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Will you be owning a Annual Pass for this season? Will your magic never end?Well for me. I'll have one before the season starts. Well actually, I am getting mine on Saturday . (And this will be my first one).What about you?(Also you may discuss everything about Annual Passes here).(Request, can you move the "I already have one" at the top of the poll instead of the bottem, you'll see why).

Green. tbh =DHeres a fun fact fo you: On packages of Canadian Smarties, a Smarties 'Fun Fact' states that Canadians eat enough Smarties each year to circle the Earth "350 times". However, a grade 6 math class in Thunder Bay, Ontario proved otherwise in December 2005. The math class calculated that the amount of Smarties Canadians eat in a year would circle the Earth only once. Nestl? Canada has promised to amend the packaging.

Inspired by the Thorpe Park Ride Game. Same rules apply Vampire (5) Zufari (5) Scorpion Express (5) Dragon's Fury (5) Dragon Falls (5) Money Swinger (5) Treetop Hoppers (5) Tomb Blaster (5) Seastorm (5) Black Buccanner (5) Kobra (5) Rattle Snake (5) Hocus Pocus Hall (5) Ramses Revenge (5) Carousel (5) Tiny Truckers (5) Toadie's Crazy Cars (5) Flying Jumbos (5) Jungle Bus (5) Peeking Heights (5) Sea Dragons (5) Griffin's Galleon (5) Tuk Tuk Turmoil (5)

Here's how to Play 1. The first poster will ask a question which prompts the next poster to choose one of the two items. 2. Post your choice in bold. 3. Once you have posted your choice, skip a line and post the next question. 4. Let's keep it Christmas related! If you want, you can add a photo of your choice, or add a photo of your options. Be Creative! So here goes: Making Snowmen OR Making Snow Angels?

Random topic,What is your favourite Ice Cream ?!Mine is vinilla nice and simple nothing better on a hot day Not gonna be having much of it lately though on account of the cold english weather.

Happy 1st birthday Smiler! Let it be obvious from the start that this topic is in no way serious; the aim of the topic is simply to come up with fairly ridiculous ways to 'improve' The Smiler at the Alton Towers Resort; it follows the same rules as the sister thread How would you improve Dark Forest? This topic is 'photoshop' friendly so enjoy the example post: 'I would improve The Smiler with... JoshC.' This is supposed to be a bit of fun. Any useful points that contribute to actual discussion should be directed here in the actual Smiler topic. Edit: Turtle is offering a world beating prize for the best entry!

Seen this around a few forums now so thought would be interesting to give it a go here!Basically put together a list of Thread titles we may have seen around the Thorpe, Alton and Chessington forums in the 90's!

Another year, another season, and that means another TPM forum awards! After the success of last year, I will be using SurveyMonkey again These are the award categories, same as last year with the addition of cutest couple and 'member you'd like to see more of' PARK AWARDS • Best UK Park • Best International Park • Best UK Coaster • Best International Coaster • Best UK Flat Ride • Best UK Water Ride • Best UK Dark Ride • Best New Attraction for 2015 • Worst UK Ride • Most Uncomfortable Ride • Most Disappointing Merlin Moment in 2015 • Best looking New Attraction for 2016 • Best Manufacturer In the case of internati…

After the distressing scenes witnessed in Pizza/Pasta at Thorpe Park over the size of their plates, I got thinking about my ideal food carrier. Would it be circular, square, deep, wide, metal, paper? There are just so many different varieties on offer and this is a place for you to post your ideal buffet plate. It's an absolute disgrace that Thorpe's plates are only small enough for 3 slices of pizza at a time, clearly someone in Merlin has never been to a high class pizza buffet restaurant such as Buzz Lightyear's Pizza Planet at Disneyland. I'll kick it off with a fairly basic plate, but feel free to be a bit more adventurous with your choices. Hopefully Thorpe Park…

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Fast forward 6 years...Saw's contract is soon to run out and Thorpe are in desperate need of a new theme. Good Luck :unsure:This Challenge is likely to last 2 weeks to give you a bit more time but if the majority of people entering have after a week, it will end after a week

okay dokay, the rules are simple, I show you an editied pic of a coaster and you have to guess what coaster it is. then whoever guesses the coaster gets to post an edited picture. Ill give you an easy one to start off with:

People of TPM, the time has come! The votes have been counted and verified, after some delay. And so the time has come to reveal the winners... PARK AWARDS Best UK Park 1) Alton Towers (22) 2) Thorpe Park (14) 3) Paulton's Park (5) Best UK Coaster 1) Nemesis (8) 2) The Smiler (7) 3) The Swarm (6) Best UK Flat 1) Slammer (16) 2) Rush (12) 3) Samurai (8) Best UK Water 1) Valhalla (20) 2) Tidal Wave (13) 3) Congo River Rapids (4) Best UK Dark 1) Derren Brown's Ghost Train (13) 2) Valhalla (8) 3) Duel (7) …

This may seem like a pointless thread idea, considering we already have one for rating the above person's avatar...but here, you can be a little more descriptive, while also taking the mick if you want! Fire away!

Does what it says on the tin. To get the ball rolling..Haha, it's a shed.

I like the seaside, but I don't like sand (painful memories) the beach near my Grandma has stones and its not that painful to walk on unless you get a stone in your foot (has happened). *Cheesy Line*So do you like the seaside?

So, as I have a lot of free time on my hands at the moment, I've decided to create a 'Thorpe Park Monopoly' for a bit of fun(Alton Towers have their own version; why not Thorpe?! ). It's a work in progress at the moment, but here's the game board as it stands... As you may notice, the template I found is the American one, so the prices are in dollars, but ah well.. It's lacking text at the moment too, and a few pictures and such, because it's just the 'first version', and it looks really bad because the best editing software I have is Microsoft PowerPoint. The plan I have is to create mock ups for the property, Chance and Community Chest cards as well, pretty mu…

Right-o this is the 2010 TPM awards topic! Firstly the rules:-You can only vote one person per title-You can only vote once-No additional comments-Keep discussion about who you voted for to a minimum-No 'pick me, pick me'-The results are final, live with it-You can't vote for yourself-Please remember that it is fun, no harm is meant by these awardsI will give you a template to copy and paste in a PM to me, please PM me only do not post your nominations in this topic. The categories are:Member awardsBest newbie (Joined in 2010)Funniest memberBest quality posterBest FangirlBest FanboySexiest fangirlSexiest fanboyBest admin/moderatorBiggest Thorpe nerdMost sarcasticLeast ann…

Well that's it, after a month of intense drip-feed voting and shameless promotion, the results of the TPM Park & Forum Awards 2012 are in! Some very interesting developments since last year after the 2012 coaster season saw a massive onslaught of excellent, world-class rides, one of which some may agree sits in our very own home park! Please remember, particularly with the Forum Awards, that this is meant to be a bit of fun. Please don't take them too seriously y'all! RIGHT. Here we go. A bit of a change in that last year I only posted the Top 3 for each category. I'm doing that again this year but for the Park Awards I will be adding the cumulative total of votes e…

2013 is nearly done, stuff has happened. What were the best bits for you? Feel free to add any categories. Album of the year Vampire Weekend - Modern Vampires of the City. I can't still get enough of it, it is beautiful and perfect. Step and Ya Hey being my highlights. Song of the year Daft Punk - Get Lucky. Blurred Lines and Wake Me Up both tried to take over, but Daft Punk will always be the sound of this summer for me. Music Video of the year Blurred Lines What's not to like? Titties Film of the year The Worlds End, great way to finish the trilogy. Also enjoyed Oz the Great and Powerful. TV Show of the year The Wrong Mans. James Cordens comedy drama was a jo…

Well...which are you? I'm left-handed, obviously So is my brother. My mum thinks it looks strange And no, something like writing with one hand and using your other hand for other tasks does not mean you're ambidextrous

A brilliant game for the closed season! Hopefully there are some people out there who've played this! Otherwise, I shall explain below: Basically, the aim of the game is to simply come up with the funniest, dirtiest...or just the most ridiculous sentence! Each player is given a series of white cards, each with a random word or minor scenario. However, one player per round is "card czar", meaning they are in possession of a black card containing a sentence, often with a series of blank spaces. The other players must then put forward one or more white cards. The number of white cards to be submitted depends on how many the black card is demanding. For instance, if the s…

Every winter, we see the 4 month closure of THORPE PARK and Chessington & Zoo, not to mention many other Merlin attractions. This topic can be for anyone, but especially for the people that visit theme parks a lot of the time.What do you do to replace going to theme parks?Does the closed period go quickly for you? What do you do to speed up the time?These ones are easy for me. As many people have mentioned in other topics, going to theme parks is more of a social thing for me - just somewhere fun to go with friends (although I do LOVE them ). So when the parks are closed, I just find other activities to do with my friends to replace my theme park trips. The closed pe…

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