September 25, 201311 yr comment_169210 So last night my delightful cat brings back what I thought was a field mouse - turns out that it was a baby bat! Didn't expect that one - so far he has bought me back a pigeon, a magpie, several field mice, rats, frogs and baby birds. I didn't realise it was a bat until I coaxed my cat away with a treat and picked it up - I gave it a bit of a poke to see what was happening and the little thing started to fly around my living room - have to admit I slightly panicked but managed to save it. I just hope he doesn't bring in a bigger bat cos I think that would finish me off
September 25, 201311 yr comment_169224 So last night my delightful cat brings back what I thought was a field mouse - turns out that it was a baby bat! Didn't expect that one - so far he has bought me back a pigeon, a magpie, several field mice, rats, frogs and baby birds. I didn't realise it was a bat until I coaxed my cat away with a treat and picked it up - I gave it a bit of a poke to see what was happening and the little thing started to fly around my living room - have to admit I slightly panicked but managed to save it. I just hope he doesn't bring in a bigger bat cos I think that would finish me off Well done, loads of people would have been out the door - can you not train the cat to pick up currency in the form of notes?
September 25, 201311 yr comment_169225 ^^ Ha I wish! On my birthday I woke up to find a half eaten pigeon in my living room To be honest, I would rather deal with rats, bats, frogs etc than spiders (although saying that, my cat eats spiders which is handy as I hate them). But when things start flying or jumping (had a frog jump up at my face, and a rat jump at me when I tried to catch it), I do tend to get a wee bit nervous. I hate it when cats kill things but it is in their nature I guess. I always do my best to save whatever has been bought in - I actually tried a bit of CPR(ish) on a little bird a few months ago then got really upset when it died The bat was pretty cute until it opened up its wings - I was holding it in my hands but luckily managed to grab it again before my cat came back to finish to poor thing off!
September 26, 201311 yr comment_169325 I actually tried a bit of CPR(ish) on a little bird a few months ago..... Now that would have made a great video to go online with.
September 27, 201311 yr comment_169367 We best be careful guys... http://themetapicture.com/things-that-kill-more-people-than-sharks/
September 27, 201311 yr comment_169376 We best be careful guys... http://themetapicture.com/things-that-kill-more-people-than-sharks/ Interesting this; a line I always use for those in fear of roller coasters - "there are more people killed on British motorways daily, than annually, worldwide, on roller coasters!" this seems to bear that out.
October 8, 201311 yr comment_170135 http://usvsth3m.com/post/53834366536/benedict-cumberbatch-hates-liquids Benedict Cumberbatch is disgusted by this coffeeBenedict Cumberbatch is angered by this brandyBenedict Cumberbatch is infuriated by this teaBenedict Cumberbatch resents this waterBenedict Cumberbatch momentarily thought this Darjeeling was OK - then realised that, no, he hates that tooBenedict Cumberbatch is frustrated by his own salty tears
October 14, 201311 yr comment_170554 http://www.banksy.co.uk/2013/10/13/central-park Love it, imagine being one of these unsuspecting buyers. About £20,000 each they reckon they are worth!
October 14, 201311 yr comment_170595 I like Banksy's work, would love to be able to come up with some of his ideas and do them places but not keen on getting done for graffiti/criminal damage. I did this last year in chalk, didn't quite have the right colours but you kinda get the idea, inset is the mock up I used to base it on, the rings are too big as well and overlapped but I'm not an artist and it looks pretty good anyway: I also did another one about a week later, can still see the other underneath which isn't great then the triangles aren't quite straight, the eye in the centre one is supposed to be the Illuminati all seeing eye and the text in the yellow triangle is supposed to be Zion in the London 2012 font, didn't quite go well, it was dark too which didn't help but it was fun. Thanks, Tom.
November 1, 201311 yr comment_171548 Mark9's next post will be his 4,000th. It better be a good one...
November 8, 201311 yr comment_171864 So this gem popped up on my FB newsfeed earlier. Apparently the definition of anniversary has changed.
November 8, 201311 yr comment_171869 So this gem popped up on my FB newsfeed earlier. Apparently the definition of anniversary has changed. Seems like they probably tell everybody hoping for a gift each time; that means they will get quadruple the number of anniversaries I had.
November 10, 201311 yr comment_171918 BEST BIRTHDAY CAKE EVER!!! THANKS MUM AND DAD!!!! They did really well
November 10, 201311 yr comment_171919 I thought that I'd share this, you may have already seen in but its still very funny
November 10, 201311 yr comment_171937 So this gem popped up on my FB newsfeed earlier. Apparently the definition of anniversary has changed. Be happy they've done it for at least 2 years, I know some people who are like '1 wk wif ma bbe, lovin dem so much!'
November 21, 201311 yr comment_172275 Here we have the wonderful @DaddysLittlePrincess doing his dream job as a librarian.
November 28, 201311 yr comment_172510 http://www.listchallenges.com/disney-movies?ref=share Out of EVERY single Disney film ever made, how many have you seen? 112 for me, which I think is a testament to the level of absolute TURD the mid 2000s Disney released...
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