Posted October 24, 20168 yr comment_243528 At the risk of someone on here taking umbrage at having to glimpse real life and getting this topic locked - this woman, obviously well suited to the tabloid press, alleges she was humiliated and forced to parade in front of hundreds of park guests, because she could not be safely fitted into a harness on Colossus, having walked past the test seat to join the queue.............. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3863156/They-know-not-B-cup-Mother-one-banned-Thorpe-Park-ride-Colossus-36L-BREASTS.html#newcomment
October 24, 20168 yr comment_243529 At least a little more accurate than when LadBible reported on it which stated afterwards she went on rush where the same thing happened. I do like the way both articles make it sound like she walked passed the queue to get off and not use the exit. If she was truly humiliated she wouldn't have gone to the press.
October 24, 20168 yr comment_243531 Very sorry to hear about this. Would you prefer you went on it anyway and the restraint came undone instead?
October 24, 20168 yr comment_243534 I'm surprised she didn't give herself black eyes the speed she ran to the press over this...
October 24, 20168 yr comment_243535 My mum had to be asked to get off of Colossus once, you don't see her running to the press. If she wants to go on it, come back and wear a sports bra or something. They do well in minimising chest size.
October 25, 20168 yr comment_243564 To be fair, Colossus IS dreadfully designed restraint wise, and is unforgiving for a fair amount of guests... Still, she gets some fame out of this, some of the comments are creepy though...
October 25, 20168 yr comment_243565 It's a Daily Mail article, what did you expect from their readers?
October 25, 20168 yr comment_243566 Well if she couldn't fit on Rush because of her chest then all I'm saying is they must hang extremely low Plenty of people can't get on certain rides because of size restrictions and have to exit the ride (not walk through the queue line!) - she obviously wasn't that traumatised by the event because she went off to the press.
October 25, 20168 yr comment_243567 36 minutes ago, Ian-S said: It's a Daily Mail article, what did you expect from their readers? They either expect her to go back to her own country (BRITAIN FOR THE BRITISH) or blame Bulgarians and Polish for overwhelming our borders. You decide.
October 25, 20168 yr comment_243568 1 hour ago, Ian-S said: It's a Daily Mail article, what did you expect from their readers? Oh I only read the Mirror article and they were all hitting on her. Grim times...
October 25, 20168 yr comment_243569 It's a Daily Mail article, what did you expect from their readers?"People who can't fit on theme park rides are immigrants and give you cancer"There you go Daily Mail, there's your next headline.Partaking in geekery since 1985
October 25, 20168 yr comment_243576 On another forum I'm a member of the admin team got so fedup with them they used the swear filter to swap out "The Daily Mail" for "The Bile-filled Racist Bigots Paper".
October 25, 20168 yr comment_243577 3 hours ago, Han30 said: Well if she couldn't fit on Rush because dhest then all I'm saying is they must hang extremely low Sorry for tge double post but someone in the comments section noticed this and sugested all she needed do was unlick her bra and "push them out either side of the restraint"...
October 25, 20168 yr comment_243590 3 hours ago, Ian-S said: Sorry for tge double post but someone in the comments section noticed this and sugested all she needed do was unlick her bra and "push them out either side of the restraint"... UnLICK her bra?! lol! Well yeah - on Rush if your chest area is THAT big all I imagine you would need to do would be to whop them over the lap bar - could be an uncomfortable ride mind you
October 25, 20168 yr comment_243592 I meant to type unclip but the tablet was playing silly buggers and wouldn't let me correct it, might take a while to unlick her bra if it was made of edible paper I'd imagine lol. Which one is Rush again? The giant swings? Doesn't that have lap bars?
October 25, 20168 yr comment_243595 9 minutes ago, Ian-S said: I meant to type unclip but the tablet was playing silly buggers and wouldn't let me correct it, might take a while to unlick her bra if it was made of edible paper I'd imagine lol. Which one is Rush again? The giant swings? Doesn't that have lap bars? Yes Rush is the giant swings with lap bars so she must have real problem with her boobies 8 minutes ago, BaronC. said: This thread is the breast.
October 26, 20168 yr comment_243600 4 hours ago, BaronC. said: This thread is the breast. Should lock it before it goes tits up.
October 26, 20168 yr comment_243616 Just think, in a few years we'll look back on this news story with fond mammaries...
October 26, 20168 yr comment_243617 Everyone who's posted jokes in this topic is an absolute tit, myself included.
October 26, 20168 yr comment_243618 There should be two threads for this one.. I hate when birds complain about there breasts.. Specially the blue tit..
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