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As one nonsense game ends, another emerges from the ashes! Let me introduce to you: The World Cup of Fright Nights Designed to see what the all-time favourite Fright Nights attraction is, this is a straight-up knock-out tournament featuring all 21 mazes, all 3 official scare zones, 2 shows, a couple of my favourite sets of roaming actors...and a couple of other variations to pad the numbers up to 32! How does it work? -Very easily! A tournament bracket has been set up (see below), which randomly assigned a number to all attractions, and paired them 1-32, 2-31, etc etc. These were then put into an order to decide how the tournament will progre…

A random topic. For random things.I'm off to France tommorow for....well not sure how long, so I shall see you all next weekish. Blah.Edit: Pah going Monday now

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Saw this floating about on another forum - basically, somebody say somthing like:Boxers or Breifs.and then the next post would say what they preferred, in this case my prefference is Box0rs. Then underneath they ask another two... get it?So here it goes -Sony Erricson or Nokia.

Ding dong, ding dong, a new game has been waited for too long In each ride, there has to be an entrance otherwise they cannot run it. But if you assign too many entrances to a single ride, the ride will not work anymore. So make sure you assign the entrances correctly, as so Hyperia ST 2 (main entrance and golden goddess entrance) Stealth ST 1 (it is a wheel only) Saw ST 0 (if you go in you will be got so it can't be an entrance) Once all rides have been added, the game will be over if the number of entrances equals the number of dings coming to dong in the next few years. The rules are nobod…

Hmm, anyone got any jokes or anything post them here just ones you've heard or something.. I would post some, but I don't think they're too suitable, have a link to them anyway and if you dare, quote some http://www.b3ta.com/questions/sickjokes/Make us laugh!

pump, pump the jam, pump it up, parm, parm the pap, parm it up ohwa, I've loved to say, get your cooly on the track, and then, make my daaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

haar, haar, harmonica, haar haar, haar, haaar, haarmonica, haarmonica, he says some kind of play me a memory, I'm not really sure how it goes, but it's sad and it's sweet and I knew it complete, when I wore a H golden uniform A

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I've been messing with ChatGPT using it to come up with fictional stories. Here's one based around Theme Park Worldwide; Shawn and Charlotte from Theme Park Worldwide were beyond excited to visit Alton Towers Resort for the first time. They hopped out of their car and immediately started filming their adventure. "Hey everyone, it's Shawn and Charlotte from Theme Park Worldwide and we're here at Alton Towers Resort!" Shawn shouted into the camera. "We've been waiting for this day for so long," Charlotte added. The pair couldn't wait to start their day of rides and …

Here's a short drabble I did about the 2007 revamp of X:/ No Way Out. Enjoy! Abraxas. You have been chosen. The green, Martian-akin entity heard the sound of a voice like heaven, beckoning his name. His yellow eyes flared, pointed upwards. "Hm? Chosen? For what?" Your infection of the Thorpe Park Power Supply was a success. We are recruiting you. "Really. You're recruiting me, huh? Again, for what?" You have been chosen to join the Swarm. A swarm of aliens who WILL destroy Earth. "Sorry, but I work alone. Though, now you've got me interested. How, exactly, will they destroy Earth?" Thru the use of hypersonic frequencies and fine-tuned lasers. Our…

I'll be making my television debut and appearing on classic quiz show Countdown! My debut is this Friday (Oct 28th), airing at 2.10pm on Channel 4, and of course available on catch up after. There'll also be a bit of geeky chatter and roller coaster puns, because of course they run with me being a roller coaster enthusiast and turned it into my entire personality (not far wrong tbf). Would be lovely if anyone gave my episodes a watch!

Resurrected game from years back provide a small snippet of an attraction photo aim of the game guess the ride past present / future allowed 1st one to get you started, the 1st right answer posts the next picture

Hi Everyone, For those of you who don't know the incredibly talented Nick Hutson has been working on developing his renowned track, Theme Park Fan, into a full blown musical! The musical has been created with contributions from notable UK enthusiasts, including myself. John Wardley is also involved 😉 We are also raising money for the charity CALM (Campaign Against Living Miserably), you can donate here if you wish. Finally, we have teamed up with AromaPrime Scents to create an original scent that compliments the show. It'll be premiering on Saturday 6th February 2021 on YouTube, so do check it out!

Basically same as the normal ride game but for ex attractions, I've obviously missed some so feel free to add them in Trappers Trail (5) Dino Bumper Boats(5) Mrs hippos fungle safari/ drive in the country (5) Chief rangers Carousel (5) Magic Mill/ tropical travels (5) Wicked witches Haunt/ Phantom Phantasia (5) Dare Devil Drivers (5) Viking Rowers (5) Bronko Bikes (5) Canada Creek Railway(5) Treasure Island train)5) Loggers Leap(5) Galgary stampede(5) Hudson river Rafters (5) Eclipse (5) Crazy golf(5) Farm (5) water buses (5) The Farm (5) Roller Rink (5) Space sta…

Please don't kill me but.... Time for the annual, hated, despised, detested and loathed Thorpe Park Rides and Attractions Game! As annoying as this now is it wouldn't be the same going through a closed season without this game! As ever, very simple rules: Each ride starts a round with 5 points Must give a ride +1 and -1 every go Before having a second turn must what three turns (other replies) Once a ride hits 0 it is removed and points reset to 5 for every ride I have not included Walking Dead, Jungle Escape and DBGT as they did not open this year. Will we have the same ride as the last…

In case you've missed it, Thorpe Park have released a string of high quality "memes" over this past winter. But can you tell the difference between a Thorpe Park meme and an ironically created mock meme? Let's find out... 1) 2) 3) 4) So which ones are genuine, Thorpe Park memes, and which ones aren't?

Guess you thought it wasn't going to happen this closed season! Well think again. As annoying as this now is it wouldn't be the same going through a closed season without this game! Plus with the forum being so quiet Atm this might bring some activity! As ever, very simple rules: Each ride starts a round with 5 points Must give a ride +1 and -1 every go Before having a second turn must what three turns (other replies) Once a ride hits 0 it is removed and points reset to 5 for every ride Will Nemesis Inferno be victorious again this year? Let the game commence! Amity Beach (5) Angry Birds 4D Exp…

The votes have been counted and verified. Thanks to everyone who voted. Now time for the results... PARK AWARDS Best UK Park 1. Alton Towers (9) 2. Paultons Park (4) 3. Blackpool Pleasure Beach (3) Best UK Coaster 1. Nemesis (6) 2. Wicker Man (4) 3. Nemesis Inferno (3) Best UK Flat 1. Rush (5) 2. Detonator (4) 3. Rameses Revenge (3) Best Water Ride 1. Valhalla (7) No other rides received more than 1 vote Best Dark Ride 1. Hex (6) 2. Haunted House Monster Party (2) 3. Duel (2) Worst UK Ride 1. Derren Brown's Ghost Train: Ri…

It's the most wonderful time of the year - it's the Thorpe Park Mania Awards! As ever, we are using SurveyMonkey to collect the results. If you've never used it before, don't worry - it's dead easy! We've condensed things down a bit this year, to spice up the competition... PARK AWARDS: -Best UK Park -Best UK Coaster -Best UK Flat Ride -Best UK Water Ride -Best UK Dark Ride -Worst UK Ride -Best International Park -Best International Coaster -Best New-for-2019 Attraction (can be in the UK) -Most Disappointing Merlin Moment 2019 -Best Looking Attraction for 2020 -Best…

PLANET SNOOPY Dr Archibald VR Ride as Peanuts Haunted House (both like traditional ghost trains) Waveswinger as Charlie Brown's Wind Up Flying Machines as Flying Ace Flying Balloons as Flying Ace Balloon Race Christmas Tree Ride as The Great Pumpkin Ride Penguin Party Dodgems as Joe Cool's Driving School The Yeti as Linus Launcher Racing Coaster as Lucy's Crabbie Cabbies Reindeer Ride as Peanuts Road Rally Santa's Workshop as Peanuts Turnpike Sleigh Ride as Snoopy Vs Red Baron The Snowman Coaster as Snoopy's Junction Santa's Flying Sleigh as Woodstock Express Chilly Willy as Woodstock Whirlybirds Cars 500 as Peanuts 500 Little Ben as Kite E…

Well as annoying as this now is it wouldn't be the same going through a December without this game! Plus with the forum is so quiet ATM might bring some activity! As ever, very simple rules: Each ride starts a round with 5 points Must give a ride +1 and -1 every go Before having a second turn must what three turns (other replies) Once a ride hits 0 it is removed and points reset to 5 for every ride Will Nemesis Inferno be victorious again this year? Let the game commence! Amity Beach (5) Angry Birds 4D Experience (5) Colossus (5) Depth Charge (5) Derren Brown's Ghost Train: Rise of the Demon (4…

It's official - 2018 was the tightest year yet! Some spectacularly close fought contests were had, and there's even a TPM first. But more on that later... For now, the winners... PARK AWARDS Best UK Park 1) Alton Towers (13) 2) Blackpool Pleasure Beach (6) 3) Thorpe Park (3) Best UK Coaster 1) Nemesis (7) 2) Icon (4) 3) Stealth (3) Best UK Flat 1) Rush (8) 2) Detonator (5) 3) Samurai (4) Best UK Water Ride 1) Valhalla (12) 2) Tidal Wave (6) 3) Tiger Rock (3) Best UK Dark Ride 1) Hex (13) 2) Derren Brown's Ghost Train: Rise of the Demon (3)…

If you haven't already heard, this year's TPM Awards were the tightest yet, and two categories had a six way tie. The only way to decide who the real winners are is a fight to the dea-I mean, an orderly public vote. Vote for whoever you like. No one will be able to see who you have voted for, but you can see who has how many votes. Nominees - please don't vote for yourself! The vote closes this Thursday, at 23.59!