself into the cars on Colossus... It kills me and I it crushes my balls but I love the ride... They need to get new bigger trains with more leg from and bigger lap bars. I'm not just saying it because of my height, my friends and family who are average size or even 5'6 find it hard to get on Colossus.. Need new trains BIGGER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidders Posted May 21, 2014 Report Share Posted May 21, 2014 I really really wish people would stop arse-licking Colossus this year. Having ridden it myself with several people, and having been on it with a large group of non-enthusiasts the general report of it is that it is still uncomfortable. I rode it last weekend, and I'd go as far as saying it was the roughest I've ever experienced it. That's nice. Looks like it's just you though. MarkC 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattyMoo Posted May 22, 2014 Report Share Posted May 22, 2014 Talking of when rides will go - said it before and I'll say it again, the vast expanse of wasted land that the SAW Alive queue takes up irks me greatly considering it's only operating for a few weeks every year now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flipper Posted May 22, 2014 Report Share Posted May 22, 2014 That's nice. Looks like it's just you though. Clearly it isn't... go stand at the exit for ten minutes and then tell me how many people of the general public come off without either claiming or showing distinctive signs of being in pain Cal 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricky Posted May 22, 2014 Report Share Posted May 22, 2014 Clearly it isn't... go stand at the exit for ten minutes and then tell me how many people of the general public come off without either claiming or showing distinctive signs of being in pain Worked on it for a year, very few people showed any such signs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benin Posted May 23, 2014 Report Share Posted May 23, 2014 The next question, how many people have to contort themselves out of the seats? Flipper 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pognoi Posted May 23, 2014 Report Share Posted May 23, 2014 To be honest I too agree that this years rides have been the roughest I've experienced. I never understood why people moaned when they went on it until I went on it with the JW group back in late march. I came off not wanting to ride it again that day, I couldn't walk straight for 20 paces and I had to keep shaking my head because I felt stunned. I always went on with people who are taller then me (cos I'm a midget 5'1) and they have come off saying it hurts their heads, but I didn't get it. This year was the first time my head was thrown about on the ride. Flipper 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flipper Posted May 23, 2014 Report Share Posted May 23, 2014 Worked on it for a year, very few people showed any such signs I could say the same for SAW, but again, its a ride that gets mixed reviews yet people seem fine getting off. It's as if it takes a minute to kick in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt 236 Posted May 23, 2014 Report Share Posted May 23, 2014 Colossus has definitely been running smoother recently compared to 06-11 where I found the ride to be pretty rough unless I sat at the front (something I did often in those days). Saw whilst tougher than it was in its opening year (a somewhat typical best of Merlin Gerst coasters) isn't too rough either. Whilst 'the jolt' is still there and some cars are slightly smoother than others, I don't find the ride too bad and nay even argue that this ride is also a tad smoother than it was. Tbh unless something terrible or major happens (which I certainly hope doesn't), I strongly doubt we'll see any of the coasters removed from the park (including the fish) for at least 15 years. In terns of flats though, I would say we'll be seeing some leave much sooner unless their reliabilities and workings improve in the near future and could predict the following removal dates. Slammer 2015-2018 Samurai 2016-2019 Vortex 2020-2021 Zodiac 2022 These are just open guesses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cal Posted May 23, 2014 Report Share Posted May 23, 2014 My predictions - Slammer - 2016 Samurai and Vortex - 2020 Colossus - 2025 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flipper Posted May 24, 2014 Report Share Posted May 24, 2014 At this rate I'll be amazed if Samurai lasts as long as you're predicting to be honest with its record lately Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pognoi Posted May 24, 2014 Report Share Posted May 24, 2014 Slammer is on it's last chance apparently. I hope it works long enough for me to be able to ride it atleast once! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whatever Posted August 11, 2014 Report Share Posted August 11, 2014 I dont think any rides will go in the foreseeable future-unless there is some major casualty on one of them. They can imrove the rides drastically though. I agree that Colossus needs smoothening up and needs a repaint and/or retheme. If they were to repaint the tracks though, would they still be that light green, I think orange would be pretty cool. Rush's sound put me off going on it until last Saturday (yes, I know) so maybe they could quieten it down idk. People were talking about a SAW retheme, but I think it is relly cool being based around a horror movie I haven't even seen. Plus, as long as TP have a partnerhip with Lionsgate, they would not retheme it. I would like to see Samaurai and Slammer have a retheme, as neither of them have a particular theme of Canada Creak/Lost city. Also, some of you were saying about the family rides going. I don't think that would happen now as they are now targeting families. So, no I dont think any rides are going quite yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paige Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 Rush's sound put me off going on it until last Saturday (yes, I know) so maybe they could quieten it down idk. The sound of Rush's hydraulics is one of the most glorious sounds ever and is abosolutely nothing to worry about! That's the same as saying the sound of a car ascending Colossus' lift hill has put you off of going on that in the sense that it's just a part of the ride working and I doubt that it can be helped anyway! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerfuffle Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 The sound of Rush's hydraulics is one of the most glorious sounds ever! Have you not heard Vampire's lifthill or Nemesis' roar lately? paige, Matt 236 and Olistjj 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Project LC Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 Rush uses pneumatics not hydraulics and it is pretty much a noise isolated to rush as skyhawk is almost silent. If you think Nemesis has a roar you need to hear mantis. That ride can be heard from miles away. Another great sound is stealth launching with no one on it or when it enters the brake fins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whatever Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 I like the sound of Loggers leap going up the lift hill. Clink, clink, clink! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Project LC Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 I think we need an entire website dedicated to sounds of rides we like. J.S217, Matt 236 and Kerfuffle 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.S217 Posted August 27, 2014 Report Share Posted August 27, 2014 The sound of Rush's hydraulics is one of the most glorious sounds ever and is abosolutely nothing to worry about! That's the same as saying the sound of a car ascending Colossus' lift hill has put you off of going on that in the sense that it's just a part of the ride working and I doubt that it can be helped anyway! Hmm I smell major fangirling XD Besides I seriously hope the next ride to go is.... STORMSURGE....talking about sounds how about the faint roar of Inferno gradually disappearing in the tunnel and the Colossus anti rollback. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Posted August 27, 2014 Report Share Posted August 27, 2014 We do have a topic for it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh3103 Posted November 5, 2016 Report Share Posted November 5, 2016 Quantam-2020 Vortex-2022 Zodiac-2019 Rush-2030 Colossus-2031 X-2022 Tidal Wave-2040 Flying Fish-2023 Depth Charge-2024 Storm Surge-2040 Stealth-2055 Teacups-2031 Slammer-2018 Samurai-2017 Swarm-2060 DBGT-2035 Mr Monkey Banana Ride-2020 Nemesis inferno- 2035 Detonator-2032 Dodgems-2025 Rumba Rapids-2021 SAW-2055 Loggers Leap-2017 Rocky Express-2022 Â Â Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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