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Anything goes (with in reason of course) here!

  1. Started by Mark9,

    Post your random images here.. because its fun?

    • 1.2k replies
    • 188k views
  2. Started by JoshC.,

    It's the most wonderful time of the year - it's the Thorpe Park Mania Awards! Once again, we are using SurveyMonkey to collect the results. If you've never used it before, don't worry - it's dead easy! We've condensed things down a bit this year, to spice up the competition... PARK AWARDS: -Best UK Park -Best UK Coaster -Best UK Flat Ride -Best UK Water Ride -Best UK Dark Ride -Worst UK Ride -Best International Park -Best International Coaster -Best New-for-2018 Attraction (can be in the UK) -Most Disappointing Merlin Moment 2018 -Best Looking Attraction for 2019 -B…

  3. Started by Sheepie,

    We need a birthday topic!!Today, I would like to wish Cringle a very happy 16th birthday!!Woooo!Enjoy all the legal sex!

    • 619 replies
    • 94.2k views
  4. Started by Tom,

    After a series of spam comments in the 'SW8' and 'The One After WC16' threads I am pleased to announce this topic Use this topic to come up with predictable Merlin-esque names for rides Example: 'Galactic Sub-Terra Inferno, the world's first rollerocaster with real molten lava!' This topic is just for fun and will be linked whenever 'name banter' spamming occurs in main topics

    • 73 replies
    • 13.4k views
  5. Started by Ryan,

    After the distressing scenes witnessed in Pizza/Pasta at Thorpe Park over the size of their plates, I got thinking about my ideal food carrier. Would it be circular, square, deep, wide, metal, paper? There are just so many different varieties on offer and this is a place for you to post your ideal buffet plate. It's an absolute disgrace that Thorpe's plates are only small enough for 3 slices of pizza at a time, clearly someone in Merlin has never been to a high class pizza buffet restaurant such as Buzz Lightyear's Pizza Planet at Disneyland. I'll kick it off with a fairly basic plate, but feel free to be a bit more adventurous with your choices. Hopefully Thorpe Park…

    • 34 replies
    • 10.7k views
  6. :)Let the games begin.

    • 711 replies
    • 91.4k views
  7. Started by ImLucifer,

    I was excited to restart playing this until I remembered that I had remove Slammer from the list and had to add Lumber Jump in its place... Same rules as previous years apply: +1 and -1 each turn. Before you can take another turn, you must wait for three other people to take a turn. Once a ride hits 0 points, it is REMOVED from the list. All other ride scores are RESET to 5. It will use the same list as last year but with a rides update. I will start us off by adding a point to Nemesis and removing a point from Lumber Jump. Angry Birds 4D Experience (5) Colossus (5) DBGTROTD (5) Depth Charge …

    • 242 replies
    • 32.7k views
  8. Started by pluk,

    2013 is nearly done, stuff has happened. What were the best bits for you? Feel free to add any categories. Album of the year Vampire Weekend - Modern Vampires of the City. I can't still get enough of it, it is beautiful and perfect. Step and Ya Hey being my highlights. Song of the year Daft Punk - Get Lucky. Blurred Lines and Wake Me Up both tried to take over, but Daft Punk will always be the sound of this summer for me. Music Video of the year Blurred Lines What's not to like? Titties Film of the year The Worlds End, great way to finish the trilogy. Also enjoyed Oz the Great and Powerful. TV Show of the year The Wrong Mans. James Cordens comedy drama was a jo…

    • 30 replies
    • 8.1k views
  9. Started by JoshC.,

    After a trickle of votes over the past month, I can now officially announce the winners of the 2017 TPM awards... PARK AWARDS Best UK Park 1) Alton Towers (12) 2) Thorpe Park (9) 3) Blackpool Pleasure Beach (6) Best UK Coaster 1) Nemesis (14) 2) The Smiler (4) 3=) The Swarm (3) 3=) Stealth (3) Best UK Flat 1) Rush (6) 2=) Detonator (4) 2=) Samurai (4) 2=) Slammer (4) 3) Time Machine (3) Best UK Water 1) Valhalla (14) 2) Tidal Wave (6) 3) The Gruffalo River Ride Adventure (3) Best UK Dark 1) Hex (13) 2)…

    • 17 replies
    • 3k views
  10. Started by JoshC.,

    After a trickle of votes over the past month, I can now officially announce the winners of the 2017 TPM awards... PARK AWARDS Best UK Park 1) Alton Towers (12) 2) Thorpe Park (9) 3) Blackpool Pleasure Beach (6) Best UK Coaster 1) Nemesis (14) 2) The Smiler (4) 3=) The Swarm (3) 3=) Stealth (3) Best UK Flat 1) Rush (6) 2=) Detonator (4) 2=) Samurai (4) 2=) Slammer (4) 3) Time Machine (3) Best UK Water 1) Valhalla (14) 2) Tidal Wave (6) 3) The Gruffalo River Ride Adventure (3) Best UK Dark 1) Hex (13) 2)…

    • 0 replies
    • 1.1k views
  11. Started by JoshC.,

    It's come to that time of year again - it's the Thorpe Park Mania Awards! Once again, we are using SurveyMonkey to collect the results. If you've never used it before, don't worry - it's dead easy! There's been two new awards added (and none spited!) - Best UK Scare Attraction, and Friendliest Member. The full list... PARK AWARDS: -Best UK Park -Best UK Coaster -Best UK Flat Ride -Best UK Water Ride -Best UK Dark Ride -Best UK Scare Attraction -Best UK Themed Experience -Worst UK Ride -Best International Park -Best International Coaster -Best New-for-2017 Attraction (can be…

  12. Started by MikeC,

    POST NOW!

  13. Started by JoshC.,

    People of TPM, the time has come! The votes have been counted and verified, after some delay. And so the time has come to reveal the winners... PARK AWARDS Best UK Park 1) Alton Towers (22) 2) Thorpe Park (14) 3) Paulton's Park (5) Best UK Coaster 1) Nemesis (8) 2) The Smiler (7) 3) The Swarm (6) Best UK Flat 1) Slammer (16) 2) Rush (12) 3) Samurai (8) Best UK Water 1) Valhalla (20) 2) Tidal Wave (13) 3) Congo River Rapids (4) Best UK Dark 1) Derren Brown's Ghost Train (13) 2) Valhalla (8) 3) Duel (7) …

    • 33 replies
    • 7.7k views
  14. Started by mike121,

    Hello everybody, How are you ?, hope you are doing well... Next month I planning to visit India ? So, do you know any place whom you want to suggest for paragliding you have experienced with. One of my friend suggest me paragliding in himachal. He says that paragliding in himachal is the best place for paragliding in India.

    • 0 replies
    • 3.5k views
  15. Started by TP-Fan,

    Inspired by the Thorpe Park Ride Game. Same rules apply Vampire (5) Zufari (5) Scorpion Express (5) Dragon's Fury (5) Dragon Falls (5) Money Swinger (5) Treetop Hoppers (5) Tomb Blaster (5) Seastorm (5) Black Buccanner (5) Kobra (5) Rattle Snake (5) Hocus Pocus Hall (5) Ramses Revenge (5) Carousel (5) Tiny Truckers (5) Toadie's Crazy Cars (5) Flying Jumbos (5) Jungle Bus (5) Peeking Heights (5) Sea Dragons (5) Griffin's Galleon (5) Tuk Tuk Turmoil (5)

    • 37 replies
    • 7.7k views
  16. Started by Duncanc,

    Wassup everyone, thought it would be pretty sweet to create a topic purely based on people's locations! It'l be pretty sweet for some people to realise just how close they are from others! I myself live in Newbury, which is around 20 minutes from Reading

    • 49 replies
    • 9.3k views
  17. Started by Zach,

    Tell them what is good, what is bad, and then give them a rating out of 10. I did do a search to check this doesn't already exist, but if it does I'm sorry .

    • 55 replies
    • 9.9k views
  18. Started by Liam T,

    The aim of the game is in the name! Create the weird most wacky reason on why the person above you should get banned! Of course its all fun but if you get easy offended stay way away from this topic Lets get banning

    • 1.3k replies
    • 134.8k views
  19. Started by Mer,

    HO HO HO! Because it's that time of year, so why not? So...what are you doing for Christmas this year? Do you have any traditions? What do you hope to get? Or do you just appreciate the food, music and family etc? This year I am going to my dad's (with my brother of course) for Christmas dinner, with his parents, then coming back home to Mum's in the evening. She is having her parents over and they will be there in the evening, so get to see both parents and both sets of grandparents, yay! We're waking up at Mum's though, my dad knows it wouldn't be the same if we didn't! Then on Boxing Day, my mum's parents are coming over again for another Christmas dinner, and me and…

  20. Started by JoshC.,

    It's come to that time of year again - it's the Thorpe Park Mania Awards! Once again, we are using SurveyMonkey to collect the results. If you've never used it before, don't worry - it's dead easy! By popular demand, we've kept the same awards as last year, which are... PARK AWARDS: -Best UK Park -Best UK Coaster -Best UK Flat Ride -Best UK Water Ride -Best UK Dark Ride -Best UK Themed Experience -Worst UK Ride -Best International Park -Best International Coaster -Best New-for-2016 Attraction (can be in the UK) -Best International Themed Experience -Most Uncomfortable Ride …

    • 57 replies
    • 11.1k views
  21. Started by tomtom99,

    My fave is Fanta

    • 71 replies
    • 12.5k views
  22. Started by MarkC,

    Here is another rather addictive game! Post 2 true facts about yourself and one lie in any order and the others playing the game have to say which one is a lie! The first person to get it right has to then post 2 facts and one lie and the process repeats again! You can only post after there has been 3 turns between your last go! I shall start: 1) I have thrown up on stealth 2) I am a world record holder 3) I have a pet dog

    • 571 replies
    • 62.5k views
  23. Started by J3DMAN,

    Would you rather SPEND A DAY, eating nothing but Macdonalds or nothing but Pizza Hit?

    • 16 replies
    • 5.7k views
  24. Started by MikeC,

    Along the lines of 'Your Setup'; tell us what you had for dinner

    • 84 replies
    • 22.2k views
  25. Started by Con,

    hmm. Curry Curry in a Hurry bud bud bud or Chinese chow main?CURRY FOR ME!!

    • 28 replies
    • 8.6k views

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