Han30 Posted September 25, 2013 Report Share Posted September 25, 2013 So last night my delightful cat brings back what I thought was a field mouse - turns out that it was a baby bat! Didn't expect that one - so far he has bought me back a pigeon, a magpie, several field mice, rats, frogs and baby birds. I didn't realise it was a bat until I coaxed my cat away with a treat and picked it up - I gave it a bit of a poke to see what was happening and the little thing started to fly around my living room - have to admit I slightly panicked but managed to save it. I just hope he doesn't bring in a bigger bat cos I think that would finish me off James & Co. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planenut Posted September 25, 2013 Report Share Posted September 25, 2013 So last night my delightful cat brings back what I thought was a field mouse - turns out that it was a baby bat! Didn't expect that one - so far he has bought me back a pigeon, a magpie, several field mice, rats, frogs and baby birds. I didn't realise it was a bat until I coaxed my cat away with a treat and picked it up - I gave it a bit of a poke to see what was happening and the little thing started to fly around my living room - have to admit I slightly panicked but managed to save it. I just hope he doesn't bring in a bigger bat cos I think that would finish me off Well done, loads of people would have been out the door - can you not train the cat to pick up currency in the form of notes? JoshC. and Tom 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Han30 Posted September 25, 2013 Report Share Posted September 25, 2013 ^^ Ha I wish! On my birthday I woke up to find a half eaten pigeon in my living room To be honest, I would rather deal with rats, bats, frogs etc than spiders (although saying that, my cat eats spiders which is handy as I hate them). But when things start flying or jumping (had a frog jump up at my face, and a rat jump at me when I tried to catch it), I do tend to get a wee bit nervous. I hate it when cats kill things but it is in their nature I guess. I always do my best to save whatever has been bought in - I actually tried a bit of CPR(ish) on a little bird a few months ago then got really upset when it died The bat was pretty cute until it opened up its wings - I was holding it in my hands but luckily managed to grab it again before my cat came back to finish to poor thing off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planenut Posted September 26, 2013 Report Share Posted September 26, 2013 I actually tried a bit of CPR(ish) on a little bird a few months ago..... Now that would have made a great video to go online with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshC. Posted September 27, 2013 Report Share Posted September 27, 2013 We best be careful guys... http://themetapicture.com/things-that-kill-more-people-than-sharks/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planenut Posted September 27, 2013 Report Share Posted September 27, 2013 We best be careful guys... http://themetapicture.com/things-that-kill-more-people-than-sharks/ Interesting this; a line I always use for those in fear of roller coasters - "there are more people killed on British motorways daily, than annually, worldwide, on roller coasters!" this seems to bear that out. JoshC. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benin Posted October 8, 2013 Report Share Posted October 8, 2013 http://usvsth3m.com/post/53834366536/benedict-cumberbatch-hates-liquids Benedict Cumberbatch is disgusted by this coffeeBenedict Cumberbatch is angered by this brandyBenedict Cumberbatch is infuriated by this teaBenedict Cumberbatch resents this waterBenedict Cumberbatch momentarily thought this Darjeeling was OK - then realised that, no, he hates that tooBenedict Cumberbatch is frustrated by his own salty tears UnderItAll and Cornflakes 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smidget Posted October 8, 2013 Report Share Posted October 8, 2013 http://whatrhymeswithhug.me/# Totally cracked me up. UnderItAll, alexander, Jammy3112 and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Han30 Posted October 8, 2013 Report Share Posted October 8, 2013 ^ Definitely one of the better ones on that site! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inferno Posted October 8, 2013 Report Share Posted October 8, 2013 Smidget 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pluk Posted October 14, 2013 Report Share Posted October 14, 2013 http://www.banksy.co.uk/2013/10/13/central-park Love it, imagine being one of these unsuspecting buyers. About £20,000 each they reckon they are worth! UnderItAll and Sidders 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnderItAll Posted October 14, 2013 Report Share Posted October 14, 2013 I like Banksy's work, would love to be able to come up with some of his ideas and do them places but not keen on getting done for graffiti/criminal damage. I did this last year in chalk, didn't quite have the right colours but you kinda get the idea, inset is the mock up I used to base it on, the rings are too big as well and overlapped but I'm not an artist and it looks pretty good anyway: I also did another one about a week later, can still see the other underneath which isn't great then the triangles aren't quite straight, the eye in the centre one is supposed to be the Illuminati all seeing eye and the text in the yellow triangle is supposed to be Zion in the London 2012 font, didn't quite go well, it was dark too which didn't help but it was fun. Thanks, Tom. pluk and Sidders 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Topsyturvy15 Posted October 18, 2013 Report Share Posted October 18, 2013 Post 500 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Posted October 21, 2013 Report Share Posted October 21, 2013 Jammy3112, UnderItAll, Matt 236 and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pluk Posted November 1, 2013 Report Share Posted November 1, 2013 Mark9's next post will be his 4,000th. It better be a good one... Tom, EC! and Mark9 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pickles Posted November 1, 2013 Report Share Posted November 1, 2013 And the wild Holly re-appears! Woo haii. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smidget Posted November 8, 2013 Report Share Posted November 8, 2013 So this gem popped up on my FB newsfeed earlier. Apparently the definition of anniversary has changed. Liam T 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planenut Posted November 8, 2013 Report Share Posted November 8, 2013 So this gem popped up on my FB newsfeed earlier. Apparently the definition of anniversary has changed. Seems like they probably tell everybody hoping for a gift each time; that means they will get quadruple the number of anniversaries I had. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EC! Posted November 10, 2013 Report Share Posted November 10, 2013 BEST BIRTHDAY CAKE EVER!!! THANKS MUM AND DAD!!!! They did really well James & Co., Coaster, Matt 236 and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jammydodger Posted November 10, 2013 Report Share Posted November 10, 2013 I thought that I'd share this, you may have already seen in but its still very funny Jammy3112 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pickles Posted November 10, 2013 Report Share Posted November 10, 2013 So this gem popped up on my FB newsfeed earlier. Apparently the definition of anniversary has changed. Be happy they've done it for at least 2 years, I know some people who are like '1 wk wif ma bbe, lovin dem so much!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James & Co. Posted November 21, 2013 Report Share Posted November 21, 2013 Here we have the wonderful @DaddysLittlePrincess doing his dream job as a librarian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benin Posted November 28, 2013 Report Share Posted November 28, 2013 http://www.listchallenges.com/disney-movies?ref=share Out of EVERY single Disney film ever made, how many have you seen? 112 for me, which I think is a testament to the level of absolute TURD the mid 2000s Disney released... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellie Posted November 28, 2013 Report Share Posted November 28, 2013 114 for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshC. Posted November 28, 2013 Report Share Posted November 28, 2013 42. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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