planenut Posted October 24, 2016 Report Share Posted October 24, 2016 At the risk of someone on here taking umbrage at having to glimpse real life and getting this topic locked - this woman, obviously well suited to the tabloid press, alleges she was humiliated and forced to parade in front of hundreds of park guests, because she could not be safely fitted into a harness on Colossus, having walked past the test seat to join the queue.............. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3863156/They-know-not-B-cup-Mother-one-banned-Thorpe-Park-ride-Colossus-36L-BREASTS.html#newcomment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Project LC Posted October 24, 2016 Report Share Posted October 24, 2016 At least a little more accurate than when LadBible reported on it which stated afterwards she went on rush where the same thing happened. I do like the way both articles make it sound like she walked passed the queue to get off and not use the exit. If she was truly humiliated she wouldn't have gone to the press. planenut 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeah Posted October 24, 2016 Report Share Posted October 24, 2016 Very sorry to hear about this. Would you prefer you went on it anyway and the restraint came undone instead? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian-S Posted October 24, 2016 Report Share Posted October 24, 2016 I'm surprised she didn't give herself black eyes the speed she ran to the press over this... Merry-go-girl 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whatever Posted October 24, 2016 Report Share Posted October 24, 2016 My mum had to be asked to get off of Colossus once, you don't see her running to the press. If she wants to go on it, come back and wear a sports bra or something. They do well in minimising chest size. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pluk Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 I did the walk of shame on samurai yesterday. Where's my compo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benin Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 To be fair, Colossus IS dreadfully designed restraint wise, and is unforgiving for a fair amount of guests... Still, she gets some fame out of this, some of the comments are creepy though... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian-S Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 It's a Daily Mail article, what did you expect from their readers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Han30 Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 Well if she couldn't fit on Rush because of her chest then all I'm saying is they must hang extremely low Plenty of people can't get on certain rides because of size restrictions and have to exit the ride (not walk through the queue line!) - she obviously wasn't that traumatised by the event because she went off to the press. Zappomatic, Ian-S and Mer 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark9 Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 36 minutes ago, Ian-S said: It's a Daily Mail article, what did you expect from their readers? They either expect her to go back to her own country (BRITAIN FOR THE BRITISH) or blame Bulgarians and Polish for overwhelming our borders. You decide. Mer and Ian-S 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benin Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 1 hour ago, Ian-S said: It's a Daily Mail article, what did you expect from their readers? Oh I only read the Mirror article and they were all hitting on her. Grim times... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
huzzellio Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 It's a Daily Mail article, what did you expect from their readers?"People who can't fit on theme park rides are immigrants and give you cancer"There you go Daily Mail, there's your next headline.Partaking in geekery since 1985 Ian-S 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian-S Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 On another forum I'm a member of the admin team got so fedup with them they used the swear filter to swap out "The Daily Mail" for "The Bile-filled Racist Bigots Paper". CharlieN 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian-S Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 3 hours ago, Han30 said: Well if she couldn't fit on Rush because dhest then all I'm saying is they must hang extremely low Sorry for tge double post but someone in the comments section noticed this and sugested all she needed do was unlick her bra and "push them out either side of the restraint"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Han30 Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 3 hours ago, Ian-S said: Sorry for tge double post but someone in the comments section noticed this and sugested all she needed do was unlick her bra and "push them out either side of the restraint"... UnLICK her bra?! lol! Well yeah - on Rush if your chest area is THAT big all I imagine you would need to do would be to whop them over the lap bar - could be an uncomfortable ride mind you Mer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian-S Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 I meant to type unclip but the tablet was playing silly buggers and wouldn't let me correct it, might take a while to unlick her bra if it was made of edible paper I'd imagine lol. Which one is Rush again? The giant swings? Doesn't that have lap bars? Han30 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshC. Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 This thread is the breast. Mer, Kerfuffle, Han30 and 4 others 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Han30 Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 9 minutes ago, Ian-S said: I meant to type unclip but the tablet was playing silly buggers and wouldn't let me correct it, might take a while to unlick her bra if it was made of edible paper I'd imagine lol. Which one is Rush again? The giant swings? Doesn't that have lap bars? Yes Rush is the giant swings with lap bars so she must have real problem with her boobies 8 minutes ago, BaronC. said: This thread is the breast. Ian-S 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark9 Posted October 26, 2016 Report Share Posted October 26, 2016 4 hours ago, BaronC. said: This thread is the breast. Should lock it before it goes tits up. Morgan.B, Ian-S, Benin and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt 236 Posted October 26, 2016 Report Share Posted October 26, 2016 I think these safety rules are all firm but fair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Relentless Posted October 26, 2016 Report Share Posted October 26, 2016 Thought I'd just implant myself into this thread. Morgan.B 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benin Posted October 26, 2016 Report Share Posted October 26, 2016 Just think, in a few years we'll look back on this news story with fond mammaries... pluk 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted October 26, 2016 Report Share Posted October 26, 2016 Everyone who's posted jokes in this topic is an absolute tit, myself included. Morgan.B and Matt 236 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshuaA Posted October 26, 2016 Report Share Posted October 26, 2016 There should be two threads for this one.. I hate when birds complain about there breasts.. Specially the blue tit.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian-S Posted October 26, 2016 Report Share Posted October 26, 2016 I thought Trump liked to grab them not complain about them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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