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Hi Everyone, For those of you who don't know the incredibly talented Nick Hutson has been working on developing his renowned track, Theme Park Fan, into a full blown musical! The musical has been created with contributions from notable UK enthusiasts, including myself. John Wardley is also involved 😉 We are also raising money for the charity CALM (Campaign Against Living Miserably), you can donate here if you wish. Finally, we have teamed up with AromaPrime Scents to create an original scent that compliments the show. It'll be premiering on Saturday 6th February 2021 on YouTube, so do check it out!

It's the most wonderful time of the year - it's the Thorpe Park Mania Awards! As ever, we are using SurveyMonkey to collect the results. If you've never used it before, don't worry - it's dead easy! We've condensed things down a bit this year, to spice up the competition... PARK AWARDS: -Best UK Park -Best UK Coaster -Best UK Flat Ride -Best UK Water Ride -Best UK Dark Ride -Worst UK Ride -Best International Park -Best International Coaster -Best New-for-2019 Attraction (can be in the UK) -Most Disappointing Merlin Moment 2019 -Best Looking Attraction for 2020 -Best…

The votes have been counted and verified. Thanks to everyone who voted. Now time for the results... PARK AWARDS Best UK Park 1. Alton Towers (9) 2. Paultons Park (4) 3. Blackpool Pleasure Beach (3) Best UK Coaster 1. Nemesis (6) 2. Wicker Man (4) 3. Nemesis Inferno (3) Best UK Flat 1. Rush (5) 2. Detonator (4) 3. Rameses Revenge (3) Best Water Ride 1. Valhalla (7) No other rides received more than 1 vote Best Dark Ride 1. Hex (6) 2. Haunted House Monster Party (2) 3. Duel (2) Worst UK Ride 1. Derren Brown's Ghost Train: Ri…

*care who knowsFacepalm.Either way.

It's not really a game but a discussion and I didn't know what section of Thorpe Park section, I could create this topic. The 'game' is simple: Imagine Thorpe Park is empty and no coasters or rides are built and you're given permission to build whatever you like within reason 1. No 500.ft + coasters as the planes don't fly over Thorpe Park but take an alternate route 2. The weather isn't as bad as it is most days. 3. All land that's in-filled is set and stable 4. Normal tech issues like Slammer's reliability no longer exist due to improved versions *I haven't figured out all the rules, so we can see how we get along. - 1. B&M, multi-inversion, floorless coas…

PLANET SNOOPY Dr Archibald VR Ride as Peanuts Haunted House (both like traditional ghost trains) Waveswinger as Charlie Brown's Wind Up Flying Machines as Flying Ace Flying Balloons as Flying Ace Balloon Race Christmas Tree Ride as The Great Pumpkin Ride Penguin Party Dodgems as Joe Cool's Driving School The Yeti as Linus Launcher Racing Coaster as Lucy's Crabbie Cabbies Reindeer Ride as Peanuts Road Rally Santa's Workshop as Peanuts Turnpike Sleigh Ride as Snoopy Vs Red Baron The Snowman Coaster as Snoopy's Junction Santa's Flying Sleigh as Woodstock Express Chilly Willy as Woodstock Whirlybirds Cars 500 as Peanuts 500 Little Ben as Kite E…

It's closed season. There is an old app that is still popular on many devices Clash of Clans I suggest in this closed season us people here should form together and create our own clan and take over their world mwhahahaha Use this thread to discuss tactics/ help needed Probably won't be popular but I personally think it'll be a laugh...

What 2 themes would you like to see try next? These CAN'T be similar to the ones they currently have. I'm doing a case study on the future of thorpe and would like to know what themes you guys want to see next.

Ding dong, ding dong, a new game has been waited for too long In each ride, there has to be an entrance otherwise they cannot run it. But if you assign too many entrances to a single ride, the ride will not work anymore. So make sure you assign the entrances correctly, as so Hyperia ST 2 (main entrance and golden goddess entrance) Stealth ST 1 (it is a wheel only) Saw ST 0 (if you go in you will be got so it can't be an entrance) Once all rides have been added, the game will be over if the number of entrances equals the number of dings coming to dong in the next few years. The rules are nobod…

Mine goes like this: Wake up kinda early, go into my parents room, open the smaller presents usually found in a Red Christmas stocking (From Chessie, of course) when my sister wakes up then we go downstairs and open the rest. After that my Dad's side of the family either comes round ours, or we go round my aunts or nans (it rotates). That's it really. (Bare in mind I'm not out of hel- sorry, secondary school yet)

Everyone loves some good quotations! Someone posts a quotation (from anywhere) and the others just try to guess who and where the quotation comes from! EXAMPLE: "I gotta stop taking my baths during Peter shenanigans!" Correct answer: Cleveland - Family Guy Whoever guesses correctly goes next! (after confirmation). Right. Without further ado, let's begin! ("...and here...we...GO!" < bonus points for guessing this one ) "Almost there! Remember - you're looking for a gun that makes holes! Not bullet holes! But...well, you'll figure it out! Really do hold on this time!"

Wishing all a merry Christmas.

Hi everyone, Every so often in Chat, we will be playing the weakest link. Tonight is a trial run to see how it works and what needs tweaking. All thought on the spot in literally a split second. By entering the chat room you will need to state that you are playing to compete in that week's round. You can bank if you say bank within the first 5 seconds of the question being posted. Each round the time you have to answer the question will be reduced. All questions will be posted in the chat room and will be directed towards a member to answer The person you think is the weakest link you will private chat me who you think should be eliminated for that round you can gu…

Lets make a nice collection of Gifs, so in that troublesome need when all you can do is post an animated picture, you only have to look here! I'll start.

To celebrate the launch of Angry Birds land at THORPE PARK RESORT lets have a sporadic, unofficial, awarded by anyone, TPM Angry Bird Award! To celebrate those amusingly angry posts. In a surprising turn of events the inaugural winner is not Holly... Congratulations Steven Vig. For services to rage and unwarranted aggressive rudeness, you are todays Angry Bird. Feel free to award your own...

It's time for... TPM'S FAVOURITE DICTATOR! Who is the worst of the worst? Is it... ADOLF HITLER Leader of Nazi Germany, thought to be one of the most evil men to of ever lived. JOSEPH STALIN Pretended to be Communist in order to impose an Authoritarian Dictatorship on the people of Russia. KIM JONG UN He's an enthusiast, just like you. ROBERT MUGABE Election rigging, torture loving BASTARD. Overseer of massive inflation and rapidly depleting health conditions in Zimbabwe. SADDAM HUSSEIN Oversaw a war with Iran and the invasion of Kuwait, possessed weapons of mass destruction and tried to commit genocide of the Kurds. …

Would you rather drizzle your saliva over a tasty beef burger or slobber your chops over a cheesy, meaty pizza slice?The choice is yours

Hey everyone, I just thought I would post this as I am obsessed with Lush.How do you guys feel about Lush, do you like it, do you not mind it, or do you think its some hippy vegan soap? Post here...

Come on, I bet you've got some diamonds you've achieved whilst trying to queue bust...Mine is Griffins with 203pph - anyone bettered this?

I couldn't find a topic anywhere for this surprisingly, so I decided to make one. The Simpsons is a long established cartoon television show that's been around now for over 25 years and in its time has been very popular. However today, one of the show's long running voice actors Harry Shearer has apparently decided to quit the show, following some disputes including wanting to do other work. Some of you may not know who he is, but has voiced a big chunk of some of the show's primary & secondary characters including Mr a Burns, Smithers, Principle Skinner, Kent Brockman, Ned Flanders & Reverend love joy. Source-BBC news If he's gone for good that's potentia…

DUN DUN D D D DUN DUN! Hello and welcome to Coasters under the Hammer, A Brand new TV Show that aims to bring the same format of hit daytime television show, Homes under the Hammer. You are the music editor, responsible of the music during the show. You need to pick the best music for the given scenario. What scenario you ask? That will be given too you by the above poster. How does it work? Heres an example: (Go to 3:00 to about 7:50) http://uktvplay.uktv.co.uk/shows/dave-gormans-modern-life-is-goodish/watch-online/?video=4445011445001 The sound designer always knows what song to pick relating to a w…

Hi There! Well, lets give all the Admins, Moderators and the weird Meet Organiser a challenge! The game is simple! Members have to write out the numbers 1 to 100 without a Mod Team writing the number 0. Each member can post one number at a time and can't double post! For Example: Member 1: 1 Member 2: 2 Member 3: 3 Moderator: 0 Now the game would restart! Let's give this a go... 1

Got any stories about yourself which are particularly spooky? How about paranormal experiences you/friends/relatives have had? It's nearing Halloween and rather then plodding along to a scare attraction we should just scare each other here! (If we can .-. ) I go camping regularly, its just a cheap way of being able to go out with friends that don't necessarily go to college with me every so often. The main stories we tell each other are repeated pretty much annually, and are either: Click Click Slide Inside out Small squares Pins and needles Of course a couple others are thrown in but these ones our are favourites. I got some 12 year old's crying to small squares once…

I make this topic as something embarrassingly funny happened to me today and I don't think it fits in confessions. What's the most embarrassing thing that's happened to you, or someone else, in your life? Mine has to be my ringtone going off in History today. Loudly. My ringtone is the Vampire theme song. ? I managed to play it off by saying "that's not my ringtone" and "I have no idea what that was" thankfully it stopped after the first two notes and someone inadvertadly got me out of it by saying "it was probably just a game, like 'count Dracula has given you free something or other" and then my teacher says "or your phone just makes c…