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A brilliant game for the closed season! Hopefully there are some people out there who've played this! Otherwise, I shall explain below: Basically, the aim of the game is to simply come up with the funniest, dirtiest...or just the most ridiculous sentence! Each player is given a series of white cards, each with a random word or minor scenario. However, one player per round is "card czar", meaning they are in possession of a black card containing a sentence, often with a series of blank spaces. The other players must then put forward one or more white cards. The number of white cards to be submitted depends on how many the black card is demanding. For instance, if the s…

Closed Season seems to have dragged on for a bit too long this season (and I have a bit too much spare time on my hands this afternoon), leading to fanboys, enthusiasts and anyone who visits these humble forums in general over-analysing black and white drawings of a square posted by Thorpe. But lo! A saviour has cometh! Meet Tucker: Tucker is here to save our closed season, and reveal the new thing for 2015. But what is it? Tucker likes to pull funny faces, so people won't ask what this NEW FOR 2015 thing is: He gets particularly pouty when people keep bugging him about it: So he escapes to Alton Towers occasionally, and gets corrected...…

Boiled? Fried? Scrambled? Poached? or any other ways ? :Dpersonally I hate eggs

It's the most wonderful time of the year - it's the Thorpe Park Mania Awards! Once again, we are using SurveyMonkey to collect the results. If you've never used it before, don't worry - it's dead easy! We've condensed things down a bit this year, to spice up the competition... PARK AWARDS: -Best UK Park -Best UK Coaster -Best UK Flat Ride -Best UK Water Ride -Best UK Dark Ride -Worst UK Ride -Best International Park -Best International Coaster -Best New-for-2018 Attraction (can be in the UK) -Most Disappointing Merlin Moment 2018 -Best Looking Attraction for 2019 -B…

Well I only found out the otherday that bovril is in fact a drink and not a spread - but hell, ive been spreading it on ma' toast and crumpets and pittas for years. I like the real BEEEF!Or maybe Marmite is your favourite? love it or hate it, marmite is the yeast extract well all know. Cast your votes.

This week is going to be similar to the old style Challenge. A simple, enter your pic, everyone votes etc.Next week we promise to have another exciting one, our creative brains need a rest! :(So for this weeks challenge you have to enter a picture you've taken of your favourite water ride for what ever reason.The usual any pictures must be your own etc etcAny other questions, feel free to ask :(Voting will begin at the usual time ( Friday Evening)Good Luck

Would you rather SPEND A DAY, eating nothing but Macdonalds or nothing but Pizza Hit?

Thanks for all of your responses, the results are in! PARK AWARDS Best UK Park 1st – Alton Towers 2nd – Thorpe Park 3rd – Blackpool Pleasure Beach Best International Park 1st – Europa Park 2nd – Disneyland California 3rd – Universal Orlando Resort Best UK Coaster 1st – Nemesis 2nd – Stealth 3rd – Swarm Best International Coaster 1st – Helix 2nd – Shambhala 3rd – The Incredible Hulk, Revenge of the Mummy, and Wodan Best UK Flat Ride 1st – Slammer 2nd – Rush 3rd – Samurai Best UK Water Ride 1st – Valhalla 2nd – Tidal Wave 3rd – Loggers Leap Best UK Dark Ride 1st – Hex 2nd – Valhalla 3rd – Nemesi…

This may seem like a pointless thread idea, considering we already have one for rating the above person's avatar...but here, you can be a little more descriptive, while also taking the mick if you want! Fire away!

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What with Oblivion's new Fanta rape of sponsorship, me and Mark9 have decided it's time to think about what other ways some of the UK's greatest rides can be transformed to become a brand new cash cow...First up... Nemesis - Sponsored by Wickes!Choose my new bathroom tiles AND ride the UK's best rollercoaster? Yes please!Please go on...

Well yeah, it all speaks for itself really, do you think that it's right to kiss somebody on a first date?I for one actually have wanted to do it so many times! Lol.I don't think I have as of yet though! I'm a good boy ;)Hehe, what do yous all think?!

Well that's it, after a month of intense drip-feed voting and shameless promotion, the results of the TPM Park & Forum Awards 2012 are in! Some very interesting developments since last year after the 2012 coaster season saw a massive onslaught of excellent, world-class rides, one of which some may agree sits in our very own home park! Please remember, particularly with the Forum Awards, that this is meant to be a bit of fun. Please don't take them too seriously y'all! RIGHT. Here we go. A bit of a change in that last year I only posted the Top 3 for each category. I'm doing that again this year but for the Park Awards I will be adding the cumulative total of votes e…

Here's how to Play 1. The first poster will ask a question which prompts the next poster to choose one of the two items. 2. Post your choice in bold. 3. Once you have posted your choice, skip a line and post the next question. 4. Let's keep it Christmas related! If you want, you can add a photo of your choice, or add a photo of your options. Be Creative! So here goes: Making Snowmen OR Making Snow Angels?

Okay, so in the absence of previous years' forum compère, Holly, I've taken over hosting the TPM Annual Awards for 2011. The proceedings will be similar to last year, and after having spoken to a number of forum members about potential changes in order to make the awards both more enjoyable and more efficient, there's a few changes here and there.The Park AwardsFirst round comprises of the Park Awards. The Park with the most votes in each category wins. Below are the selected categories: Best UK Park Best International Park Best UK Coaster Best International Coaster Most Reliable UK Ride/Coaster Most Uncomfortable Ride* Best Inversion** Best-Landscaped Park* Cleanest Par…

This weeks Challenge is to create a ride or park advert with any of the following pictures.The advert can be for a "new" ride, the existing ride or a new/ actual park.As always, got a question, ask it

The results are, and the votes have been counted and verified. Due to some technical issues and Tommy's laptop dying, I'm posting the results on his behalf. And so... Park Awards Best UK Park: 1st - Alton Towers (21) 2nd - Thorpe Park (15) 3rd - Chessington (3) Best UK Coaster: 1st - Nemesis (12) 2nd - The Swarm, The Smiler (7) 3rd - TStealth (5) Best Flat: 1st - Slammer (16) 2nd - Rush (7) 3rd - Detonator, Samurai (3) Best Water Ride: 1st - Valhalla (12) 2nd - Loggers Leap (8) 3rd - Tidal Wave (4) Best Dark Ride: 1st - Hex (24) 2nd - Valhalla (3) 3rd - Bubbleworks, Tomb Blaster (2) Best UK Themed Experience: 1st - Hex (8) 2nd - I'm a Celebrity (4) 3rd - London …

I question that has me hooked. I'd say World's End because the special effects as well as the acting was so cool

Okay, here is this week's Quiz. Everyone is welcome to enter and the closing date is Sunday. Same rules apply. 1) What is the maximum height Slammer reaches? [2]2) Which ride has the lowest maximum capacity per hour? [2]3) Who is the manufacturer of Detonator? [1]4) How long is the ride duration of Loggers Leap? [3]5) What is the maximum angle (in degrees, of course) that Rush can reach before E-stopping? [5] Points will be awarding for close answers.For ease, here are the current point scores (maximum is 11):noob230: 8Todge: 6Dummiguy: 4Good luck everyone!

Right well, The Challenges are back after a 2 week break :PAs is quite clearly said above, please don't vote in the poll. I have trouble editing in the full editor to create a poll when needed, hopefully by doing this I'll be able to change the question etc when voting is set to begin :PAnyway, this weeks challenge is... "To enter a picture you've taken of the worst/ most unusual weather you've experienced on a day out"Good Luck, Voting will open at the same time as before the break.

It's come to that time of year again - it's the Thorpe Park Mania Awards! Once again, we are using SurveyMonkey to collect the results. If you've never used it before, don't worry - it's dead easy! There's been two new awards added (and none spited!) - Best UK Scare Attraction, and Friendliest Member. The full list... PARK AWARDS: -Best UK Park -Best UK Coaster -Best UK Flat Ride -Best UK Water Ride -Best UK Dark Ride -Best UK Scare Attraction -Best UK Themed Experience -Worst UK Ride -Best International Park -Best International Coaster -Best New-for-2017 Attraction (can be…

Which do you prefer I love my coffee and can't get enough of the stuff. Tea just doesn't cut it for me.

Three weeks ago today I asked you all to vote for your favourite parks, coaster, rides, members, members moderators etc., and now the results are in, with some very interesting results!This year I'll post the nominee who finished 1st, 2nd and 3rd in each category. In categories where less than three nominees appear, there were less than three separate nominees:The Park Awards: Best UK Park:Alton Towers Thorpe Park Chessington Best International Park: ​Europa-Park, Germany Universal's Islands of Adventure, USA Disney's Magic Kingdom, USA Best UK Coaster:Nemesis, Alton Towers Stealth, Thorpe Park AIR, Alton Towers Best International Coaster:Katun, Mirabilandia Bizzaro, Six…

Got a weird and wonderful fact? Then post it here!Heres one to start things,The fizzing from sherbet is actually pain.