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Some of us have pretty renowned usernames. I don't like to biggit myself up but on every single forum I'm on, I'm toofpikk. And that is crap. So here, I want to hear why you called yourself what you did, and if you could, would you change it, and why? Called myself toofpikk after trying to upload my first RCT3 video to youtube but couldn't think of an original name. I was using a cocktail stick to pick at plaque on my teeth and I thought that toothpick would be cool, but purposefully misspelt it so I knew I could get the username. I was like 10 or something. If I could change it now I'd change my name to noodle or skittles. Noodle because my favourite mus…

Tell them what is good, what is bad, and then give them a rating out of 10. I did do a search to check this doesn't already exist, but if it does I'm sorry .

I couldn't find a topic anywhere for this surprisingly, so I decided to make one. The Simpsons is a long established cartoon television show that's been around now for over 25 years and in its time has been very popular. However today, one of the show's long running voice actors Harry Shearer has apparently decided to quit the show, following some disputes including wanting to do other work. Some of you may not know who he is, but has voiced a big chunk of some of the show's primary & secondary characters including Mr a Burns, Smithers, Principle Skinner, Kent Brockman, Ned Flanders & Reverend love joy. Source-BBC news If he's gone for good that's potentia…

We've all had, or heard of a cheeky nando's experience. Notoriously Londoner is the cheekiest of the cheeky when it comes to cheeky nandos, but others of us too have had cheeky nandos every once in a while. I once had a cheeky nandos, I went with a couple friends and we all sat round a half chicken. I ordered it with medium cheeky piri piri sauce on it and I asked for a cheeky extra hot flag in it. As I was given the chicken it grabbed my crotch and went 'oooooh cheeky'. Good chicken. Share your cheeky nandos experiences here!!

Lets make a nice collection of Gifs, so in that troublesome need when all you can do is post an animated picture, you only have to look here! I'll start.

Everyone loves some good quotations! Someone posts a quotation (from anywhere) and the others just try to guess who and where the quotation comes from! EXAMPLE: "I gotta stop taking my baths during Peter shenanigans!" Correct answer: Cleveland - Family Guy Whoever guesses correctly goes next! (after confirmation). Right. Without further ado, let's begin! ("...and here...we...GO!" < bonus points for guessing this one ) "Almost there! Remember - you're looking for a gun that makes holes! Not bullet holes! But...well, you'll figure it out! Really do hold on this time!"

After the distressing scenes witnessed in Pizza/Pasta at Thorpe Park over the size of their plates, I got thinking about my ideal food carrier. Would it be circular, square, deep, wide, metal, paper? There are just so many different varieties on offer and this is a place for you to post your ideal buffet plate. It's an absolute disgrace that Thorpe's plates are only small enough for 3 slices of pizza at a time, clearly someone in Merlin has never been to a high class pizza buffet restaurant such as Buzz Lightyear's Pizza Planet at Disneyland. I'll kick it off with a fairly basic plate, but feel free to be a bit more adventurous with your choices. Hopefully Thorpe Park…

Closed Season seems to have dragged on for a bit too long this season (and I have a bit too much spare time on my hands this afternoon), leading to fanboys, enthusiasts and anyone who visits these humble forums in general over-analysing black and white drawings of a square posted by Thorpe. But lo! A saviour has cometh! Meet Tucker: Tucker is here to save our closed season, and reveal the new thing for 2015. But what is it? Tucker likes to pull funny faces, so people won't ask what this NEW FOR 2015 thing is: He gets particularly pouty when people keep bugging him about it: So he escapes to Alton Towers occasionally, and gets corrected...…

Another excuse to share a bit of music I love and play a little game. I'll post a selection of videos which are clues to or associated with another track, you guess what that track is by posting a video of the one you think it is. Get it right and have a go yourself. Or I'll do another one if you can't be arsed. Does that make sense? There should only be one track that fits. So... ... go!

Post pictures of your favourite bromances, romances, any other ances here Let the battle for cutest couple commence. Just a bit of closed season fun, might get a poll up in a weeks time to vote after all the nominees are in

Listening to music lately, I've really come to notice how ridiculous, odd, and obvious some of the lyrics are. Post some of the stupidest, obvious and misheard music lyrics you've heard here, and let's just see how odd the world of song writing is I'll start: This is a song by Scooter, can't remember the song's name though: It's not a bird, it's not a plane. It must be Dave, who's on the train.

Thanks for all of your responses, the results are in! PARK AWARDS Best UK Park 1st – Alton Towers 2nd – Thorpe Park 3rd – Blackpool Pleasure Beach Best International Park 1st – Europa Park 2nd – Disneyland California 3rd – Universal Orlando Resort Best UK Coaster 1st – Nemesis 2nd – Stealth 3rd – Swarm Best International Coaster 1st – Helix 2nd – Shambhala 3rd – The Incredible Hulk, Revenge of the Mummy, and Wodan Best UK Flat Ride 1st – Slammer 2nd – Rush 3rd – Samurai Best UK Water Ride 1st – Valhalla 2nd – Tidal Wave 3rd – Loggers Leap Best UK Dark Ride 1st – Hex 2nd – Valhalla 3rd – Nemesi…

Let's try this again What is Mafia? The basic idea of Mafia is that out of all the people playing, there's a small group of Mafia trying to bring everyone else down. Everyone else is in the Town, otherwise called "villagers" or "innocents" or so forth. The Town's goal is to get rid of all the scum players. They do this by taking a majority vote each game Day for who they want to get rid of. The Mafia's goal is to outlast all of the Townies until they control the majority vote, at which time there's nothing the Town can do to stop the scum from completely taking over. They can do this by avoiding being voted out and killing players during the Night phases followin…

**AWARDS ARE NOW CLOSED, RESULTS TO BE RELEASED SOON** Another year another season, and that means another TPM forum awards! After the success of previous years, we will keep much the same format although we’ve gone high tech by using SurveyMonkey! Due to our new(ish) awards badges we will make sure people can treasure their awards forever and have them on display for everyone to see! These are the award categories PARK AWARDS • Best UK Park • Best International Park • Best UK Coaster • Best International Coaster • Best UK Flat Ride • Best UK Water Ride • Best UK Dark Ride • Best New Attraction for 2014 • Best Themed UK Exper…

It has got to that time of year again! Same as ever: +1 and -1 each turn you must wait three turns or 24hrs before your next go, whichever is the sooner ride removed on 0 and all others reset to 5 List is the rides that are advertised on the Thorpe Park Website to avoid over lengthy un-fun voting Will be interesting this year to see how the new attractions in Angry Birds Land, match up to the existing attractions and where Chief Rangers Carousel will be placed in it's last season! Will Slammer keep it's title from 2013 as the best ride at Thorpe Park? To start us off I will be doing: +1 Angry Birds 4D Experience -1 Storm In A Teacup (These cups serio…

It has got to that time of year again! Same as ever: +1 and -1 each turn you must wait three turns or 24hrs before your next go, whichever is the sooner ride removed on 0 and all others reset to 5 List is the rides that are advertised on the Chessington Website to avoid over lengthy un-fun voting Will be interesting this year to see how the retheme of the Runaway Train to the Scorpion Express will put it in the rankings! Will Rattlesnake keep it's title from 2013 as the best ride at Chessington? To start us off I will be doing: +1 Zufari: Ride into Africa! -1 Sea Dragons On your Marks, Get Set, Go!!! Black Buccaneer (5) Bubbleworks (5) Car…

It has got to that time of year again! Same as ever: +1 and -1 each turn you must wait three turns or 24hrs before your next go, whichever is the sooner ride removed on 0 and all others reset to 5 List is the rides that are advertised on the Alton Towers Website to avoid over lengthy un-fun voting Will be interesting this year with the new addition of Cbeebies Land & the removal of Submission from this year's line up! Will Nemesis keep it's Title of the 2013 Best Ride at Alton Towers? To start us off I will be doing: +1 Th13teen -1 Frog Hopper On your Marks, Get Set, Go!!! Air (5) Battle Galleons (5) CBebbies Land (5) Charlie & The …

It has got to that time of year again! First Year Legoland is getting this game as I think it deserves to take part But otherwise same as ever: +1 and -1 each turn you must wait three turns or 24hrs before your next go, whichever is the sooner ride removed on 0 and all others reset to 5 List is the rides that are advertised on the Legoland Website to avoid over lengthy un-fun voting Will be interesting this year to see how all these rides place! What will be the best ride this season? To start us off I will be doing: +1 Laser Raiders -1 Thunder Blazer On your Marks, Get Set, Go!!! Aero Nomad (5) Atlantis Submarine Voyage (5) Balloon Sch…

Wave your hands in the air like you just don't care... ... it's time to be TPMs resident DJ! For a bit of fun, to share some music you love and maybe some things about yourself, take your turn behind the wheels of steel and spin the choons of your choice for one week only. During your week you post a track a day under the following categories: MONDAY - the first record you ever bought (or downloaded if you are a child of the 00's). However embarrassing it may be. TUESDAY - your hottest record in the world right now. It better be good! WEDNESDAY - a guilty pleasure. Because everyone loves a bit of cheese. THURSDAY - anything goes. Something spe…

One for the music lovers! The idea is that one person inserts a line of lyrics to the chorus of a song and the other players have to try and guess which song (and band/singer) it is! However, before the answer can be revealed, at least 3 guesses need to be made and just like in 'Lie to Me', whoever guesses correctly can have their turn! Also, if the name of the song is included in the chorus, then this is censored with asterisks (*****), prior to the number of words in the song name. Right. Without further ado, I shall kick this off with a "fairly" easy one! "The more that you want it, the more that you need it, I know that you’ll be by my side. ** *** **** ** *** **…

The rule of this game (if you can call it that) is simple - just state your favourite of any category of your choice! There's no limit to the number of categories you include, but just don't go mental and post 50 categories! Anyway, as an example, here's my lineup: Theme Park: Busch Gardens Tampa Bay Coaster: SheiKra Country: Spain Band: Oasis Song: 'In The Heat Of The Moment' by Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds Movie: 'Guardians of the Galaxy' TV Show: Friends Book (by series): 'Gone' by Michael Grant UK city: Portsmouth Ice Cream (by brand): Ben and Jerry's Restaurant: Nando's Article(s) of Clothing: Hoodie/Sunglasses (you don't say) That should be enough! Your…

Got any stories about yourself which are particularly spooky? How about paranormal experiences you/friends/relatives have had? It's nearing Halloween and rather then plodding along to a scare attraction we should just scare each other here! (If we can .-. ) I go camping regularly, its just a cheap way of being able to go out with friends that don't necessarily go to college with me every so often. The main stories we tell each other are repeated pretty much annually, and are either: Click Click Slide Inside out Small squares Pins and needles Of course a couple others are thrown in but these ones our are favourites. I got some 12 year old's crying to small squares once…

It's time for... TPM'S FAVOURITE DICTATOR! Who is the worst of the worst? Is it... ADOLF HITLER Leader of Nazi Germany, thought to be one of the most evil men to of ever lived. JOSEPH STALIN Pretended to be Communist in order to impose an Authoritarian Dictatorship on the people of Russia. KIM JONG UN He's an enthusiast, just like you. ROBERT MUGABE Election rigging, torture loving BASTARD. Overseer of massive inflation and rapidly depleting health conditions in Zimbabwe. SADDAM HUSSEIN Oversaw a war with Iran and the invasion of Kuwait, possessed weapons of mass destruction and tried to commit genocide of the Kurds. …

Well...which are you? I'm left-handed, obviously So is my brother. My mum thinks it looks strange And no, something like writing with one hand and using your other hand for other tasks does not mean you're ambidextrous

Are You A Theme Park Nerd Or Just A Wannabe? The Rounds Theme Park Logo - Name what park each logo belongs to. Guess The Coaster - Name the roller coaster the picture is of. Roller Coaster Records - Name the ride or park that the record belongs to. Thorpe Park Mini Quiz - Questions based on Thorpe Park. Rules Sign up before 7pm on Wednesday 10th of September by posting below! Questions will be sent via PM every Wednesday starting on the 10th to contestants and once opened you will have one hour to complete and reply with answers. 1 point is allocated per correct answer. Deadline for weekly su…