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"You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension. A dimension of sound. A dimension of sight. A dimension of mind. You’re moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You've just crossed over into…The Twilight Zone. Tonight’s story on The Twilight Zone is somewhat unique and calls for a different kind of introduction. We invite you, if you dare, to sign up because in this episode you are the star. And this game travels directly to…The Twilight Zone." Hello friends. Improve The Smiler and The Dark Forest were moderate successes. I want to try something different and attempt a game of Mafia. Synopsis (stole…

If you could own a ride or make your own ride what would it be and what would you call it?! A fun little game to play which starts a good discussion I'll start I'd buy a Booster Maxx and call it Towering Inferno

Going to try this on the forum it might not work out but it's fun only 3 words 3 2 1 GO GO GO: The Swarm is

The rules of this game is someone says a word and you have to say a word relating to that and if someone else says the same word you are out! I shall start with the first word : Slammer

Hi Guys, I&#39;m currently trying to get a DJ set at a local festival but I am up against voting with bigger competition, if you can could you please go to facebook.com/thurrockfestival and vote 'Ben Mower' would mean a lot if you do and if I can perform there, been trying to get a slot for months now and its come to this! Thank you guys <3 - Ben

Happy 1st birthday Smiler! Let it be obvious from the start that this topic is in no way serious; the aim of the topic is simply to come up with fairly ridiculous ways to 'improve' The Smiler at the Alton Towers Resort; it follows the same rules as the sister thread How would you improve Dark Forest? This topic is 'photoshop' friendly so enjoy the example post: 'I would improve The Smiler with... JoshC.' This is supposed to be a bit of fun. Any useful points that contribute to actual discussion should be directed here in the actual Smiler topic. Edit: Turtle is offering a world beating prize for the best entry!

To celebrate the launch of Angry Birds land at THORPE PARK RESORT lets have a sporadic, unofficial, awarded by anyone, TPM Angry Bird Award! To celebrate those amusingly angry posts. In a surprising turn of events the inaugural winner is not Holly... Congratulations Steven Vig. For services to rage and unwarranted aggressive rudeness, you are todays Angry Bird. Feel free to award your own...

Wassup everyone, thought it would be pretty sweet to create a topic purely based on people's locations! It'l be pretty sweet for some people to realise just how close they are from others! I myself live in Newbury, which is around 20 minutes from Reading

It's not really a game but a discussion and I didn't know what section of Thorpe Park section, I could create this topic. The 'game' is simple: Imagine Thorpe Park is empty and no coasters or rides are built and you're given permission to build whatever you like within reason 1. No 500.ft + coasters as the planes don't fly over Thorpe Park but take an alternate route 2. The weather isn't as bad as it is most days. 3. All land that's in-filled is set and stable 4. Normal tech issues like Slammer's reliability no longer exist due to improved versions *I haven't figured out all the rules, so we can see how we get along. - 1. B&M, multi-inversion, floorless coas…

Inspired by James6's great competition of 2010 Welcome, one and all, to the challenge. In this game, you will be tested on your artistic side, and see how people respond to your fantasmical, splendilious ideas! Brief: You have been assigned a new job at merlin parks, who have recently over-ran other theme park buyers, and now own every theme-park in the UK. Your challenge, is to come up with a new theme/design/vibe of a significant rollercoaster, or space. Each challenge (if this one is successful) will give you 5 areas/rides to choose from, where you then either edit photos of the area, and leave a short description, leave a long description with no phot…

When organised chats take place a game/ quiz usually takes place: Here you will find the results of the running tally of correct answers/points that members have answered correctly, taking part in the game on an organised Chat night. The results here are for the answers from April 2014 to December 2014. Have you got what it takes to get to the top of all the categories. The quiz takes questions from the popular app Quiz-Up, If you would like another category to form, please suggest it to me in chat, PM or in this Topic and your wish is my command: Leaderboard Amusement Parks Quiz 1) J.S217 (15 Points) 2) LePaigeHalil (11 Points) 3) Mer & Mr. Fish (6 Points) 4) …

Who's your money on? Heard any tips? I'm still not decided...

Let's post some selfies!

Who is your favourite celebrity ?

I will start it off here is the picture:

The below site takes all the geo locaton info of photos on google and plots them on a map. You can see the hotspots of which rides are the most photogenic http://www.sightsmap.com/index.php?lt=51.403948&lg=-0.516665&z=15&w=8506&wlt=51.4&wlg=-0.52 Also, here's a link to Alton Towers too. http://www.sightsmap.com/index.php?lt=52.985142&lg=-1.895084&z=15&w=5980&wlt=52.98&wlg=-1.9

OK I got a fun little competition. I have just loaded up Google and it anounced that it has 'Awsomed' some of my photos. This is the result. The More fitting question and the subject of this competition is What are Han and Myk saying? Answers below or on a postcard if you have one.

Well thats gone quick hasn't it! The weather sucks, its dark already and the parks are closed.. that can only mean one thing... its time for the 2013 Thorpe Park Mania awards... and after getting accused of doing nothing round here I thought its time I better do something! After the success of last years we will keep much the same format for this years Awards, we are also working on a fancy new system which will make sure people can treasure their awards for ever in their profiles, for the member awards we will also give you some nice certificates! So here we go! The Park Awards: The first round 'comprises' of the Park Awards. The park with the most votes in each ca…

2013 is nearly done, stuff has happened. What were the best bits for you? Feel free to add any categories. Album of the year Vampire Weekend - Modern Vampires of the City. I can't still get enough of it, it is beautiful and perfect. Step and Ya Hey being my highlights. Song of the year Daft Punk - Get Lucky. Blurred Lines and Wake Me Up both tried to take over, but Daft Punk will always be the sound of this summer for me. Music Video of the year Blurred Lines What's not to like? Titties Film of the year The Worlds End, great way to finish the trilogy. Also enjoyed Oz the Great and Powerful. TV Show of the year The Wrong Mans. James Cordens comedy drama was a jo…

Same as ever: +1 and -1 each turn you must wait three turns or 24hrs before your next go, whichever is the sooner ride removed on 0 and all others reset to 5 I've removed things that are not rides to avoid self harming. Dragon's Fury (5) Vampire (5) Rattlesnake (5) Runaway Train (5) Dragon Falls (5) Bubbleworks (5) Black Buccaneer (5) Kobra (5) Monkey Swinger (5) Peeking Heights (5) Rameses Revenge (5) Tomb Blaster (5) Safari Skyway (5) Seastorm (5) Carousel (5) Flying Jumbos (5) Jungle Bouncers (5) Madagascar Show (5) Jungle Bus (5) Tuk Tuk Turmoil (5) Griffin's Galleon (5) Canopy Capers (5) Toadie's Crazy Cars (5) Hocus Pocus Hall (5) Tiny Truckers (5) Zufari (5)

Same as ever: +1 and -1 each turn you must wait three turns or 24hrs before your next go, whichever is the sooner ride removed on 0 and all others reset to 5 I've removed things that are not rides to avoid self harming. And go... Air (6) Battle Galleons (5) Charlie & The Chocolate Factory (5) Congo River Rapids (5) Driving School (5) Doodle Doo Derby (5) Duel (5) Enterprise (5) Frog Hopper (5) Galloper's Carousel (5) Heave Ho! (5) Hex - The Legend Of The Towers (5) Ice Age The 4D Experience (5) Marauders Mayhem (5) Nemesis (5) Nemesis Sub-Terra (5) Oblivion (5) Ripsaw (5) Rita (5) Riverbank Eye Spy (5) Runaway Mine Train (5) Twirling Toadstool (5) The Blade (…

OK then... Same as ever: +1 and -1 each turn you must wait three turns or 24hrs before your next go, whichever is the sooner ride removed on 0 and all others reset to 5 I've removed things that are not rides to avoid self harming. And go... Chief Rangers Carousel (5) Colossus (5) Depth Charge (5) Detonator (5) Flying Fish (5) Loggers Leap (5) Mr Monkeys Banana Ride (6) Nemesis Inferno (5) Quantum (5) Rocky Express (5) Rumba Rapids (5) Rush (5) Samurai (5) Saw: The Ride (5) Slammer (5) Stealth (5) Storm In A Teacup (5) Storm Surge (4) The Swarm (5) Tidal Wave (5) Vortex (5) Zodiac (5)

RestrIctIon Welcome to Restriction, a tricky yet fun forum game. The object of the game is to create normal everyday sentence (or in this case, theme park chatter) with certain restrictions on certain letters. This means, every member has limitations of what they can type using the letters they have available. Their will be 3 rounds, each round has a different restriction to cause different problems for each user making it more unique. Also, their is a variety of ways you can win each round and only one winner will be announced at the end of each round. Then shortly after, the new restriction will be announced How to win The game wil…

Welcome to the 83 game The 83 game is a simple and fun game, (also an interesting one). All you have to do is comment on what the number 83 resembles in your life, from your house door number to even the amount of pets you have (very unlucky). Nothing more to be said really, so get thinking how 83 has affected your life!